I'm posting this here too. Because if my friends on other platforms have to suffer, then so do you.

Fun facts about Angelfish No fish were raptured today. In fact, all living things in the oceans escaped God's righteous purging Flood. The oceans are teeming with sin!

Told @prostoic.bsky.social that I'd send him a picture of the car's extended warranty meme on a birthday cake from a children's 90s PC game some time ago. I should've probably been asleep hours ago. Oops. Thought I'd share this for anyone who needs a chuckle in the daytime or nighttime.

Fun facts about Clownfish Look man, this was supposed to be a quick little thing. I was gonna say something silly and be done with it, but now I'm half way through a giant book on Commedia dell'arte, and just...clown culture and history is wild

Fun facts about Harlequin Shrimp The natural foil to clownfish, Harlequin Shrimp have exchanged their natural ability to cook rice for whimsical and mischievous abilities.

Fun facts about the Northern Hogsucker The Northern Hogsucker, aka yo mama, comes from the suckers family of Cypriniformes. Can I get a hell yeah?

Fun facts about Pineapple Fish! Placing one on a pizza triggers a provision of the Geneva Convention that permits any Italian citizen to hunt you for sport.

Fun facts about Great White Sharks Okay can we just talk about how that's not a Great White? That's clearly a Mako, just look at the teeth.

Fun facts about Snailfish He's under a LOT of pressure. Not from the ocean, he's on the run for tax evasion.

Fun facts about Monkfish There is no relation between these fish and Emmy award winning actor Tony Shalhoub. None whatsoever. Cease your investigations. CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS 𝐂 𝐄 𝐀 𝐒 𝐄

Fun facts about Colossal Squid Come on, again? Why is the Colossal Squid smaller than the Giant Squid? This is nonsense! First the Megamouth is the smallest, then the Giant Isopod is basically just a thicc lobster, what the hell man.

Fun facts about the B-25 "Mitchell" The B-25 was introduced in 1941 and is named after Brigadier General William "Billy" Mitchell. No relation to famed fraudster, terrible human, and notorious video game cheater Billy Mitchell.

Fun facts about Leafscale Gulper Sharks Their diets consist primarily of your lobby connection during ranked matches. Since the end of LAN parties, their population numbers have grown exponentially!

Fun facts about Handfish! How messed up is it that you could hold hands with a fish? Like actually hold them. I bet it'd be like holding hands with a Raccoon...man I'd like to hold a Raccoon... They got opposable digits, the only barrier is """reality""", as per usual.

The year: 1943 The incident: A Soviet IL-2 is shot down over Latvia The fish now have access to ground attach technology, and put it to devastating use.

Fun facts about Flying Fish! The year: 1921 The incident: An F.60 Goliath crashes into the North Sea From that moment, the fish held a technological advantage over their bitter rivals - the Penguins. A new presenter! This one focused on interesting plane wrecks, my other big interest.

Fun facts about The Loch Ness Monster There was some drama when Nessie was invited to the wedding of Bigfoot and Mothman. She was not a bride's maid, and was a very messy Nessie.

Fun facts about the Ahole'Hole! Yes, I'm serious, that's its name. Be mature. Anyway the A-hole fish is a significant...guys, stop laughing.

We're doing even more dragons today And we're having even more power metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jm8...

We're doing more dragons today And we're doing more power metal www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jm8...

We're doing dragons today We're also doing power metal today www.youtube.com/watch?v=10FN...

Fun facts about Greenland Sharks Why you stressing, dude? Chill, take it easy. You're not gonna live longer by rushing, just relax bro.

Fun facts about Bubble-Eye Goldfish! MmmmMmmMmhmmm HmmmMmmmM MmmHmmmMMMhhmmm MMMnnmmmmMMMmmm

Fun facts about Flashlight Fish! The Hat Man will send them if you owe him money...oh no they found me... Was the Benadryl worth it? Yes, yes it was.

Fun facts about Frogfish! This Frogfish is a huge fan of Markiplier. He's also colourblind, and thinks the mustache is pink. Nobody tell him, he's just doing his best.

Fun facts about Stargazer fish! m o i s t u r i z e m e

Fun facts about Megamouth Sharks! Ironically, these are the smallest filterfeeder sharks. But hey, you know what they say about small packages... Always remember to bring several small, unmarked packages with you whenever you go to the airport, as a treat for the scanner.

Fun facts about Orca! Is it wrong to nibble a Sea World employee? To crave VIOLENCE? Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit on these shit apes???

Fun facts about Smallmouth Buffalofish! Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Technically and gramatically correct, the two best kinds of correct.

Fun facts about Giant Isopods! Not sure what all the fuss is about, I've seen bigger.

In honour of dragging @prostoic.bsky.social back into FFXI on today's collab stream— ehe.

This page was started as a parody of those slop Facebook pages that post either obvious AI garbage, or straightup all natural misinformation. One of the things I did on Facebook was set my page's associated website to the Wikipedia entry for Danny DeVito. I got this preview of an ad, LMFAO 🤣

A quick rundown of the new Water Emblem weapons triangle

Fun facts about Lionfish! They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you, you will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.

Fun facts about the Fangtooth! The Fangtooth has special pockets on the top of its mouth to prevent its teeth from piercing its brain when it closes its mouth. And that's actually true for once. Accurate facts? From this page? Outrageous.

Fun facts about Flatfish! This is the most judgemental species of fish. And look at you, being all 3D, unlike his Waifu.

One lump(fish) or two? ☝️✌️🤔 Lumpfish live up to their names with an assortment of lumps, bumps, and ridges along their bodies. They can also attach themselves to surfaces using their modified pelvic fins like a suction cup to avoid being swept away in the ocean's currents.

Fun facts about Blobfish! You ever see that movie Total Recall? The one from the 90s. Imagine if you were named after that one scene. You know the one.

Fun facts about Soupfin Sharks! That's it. That's the fact. The fun fact about Soupfin Sharks is Soupfin Shark. He is full of soup, and now you know it. soupsoupsoupsoupsoup

Fun facts about cookiecutter sharks! Do you know what the internet tastes like? They do. They have consumed it, and have shared memes you cannot possibly comprehend.

Bonus fun facts about the Sarcastic Fringehead

Fun facts about Sarcastic Fringehead fish! You are one UGLY motherfucker

Fun facts about Atlantic Wolffish! Inside of you are two wolves. This is one of them. I have your wolf, and now I have three wolves. Only 2 to go...

Fun facts about Parrot Fish Like avian parrots, these fish can learn to mimic human speech! But their accent is AWFUL

Fun facts about Nautilus! The plural form of Nautilus is in fact "Nooty Noots" They also hate whales – just the toothed ones though, the baleen whales are chill

I invited a friend to participate with the fish fact shitposting, they'll be sharing fun facts via the avatar of a Vampire Squid! More verifiably fun facts to come (though as always the accuracy of the facts is not guaranteed)

Fun facts about Batrays Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Batmaaaaaan!

Fun facts about Tripod Fish! Tripod Fish!

Fun facts about Anchovies! Give a man a fish. Seriously, just do it, why the hell do you need all those fish? Just give the dude a fish, it's not hard.

Fun facts about Coelacanth! You can easily return to the past But no one is there anymore