look at my cute laptop

i need friends that i can call up for a night of MTG/fighting games, tripping on acid, stretching out my hole and pizza

sometimes, it’s these odd twitter accounts that do nothing but post the most obscure bear porn, VHS , desktop webcam era stuff that I’ve never seen before It’s easy to think it’s a bot reposting, but they’re typically very well curated and seems to come from a personal archive

something I’m surprised apple hasn’t done is allowing you to use Live Photos for contact photos when someone calls Kind of like how entering Final Fantast 13’s character menu has a slight animation before it freezes. It just really makes the experience feel a bit more alive.

kind of given up getting more out of this life. trying is so exhausting.

never had my ass eaten while rolling and I’d really like to experience that at least once 😔

need an American giant to stretch me out

a few years from now we’re going to see Japanese gay bara soap operas on Netflix

when the fuck did the frontman of Atreyu got so fat and hot

I love that Bsky is getting better and better at curating all the gay porn

need the back of my throat hit and a deep daddy voice calling me a good boy

need to play with a fat cock soon

sitting in the waiting room and I’ve got this huge bull daddy sitting spread eagle in front of me and hnnnnng

I really do hope all this shit blows over and it becomes safe (and cheap) to travel again, because I’d really like to try TBRU next year

fuck yeah I want to see a train go hogwild on him

Work is temporary, internet porn is forever…

Watching Happy Gilmore for the first time and dayum, young Will Sasso. I wish there was bear porn from the 90s with guys like him.

need a fat dicked dad to stretch me out because work is getting me *stressed*

what a time to be alive

monstercub

realizing i am really out of practice and out of shape when it comes to getting railed never sweat so much or struggled to catch my breath just trying to stabilize my upper body while the dude just kept going to town. my arms just gave out supporting me and i felt so bad I couldn’t let him finish

i probably spend way more time scrolling through gay porn than I should be on my phone

the next best feature bsky can roll out is the ability to set your profile private to non-followers, but allow non-mutuals *you follow first* to see your posts

need to get tag teamed by Conquest and Battle Beast

would much rather be surrounded by naked fat dudes right now

just wanna take an edible and suck diiiiiiick

miss the irc/netmeeting days where getting an ip address to jerk off with a stranger and i’d score a fat dicked married daddy with a mic. it was a damn thrill in itself.

taking 4 hours to work a 2.25 inch buttplug made me realize I’ve got a long way to go before i take some of you on

I’d probably be much sluttier if I could lock down my account to followers only

if you want to hear my voice, you’re going to have to pound it out of me

I’m starting to appreciate bsky more than Twitter now because my feed is actually what I want (porn! and stuff of people I directly follow!) and there’s no stupid recommended posts of people with stupid takes from the algorithm

my new humidifier comes with an “essential oils” holder It’s a perfect fit 🥵

me all weekend with familiar faces

me if I ever went to film school

Finally, I can see dicks here on the mobile app

if Jesus was portrayed as a fat dude walking around with a draped bedsheet with a fat dick print, i would have definitely went to church every Sunday

bear porn company that shoots it’s media exclusively on vintage analog mediums please

how i feel when the credit card statement comes in and I’m having second thoughts

dough needs kneading