"i'm not making you pay for ANYTHING, so duh, i'm LETTING you!! i'll put YOUR orgasm on hold."

".............can i cash in on that orgasm later if i let you get whatever you want at the food court?"

"yeah, that's what i mean, you got a problem with th-" ..........."HUH?!"

"What? Like gettin' in a Gigai and goin' to that overpopulated place? Couldn't ya pick an orgasm instead?"

"hmmmm~" loly lays it on thick, a pink manicured nail tapping her chin. "take me shopping. you have to carry ALL of the stuff i buy! no complaints! that'll make it up to me~♡"

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"hmm, fine, bossy ass!" she sticks her tongue out at him like the brat she is, before eyeing the food brought up. he's going to feed her? she can't complain about that, leaning forward and opening her mouth, staring directly at grimmjow while the takoyaki is lost behind her lips. "mmm~, not bad~"

fiiine! i trust you... (loly huffs and hums, eye still closed and letting out a little shiver at the feeling of their fingers at the back of her neck. when they speak again, her eye flutters open, angling her head to look, dainty fingers touching at the heart shape and center jewel.) o-oh! it's ➵

🩷/ erm hewwo im here today >3< ill reply to those old threads that i forgot to get to oopsie!

loly watches him admire the jacket, hands on her hips and chest puffed out, smiling wide. she's super proud of her choice! she scoffs, when he says he doesn't know what she likes, eye rolling and squinting, before he mentions remembering what she said about aizen. she tries and fails not to look ➵

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"you're ON!!" a little stomp in her thigh high boots and she suddenly spins out of the way, trying to make him fly forward and on his face from the force he's using.

loly presses back, growling. "FINE! don't disappoint me, grimmjow. and no complaining about the gift i pick out for you!!"

loly shudders, and promptly slaps his arm, then grips his sleeve to keep him close as she turns her head to whisper back to the side of his head. "...are we going to play tit for tat, or are you asking for me to pull a gift out of my ass right now?"

is he gonna do something about it?

hm... fine. you're lucky i like you, or i would've given you a black eye by now. (she gives them one last side eye before closing it, waiting expectantly) this better be good!!

(she's a bit tense, her temper infamous for blowing up in everyone's faces. she wants to lash out, but their hands on her torso just make her grimace in anger.) ......tell me happy birthday, jerk.

(she huffs again, turning her head to glare at them. she looks a little sad, too.) where WERE you yesterday?! were you sick?! tied up! kidnapped by shinigami?! just...seeing you would have been.........nice...

(๑`^´๑)💢 hmph! (crosses her arms! pouting!) i can't BELIEVE you!

(stomps her foot) give me attention!

also i have a list of everyone who didn't get me something for my birthday, yesterday! i will remember this. ☺️

(sitting, eating a scorpion from the jar of bugs szayel gave her)

...no you won't. =_=

(lithe, pink manicured fingers play with a centipede inside the jar. kindred spirits, afterall!) hm... something pink or black. fuzzy. maybe a cute tank top with centipede pictures on it? or a cute skirt, or boots with bug charms if you really wanted to get me bug themed stuff. or my melody stuff.

...hm. (she opens the jar and carefully sticks her hand in) it's alright, i guess. something cute would have been better. ............i'm gonna eat these. ♡

it's kinda true. you don't like me, i know that. you can't tell me i never told you and also say you have shitty memory, what if i told you and you just forgot cuz it's not important to you?! there's no way you missed me yelling about it last year, either!

you don't like me, either, so we're even! it's the same day as it was last year!?

it's been my birthday for almost 12 hours and no one has offered me bday sex >:( cute clothes are a good next best thing, ig

(she takes the jar, inspecting it closely) ...are they alive? why are they in the jar???

(she stares at the screen for a long moment and then nods, grinning wide) sounds good to me~♡ (she tears open a portal with a swipe of her hand and gestures excitedly) let's gooooooo!

......so you got me nothing? 🤨

thanks pinkie pie! (holds out her hands, expectantly!) ☺️

(a squeal! she clasps her hands together and wiggles where she stands, unable to contain her excitement!) eeee!! okay! i'll go get my gigai! (giggling, she runs away and returns in her dolled up gigai, slipping on her coveted fur coat!)

"gah-HEY!" she yells, manhandled, complaining for only a moment, before she goes limp over grimmjow's shoulder, accepting her fate. on her feet again, loly looks around, trying to look past the man caging her in to get a glimpse at his room. ...she didn't see many others' rooms. she usually took ➵

d'aw, thanks! (holding out her hands, expectantly) ☺️

what did you get me 🤩

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!!!

(practicing growling but still looking cute in the mirror)

oh fuck- yessir~♡

(wiggles her hips) missed meeeee~? ♡

loly pouts, squinting at grimmjow. "...fine! but don't bitch and whine when the walls come crashing down on us!"

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AUGH!!!

"usually i find someone to hurt, or something to kill." a partial truth. she had hobbies, she just wasn't going to tell him about it. "...what's the basket for?"

huh? not like who?

"i'm BORED and it's too QUIET"

sometimes quiet is nice, but i'm SO BORED! the quiet is driving me nuts!!

no, i'm just boredddd!! making noises because it's too damn QUIET!

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