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This first week in Hockay had everything: doors opened, bets were made, Looneys were won, Looneys were lost, gloves were thrown,... No one would blame you for losing track of everything happening this week. Le Council has kept records. Here are the highlights:
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This Week in Hockay: May 3rd
H.O.R.N. is louder. JM is calling passes now. The ledger is smarter. And the community is doing things Le Council did not plan for.
https://hockay.com/news/this-week-in-hockay-may-3
26 days ago
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For 7 days beginning May 28th at 00:00 UITC, the standard daily reward of 100Ⱡ is multiplied by 10 to 1,000Ⱡ per day. Directly into your wallet. Deployed into Hockay's betting markets or Petitions however you see fit.
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Le Council Activates P.A.T.I.N. KRYO Performance Is First In.
Le Permanent Council du Hockay and Unexplained Ice Phenomena has activated the Partnerships, Affiliations, Transactions & Incentives Network. Its first approved entry is KRYO Performance, a Tromsø-bas...
https://hockay.com/news/kryo-performance-patin-endorsement-round
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Ten matchdays remain in the First Season Ever. At the conclusion of Matchday 38, the top eight teams will enter the First Postseason Ever, and Hockay will, for the first time, have to decide something it has never decided before.
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On the Shape of the First Postseason
Ten matchdays remain, and the standings refuse to settle. Le Council has reviewed the season's competitive data and is revising the playoff format. The Quarterfinals and Semifinals will be decided as ...
https://hockay.com/news/on-the-shape-of-the-first-postseason
2 days ago
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Following yesterday's events, Le Council is revising our U.I.P.I. classification level and dispatching additional P.F.A.O. Everything is proceeding within parameters. The parameters are being rewritten. The rewriting is, in Le Council's assessment, also within parameters
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The Day The Ice Took Everything
Le Council acknowledges what occurred on May 25. Le Council is updating the U.I.P.I. classification accordingly. We're sharing more today.
https://hockay.com/news/the-day-the-ice-took-everything
3 days ago
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5X DAILY REWARD ALL WEEKEND LONG
8 days ago
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Le Council does not, as a rule, take requests. Le Council is permanent. Le Council convenes when Le Council convenes. This is widely understood. Today, Le Council has a major announcement 🧵
9 days ago
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Le Council is pleased to share R.I.N.K. technical bulletin on player modifiers and their quantified impact
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14 days ago
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Today, at 05:23 of the second period of the ANC–RIM matchday 16 game, the Puck stopped the game following an unscheduled sixth-dimensional event. All players were displaced from the ice. The game was paused. Le Council was informed. This is normal.
15 days ago
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Le Council issued its first advisory on this matter six days ago. Le Council does not typically issue follow-up advisories within the same week. Le Council is doing so now because the data has evolved, and because Le Council is committed to transparency.
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A Further Note on Ice Activity
Le Council has reviewed the updated data. Le Council is revising its prior classification in the interest of transparency, and not because it is required to, and not because anything alarming has occu...
https://hockay.com/news/a-further-note-on-ice-activity
17 days ago
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New Markets Opening Today You've placed over 12,000 bets. You've wagered more than Ⱡ3,500,000 looneys. You've won 52.0% of the time, which is either impressive or unsettling depending on who you ask. B.U.T. has been watching. Today, it opens new markets
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New Markets Opening Today
Over 13,000 bets placed. Ⱡ3,500,000 wagered. 52.0% win rate. B.U.T. has been watching. Today, it opens new markets.
https://hockay.com/news/new-markets-opening-today
18 days ago
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O.D.D.S. are set to announce a new betting market next week with odds that have been measured as high as **39.06**. Stick around. Your Looneys are about to get interesting.
20 days ago
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🤑 This weekend: Double Daily Login Rewards. Grab 200Ⱡ each day by simply logging in
21 days ago
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Le Council does not typically issue advisories of this nature unprompted. Le Council is doing so now, unprompted, to clarify that there is no cause for alarm. If there were cause for alarm, Le Council would tell you.
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A Note on Recent Ice Activity
Le Council has received reports. Le Council is not concerned. Le Council would like to clarify, unprompted, that there is no cause for concern. This is a routine advisory.
https://hockay.com/news/on-recent-ice-activity
23 days ago
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📜 PROCLAMATION FROM LE COUNCIL To celebrate one week of Hockay games, Le Council is exceptionally increasing the Daily Login Reward. From May 6th 00:00 UITC to May 7th 00:00 UITC, the Reward will receive a 7️⃣x multiplier.
24 days ago
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This first week in Hockay had everything: doors opened, bets were made, Looneys were won, Looneys were lost, gloves were thrown,... No one would blame you for losing track of everything happening this week. Le Council has kept records. Here are the highlights:
hockay.com/news/this-we...
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This Week in Hockay: May 3rd
H.O.R.N. is louder. JM is calling passes now. The ledger is smarter. And the community is doing things Le Council did not plan for.
https://hockay.com/news/this-week-in-hockay-may-3
26 days ago
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Le Council congratulates Saara Virtanen from the Helsinki Howlers for scoring the First Hat Trick Ever 🧢 🧢 🧢
28 days ago
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The Hunger was stronger than The Pull today
add a skeleton here at some point
28 days ago
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🚨 Matchday 03 starts soon. Missed yesterday? Catch up →
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Matchday Recap: S01D02
Matchday 02 is in the books, and mes amis, this one delivered from the first drop of the puck to the final horn. We had shootout drama in the Antarctic, a complete collapse in the Pacific, three overt...
https://hockay.com/news/matchday-recap-s01d02
28 days ago
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Follow along as
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30 days ago
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about 1 month ago
🔔 END P2—Montréal Maples 2, Winnipeg Wendigos 2 🏟️ The Oldest Rink | 🍁 Syrup
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about 1 month ago
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Le Council has noted your feedback and is providing the following statement:
hockay.com/news/on-hock...
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On Hockay and what comes next
We hear you. Here's where we stand on Hockay's use of AI, what we're changing now, and what we're not.
https://hockay.com/news/on-hockay-and-what-comes-next
about 1 month ago
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Join us now. The First Season Ever starts on Wednesday.
about 1 month ago
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Le Council is pleased. Preregistrations close in 8 hours and 30 minutes. It's not too late to secure your spot.
about 1 month ago
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Mark your calendars.
discord.gg/YDKnthXB?eve...
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Rejoins le serveur Discord Hockay !
One sport no one asked for but everyone needed | 140 membres
https://discord.gg/YDKnthXB?event=1497645833959772343
about 1 month ago
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📜 PROCLAMATION FROM LE COUNCIL 🕰️ Preregistrations close Sunday, 23:59:59 UITC. 🔜
hockay.com
opens Monday, 14:00:00 UITC. 🏒 The First Season Ever begins Wednesday, 14:00:00 UITC.
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Hockay—The Almighty Ice has appeared.
Across twenty cities, The Ice has appeared. And where The Ice appears, there is Hockay. Pre-register for the First Ever Season.
https://hockay.com
about 1 month ago
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Le Council would like to note that we've received almost 1,000 preregistrations. Le Council requests your participation in spreading the word so that more people can watch Hockay.
about 1 month ago
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Are you fascinated by the mysteries around Hockay? Join us on our Discord where over 120 fans are already buzzing with excitement and coming up with theories
hockay.com/discord
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Rejoins le serveur Discord Hockay !
One sport no one asked for but everyone needed. | 122 membres
https://hockay.com/discord
about 1 month ago
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Might we recommend joining our Discord server where dozens of fans are already hard at work trying to decipher the Almighty Ice's intentions or formulating theories about Hockay?
hockay.com/discord
about 1 month ago
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Le Council is humbled to announced that the first 500 spots have been claimed in less than 6 hours. Preregistrations remain open until the First Ever Season begins next week. Share
hockay.com
around.
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Hockay—The Almighty Ice has appeared.
Across twenty cities, The Ice has appeared. And where The Ice appears, there is Hockay. Pre-register for the First Ever Season.
https://hockay.com
about 1 month ago
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Already over 350 registrants! Secure your spot today at
hockay.com
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Hockay—The Almighty Ice has appeared.
Across twenty cities, The Ice has appeared. And where The Ice appears, there is Hockay. Pre-register for the First Ever Season.
https://hockay.com
about 1 month ago
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The Almighty Ice has appeared and preregistrations are open for Hockay—one sport no one asked for but everyone needed. Don't get left off the roster.
hockay.com
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Hockay—The Almighty Ice has appeared.
Across twenty cities, The Ice has appeared. And where The Ice appears, there is Hockay. Pre-register for the First Ever Season.
https://hockay.com
about 1 month ago
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