[ Ready to punch the first person in front of him. ]

... Something just happened.

What the fuck are you two doing

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[ Drinking beer. ] If you're going to hit someone in the street, at least drink beforehand.

...

Kelpyyy. [ He's probably drunk as shit right now but he lowkey kinda chill. ]

[ Raising an eyebrow. ] Kishibe, nice to met you... Dr Kelpy.

[ Looking around. ] A little birdy told me...

Yes. Yes, you fucking snail.

Absurd saying. Like saying to beat around the bush. Why would you beat around the bush? That's silly.

I would love a Dr in the Public Safety, but finding them is as hard as finding KELp in a volcano.

THEY'RE TAKING MY CAR IN THE DIVORCE { Omen's ENAsona } { #enarp #ocrp #mvrp }

Test out all types of beer to see how they were in the past.

That was something.

... That's the bad part, there's nothing you can do. Are you on her good side? If yes, then maybe you've got a good chance of making it out alive till we boil up a plan to end her. The fact is, nobody really knows how to beat her. [ A song plays in the TV... ]

... What makes you think she wouldn't take countless lives, even with your help? [ Taking a sip of his alcohol bottle as he says that. ] You're just a pawn in a bigger game, it's Dutch Defense. Waste all your pieces, and she'll get a draw. And she wouldn't make a deal like that with me.

[ ... He chugs all of it, grabbing his own alcohol bottle, handing it over. ] This drink of yours isn't exactly that strong, but I felt it, just slightly. Here, have mine.

[ He slams the door after you enter, and locks it, tossing the key on the ground, he sighs. ] I know you probably think I'm some kinda unwashed freak, but I know better than you could ever know in 40 years. [ Kishibe starts setting up a TV, he wants to keep up with everything. ] { + }

[ ... A long stare at it, before snatching it, he's skeptical, if this was some kind of assasin's teapot mechanism. He takes a few sips. ] ... Mm, doesn't taste like poison.

[ Kishibe shifts his eyes, before starting to walk somewhere, a disclosed room, with no sound entering or leaving, before he opens the door and enters, waiting for you to enter so he can close it. ] Come on in, I got a few things to tell you.

Glasses, black clothing, buck teeth, animal ears, white as a piece of chalk.

And fugly. And dumb.

[ He already smells strongly of alcohol, so it's not exactly hard to track his scent. Kishibe does raise an eyebrow at the flask. ] No, just dumb, and ugly. And stupid. And ugly.

[ Drinking alcohol. ] Some person I know did something really risky. Now I want to say 'I told you so'.

... Hm. That's interesting.

[ ... He can tell that likely isn't the case, but who is he to judge. ] ... We should probably talk somewhere more isolated. [ Kishibe looks around, in the tall buildings, in the mountains, even inside shops, before he grabs a pen, and writes down in a piece of paper... ]

... So, how is Makima treating ya?

[ Cough, cough. What a long fucking list. ] She got issues.

Public intoxication and imposing a threat by carrying concealed weapon.

Eugh.

Kishibe Tuah.

[ Andd you asked for it, he just as quick delivers a kick to your jaw. ] That's sad.

[ Try your luck. He's taking a few steps forward. ]

[ Kicks would be delivered. ]

[ ... It's like 6 or more eyes staring at him at once, he's overwhelmed, but he conceals that very decently, it's what he should do during this situation... that 'doing what's right' remark makes him feel strange. ] Mm. I'll tell you what you should be ashamed of. { + }

pie (this could have peak horror potential. I have so many horror ideas because I'm an actual sucker for horror stuff)

[ ... Of course she's here, why wouldn't she be? ] ... Just taking a late night stroll, miss. [ He looks at her, it's not exactly easy to see, but, he takes a few steps back, the sounds slightly echo through the building, even if the movement is small. ] { + }

pie (oops archie. you replied to the deleted one)

pie (sorry for being so ooc today. not much I can say as Kishibe to spark a roleplay, I want something more serious for him)

pie (that's the sound of Giygas' Lair from earthbound by the way)

[ ... He's exploring an abandoned building, the place is all for him. For some reason, he feels a shiver in his back, maybe it's the strong wind blowing. ] ... I always hated the sounds of the unknown.

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I'm so fucking scared

Why we lying.

[ ... He's going to take a walk for now. ]

pie (boosting this for more likes)

ㅤ you can't run. ㅤ