Gotta say I'm surprised that he hasn't declared Good Friday a failed Biden holiday and rebranded it Great Friday. Some say it's the best Friday. Maybe the greatest.

The current state of US Trade Policy as brought to life from the scene in Breakfast Club when Bender gets detention from Vice Principal Vernon

So next up - we'll have Marco Rubio in the East Room on the new ShamWow stage....

Been putting OpenAI’s new ChatGPT-4.5 through some of its paces today, side by side with my custom GPT in 4.0. And so far? Meh. The writing isn’t better - just.....Thesaurus-ier. In. It’s like they cranked down the Flesch-Kincaid score and called it an upgrade.

I mean really @nytimes.com? Really? Not only is the adverb a tell.. but are you really the only one on the planet who didn’t expect this… The shocked Pikachu image would have been a better image for this headline.

The TikTok shutdown is your sign that the whole thing is political theater. TikTok is playing along, ‘shutting off’ so the Orange Knight can swoop in, dramatically wave an executive order, and ‘save’ the app. It’s not a rescue; it’s a curtain call.

This is a must watch for marketers. "Speed is the structuring value of the 20th century. Are we going to [continue to] be so obsessed with speed and immediate satisfaction? Maybe there is another form of relation to the world which is linked to patience, to taking the time of making things right."

At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling at clouds… I find the whole ChatGPT Santa thing to be more creepy than cute…

Something I found myself saying today in a client meeting about the state of B2B marketing in 2024… we’ve spent the last ten years mindlessly following the “move fast and break things” mantra - and now we wonder why we spend all our waking hours fixing things that are broken…

Watching Sherwood Season 2 there may have been murder, in a town where everyone’s got secrets tied to ancient grievances no one fully explains. Every clue leads to more subplots, and it’s gonna end with shouting about things that might matter but were introduced in Season 1. Aaand credits.

There used to be this trope that sending marketing emails “on X day” or at “X time” was optimal. It was all bullshit of course. But after looking at my inbox this morning - I think it’s safe to say that there’s a worst day for sending email. #BlackFridayNoise

Ah yes, a fresh new platform. Time to start over and pretend like I haven’t already been doomscrolling for the past decade. #NewPlatformSameAddiction