I could be a primary care doctor basically all they ever do is tell you something like “sorry but you gotta to go to a different doctor for this actually and that’s gunna take at least 42 months, hope you don’t die first!”

Empanada before my 11 hour shift please save me

If you think the telepathy tapes are real I don’t fuck with you

Saying “wow you really got it all the way up there?” to straight men with arm band tattoos just to feel something

I hate April fools day

If you get the AirPods with cameras I will never hang out with you again and if I somehow do and I see them I will throw them in the lake

why will no one at work will start a Jason Derulo cover band with me

Wake up, work out, smoke weed, drink tea. Is there a better kind of morning?

I’ve decided that the two worst movies I watched in 2025 are licorice pizza and the life of chuck

Tripped and fell and my AirPods case went flying and got smashed by the train 😢

Me in 2016 having a twink summer maybe I should bleach my mullet 🤔

Turns out my Astronomy class is just watching Cosmos which I’ve already seen

At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,

Keep filming 🧊 but STOP GETTING RESISTERS FACES ON CAMERA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I finished my first semester back in college with straight A’s and that’s never happened to me in my entire life :)

Every last ICE/J6er Agent needs to be charged, convicted then deported. They do not belong in America, they're the threat. I'm glad he spoke out. Nobody deserves that except the entire cabinet & they're lying prop spoxes. www.huffpost.com/entry/minnes...

They are gutting a body of water really is THAT band

Yall remember when text messages didn’t require the Internet

Tbh I’m starting to believe that blonde lady on Instagram saying she’s being gang stalked

Thanks for the love on the new album! 💿 Have you checked it out yet?!? Stream below! 🎄

Hypothetically if I was building and coding cell phones that work without any major networks using a long-range low-power radio frequency who would want one

all of the evil in humanity goes back to the invention of private property in this essay I will

Bring on this snow I am ready

you know the indie sleaze “revival” is a psyop bc no one’s talking about SSLYBY

hey siri play the album let it sway by the band someone still loves you Boris Yeltsin

Put social workers on the CTA not more police for the love of god

to the people I know using the digital ID: yikes… 😬

My Top Ten Rollercoasters for anyone who cares :)

I spent the weekend in rural Missouri, and honestly it was shocking how almost all of the people I saw were extremely and vocally against ICE in Chicago and any military presence in American cities. There’s hope maybe?

DIY bands please stop saving pictures you like on the internet to use as backgrounds in your posts / stories without checking if their AI or not plz it’s not that hard

Okay but why is my professor making an intro to Python class so fucking hard

I’m having six flags withdrawals

working in West Loop is like living in a real-time glitch in the simulation every day

woke up crying tears of relief! www.nbcchicago.com/traffic/tran...

Chicago Public Transit is saved it’s is nice to have a good thing happen for once omg

Tear gas canisters get EXTREMELY HOT upon detonation. If you really wanna kick em back at the feds wear steel toed boots. NOT flammable tennis shoes.

Walking with anger in a circle and holding a sign you made for clout doesn’t stop authoritarianism sorry

I graduated high school with like a 2.4gpa and now I have straight As for my midterms in a computer science degree. ADHD medicine is life changing.

when are we going to stop filming people getting kidnapped and start actually fucking saving them?

feelin good today. maybe it’s lamotrigine, maybe it’s maybelline

gagged. this lineup goes bonkers. playing tenmo's anniversary show 12/13 at bookclub in chicago. ticket link below

getting all my friends to leave chrome & safari for DuckDuckGo one at a time

GY!BE not using in-ears and instead just taking monitors to the face is so bad ass

Seeing Godspeed play in a fucking cemetery today holy shit

I don’t wanna move away from Chicago please fund the CTA 😭

I made tea and forgot and now it’s cold is this what MJ Lenderman was talking about when he said the morning is trying to kill him

Greyed the fuck out on Wrath of Rakshasa night ride last night holy shit that ride whips

Six Flags daaaayyyyyy

I miss when i was in a band called Goth Jocks

yall hate to realize that the faction of the right that is critical of Trump are closer to becoming leftists than any liberal you’ve ever met