I could run a sideshow with this couldn't I. "Roll up, roll up, guess the length and win a prize"

Slowly getting back into a better gym routine

Yesterday I briefly got to try out this beauty. Only the second time I've seen a sleepsack big enough for me - it was very tight but felt incredible!

Hive mind help please! I've a little 'fun money' and I think it's time I got myself a goat milker. Seems most guys get them off Amazon but there's a whole bunch and I need to spend as little as possible but can't afford a dud! Recommendations very very welcome please!

Yesterday someone gave me these and it took me a while to realise that the pouch was on upside down. It was, wasn't it?..

I'm so glad this jock still fits! Though it's in desperate need of some TLC, fuck knows what I was doing last time I wore it but it was filthy!

Bananas are a great snack to keep your energy up while playing. Plus this is so fucking hot to do. @nautibuoyrubber.bsky.social is such a polite host!

I love this jock custom made by @nautibuoyrubber.bsky.social to fit my siliconed balls so much!

Making the most of last night's cooler breeze

After work I stopped by to fist the beautiful hole of the extremely cute @ffbttm1429.bsky.social in his van parked by one of the prettiest village ponds in Sussex. I hope the glorious sounds from his gaping hole didn't scare the ducks!

Most gear-heads I know get bored of guys who are only interested in them as a wank-bank gear library. I've a TONNE of my own gear but love guys who get off on dressing me up. This is only slutty Temu stuff but it was even hotter when he sent me home wearing it!

The new bigger balls mean sunning my back requires more care than it used to!

Gorgeous day on the beach today!

Off to work @sublineparty.bsky.social - see you all later!

Slowly going through my underwear collection to work out what still fits

Such kissable lips don't you think?

Twenty tickets on the door, then it's one-in one-out! You have been warned!

When you get all excited because you think you've found your bull-ball twin but it turns out he's got a hydrocele which just seems a bit unfair

So, I've been complaining for a while that plug harnesses used to be a standard fetish shop item, but it seems nowadays you can only buy cheap Chinese fake leather ones. Well, then this happened and it's amazing.

I love this suit so much!

I gave @nautibuoyrubber.bsky.social free-reign in the design of this suit and had no idea what he'd come up with. Unanimous opinion at Hunter last night was that he absolutely nailed it!

See you there!

Afternoon ff69? Don't mind if I do!

Oh look, it's me!

Very happy that my silicone has settled nicely - just in time for @brewhunter.bsky.social 's Hunter Weekender!

I should prob post some more Top/vers sometime soon, but for now here's a fat load that was dumped on/in my stretched-out hole this afternoon

Thankfully I'm not the only one who loves my fat nips as much as I do.

Given I'd only popped by for a hello and hadn't prepped I was VERY surprised to get elbow deep! (Warning, it got a little messy, but it's worth it just for the soundtrack from the guys next door!)

A little fitting with @nautibuoyrubber.bsky.social for a little treat for the Hunter Weekender. It's not actually a crop top but I'm VERY surprised not to hate the look! It's my first ever bespoke clothing and I'm excited to wear something that's actually been made to fit my unusual shape!

Gorgeous but quiet on the beach today. Wanna come play with my bull cock & balls and pig tits?

I love getting stuck into the creative process! Pattern making with @nautibuoyrubber.bsky.social for the 'perfect' play singlet. Can't wait to see how it turns out!

Today I got milked on the beach

Hello Thursday

For some reason I listened to whoever it was who suggested I double-clamped with clover clamps. Lord knows why!

Last night, thanks to the extreme kindness of a friend, I got 200ml of silicone in my balls. I've wanted it for over 20 years but never had the chance and I'm over the moon!

Last night, thanks to the extreme kindness of a friend, I got 200ml of silicone in my balls. I've wanted it for over 20 years but never had the chance and I'm over the moon!

I've got a mutual fisting session tonight and it's been a while since I've had anything up me, so I thought I'd better warm up a little

Double-clamped. Ouch! #nippletorture

I find it tricky to keep a vacuum up on these tubes but this Brutus smart pump absolutely destroyed my nips and I absolutely loved it! #brutus #nipplepumping #nippletorture

So looking forward to this!

How do you like your rubber?

My mate Wayne is a lot of fun. This felt amazing!

I think it's probably pretty obvious that I'm nip obsessed

My first full suit - about 15 years old and much repaired

There are ways to get me to shut up. How would you take advantage of the situation?

Dreaming of minotaurs With @bsky.smitizen.com

Feeling in the mood for mischief!

You know some guys seem to get scared when they see this in a sling? Would you?