oh please do

if I had a pup name Pup Debt 😩

phone sex is a lost art of the 90s/early 2000 Netmeeting era and we need to make the most of that with today’s tech

need a couch like this

using AI to push medical advances : good using AI to manipulate human behaviors to generate shitty engagement content : bad

my workplace has private showers and I can’t stop thinking about this 6’5 bear who works in my building pounding me out to start my morning

just waiting for the news headline where cops are fighting against ICE

hot showers is my therapy

ready

would rather not have shit escalate and instead have the world come together because you know I’d still like to revisit New Orleans someday and also get high and dicked down in the desert in Palm Springs and not worry about all this

I’ve been on a consistent roll of working out and everything else - sleep schedule, prepping food just naturally falls in place Along with 9-5, it’s already 10pm How do people have kids or a social life? I can barely even have a weekend to myself just doing nothing getting high and cranking it

missed opportunity from Reznor to go “I wanna stroke you from the inside” to really take his lyrics to the next level

Pound Meat Metamorphosis

working out isn’t enough i need to get folded and get pounded inside out by a train like the compact sack of fuckmeat i’m built to be

considering how men are so horny and needs to subset everything to nut to, I’m surprised there’s no healthy “gainer” content where it’s just big dudes eating super healthy spreads because you can still get fat while eating actual foods instead of hyper processed trash

like a steamed ham

manifesting this for myself in 2026

first of 2026

one time while on acid, i saw a bearded redhead with patches of white in his beard and it literally looked like cum dripping from his beard and that shit just permanently re-wired my brain because I haven’t looked at bearded redheads the same again

my childhood neighborhood is gentrifying and I’m hoping a gay bathhouse would open up 🤪

the sexual tension on Hevy is real

saw a daddy in white briefs in the changing room today I’m at my limit

need to get my delts defined so that when one lays their hog on the back of my neck, it looks like a hot dog

i have an excellent sense of smell and i just wish I could turn that off when it comes to human body odour

Cabin in the Woods was such a great movie for me. I didn’t know a single thing about it (not even a synopsis/trailer) so when the twist came, it was awesome. I’m not even sure if there’s a way to make a sequel to that.

38 years old. Hoping for a lucky year.

please stop taking nudes on the shitter 😭

Kevin James’ image shift from 2003 era BearFilms w/ condoms to RawFuckClub daddy bull into poppers breath play in 2025 just came out of NOWHERE

still think about that time a really hot executive went up to present himself and said how he had “no children” while staring straight at me and it just kinda made my knees weak 🥴

porn also counts

thankful for the friends I made back in my LJ days in high school and actually, they were very appropriate with me despite me being a minor Kind of wished I wasn’t so hung up on being desired, though. What a total waste of energy.

really hope more porn moves to Bsky and allows for longer/hi-def videos soon because X started getting in the way of my nut with all the clickbait.

I’m watching all of MCU back from 2008 and goddamn, Jon Favreau just keeps getting hotter and hotter 🥵

as a 5’4 short bottom, this is my ideal configuration

goddamn it all the heavyweights from Physical: Asia are so hot 🥵

balls deep in me with a tongue in my ear while working a hog with my throat is the kind of sense overload that I neeeeeed

I’ve also learned that I really, really enjoy good long strokes 🥴🥴

miss being in university specifically for all the hot fat engineering professors

is it just me or are bears into getting into MTG/D&D this year

really need my hole overstimulated

sooo i bought myself a 8 in dildo (6.5 circumference) turns out i can handle that size. Gets hella exhausting having to ride that and it makes me want to get a fuck machine even more, haha.

everyone’s coming together but i still feel out of place

i wish my city had more tall fat giant dads with beer can dicks

this is so me coded because I would exactly be the type to just shove a bunch hot dogs down my throat

look at my cute laptop

sometimes, it’s these odd twitter accounts that do nothing but post the most obscure bear porn, VHS , desktop webcam era stuff that I’ve never seen before It’s easy to think it’s a bot reposting, but they’re typically very well curated and seems to come from a personal archive

something I’m surprised apple hasn’t done is allowing you to use Live Photos for contact photos when someone calls Kind of like how entering Final Fantast 13’s character menu has a slight animation before it freezes. It just really makes the experience feel a bit more alive.