i'm literally orb

] i'm the funniest person on the planet

“Um... If you are that desperate to talk to someone, I could maybe spit some words at your face...” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]

] i'm way too tired and genuinely lauging my ass off at this Its not that funny man. it is not that funny. theres tears in my eyes

Lol! So true, busty! I mean... breastie. I mean. Fuck.

i'm somewhere in your house you just haven't found me yet

cool thanks

them big ass eyes

dude can you put those away

perceives you more

? ok so basically proving my point

ok whats your moons name

I'M A MOON

it's fucking moony what are you stupid

[ from beyond the grave ] wow are you calling me an object

[ skateboards past you really fast and then hits a pebble and shatters into 10 million pieces all over the ground ]

does anybody want five bucks for free

] causing chaos and mayhem

[ Does cool epic skateboard movies in your conservatory ]

[ SKATEBOARDING AWAY REALLY FAST ]

[ does a sick ass kickflip over one of your dogs ]

GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN

we are the moonylings! please feed us!

[ skateboards past you really fast ]

holy shit

just started existing whats up guys

“Haaaa! You are asking too many questions, buddy.” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]

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