need to get my delts defined so that when one lays their hog on the back of my neck, it looks like a hot dog

i have an excellent sense of smell and i just wish I could turn that off when it comes to human body odour

Cabin in the Woods was such a great movie for me. I didn’t know a single thing about it (not even a synopsis/trailer) so when the twist came, it was awesome. I’m not even sure if there’s a way to make a sequel to that.

38 years old. Hoping for a lucky year.

please stop taking nudes on the shitter 😭

Kevin James’ image shift from 2003 era BearFilms w/ condoms to RawFuckClub daddy bull into poppers breath play in 2025 just came out of NOWHERE

going through my old HDDs and found this picture I saved sometime around late 1990s. i think that was when my tastes in men shifted from muscled dudes to "softer" beefier, medium build types before my mind went all in on "give me CHONK and FAT" a twink by today's standards.

still think about that time a really hot executive went up to present himself and said how he had “no children” while staring straight at me and it just kinda made my knees weak 🥴

porn also counts

thankful for the friends I made back in my LJ days in high school and actually, they were very appropriate with me despite me being a minor Kind of wished I wasn’t so hung up on being desired, though. What a total waste of energy.

really hope more porn moves to Bsky and allows for longer/hi-def videos soon because X started getting in the way of my nut with all the clickbait.

don’t wanna go to work tomorrow would rather just candyflip and popperbate while doing butt stuff

I’m watching all of MCU back from 2008 and goddamn, Jon Favreau just keeps getting hotter and hotter 🥵

as a 5’4 short bottom, this is my ideal configuration

goddamn it all the heavyweights from Physical: Asia are so hot 🥵

balls deep in me with a tongue in my ear while working a hog with my throat is the kind of sense overload that I neeeeeed

I’ve also learned that I really, really enjoy good long strokes 🥴🥴

miss being in university specifically for all the hot fat engineering professors

is it just me or are bears into getting into MTG/D&D this year

really need my hole overstimulated

sooo i bought myself a 8 in dildo (6.5 circumference) turns out i can handle that size. Gets hella exhausting having to ride that and it makes me want to get a fuck machine even more, haha.

everyone’s coming together but i still feel out of place

i wish my city had more tall fat giant dads with beer can dicks

this is so me coded because I would exactly be the type to just shove a bunch hot dogs down my throat

look at my cute laptop

sometimes, it’s these odd twitter accounts that do nothing but post the most obscure bear porn, VHS , desktop webcam era stuff that I’ve never seen before It’s easy to think it’s a bot reposting, but they’re typically very well curated and seems to come from a personal archive

something I’m surprised apple hasn’t done is allowing you to use Live Photos for contact photos when someone calls Kind of like how entering Final Fantast 13’s character menu has a slight animation before it freezes. It just really makes the experience feel a bit more alive.

kind of given up getting more out of this life. trying is so exhausting.

never had my ass eaten while rolling and I’d really like to experience that at least once 😔

need an American giant to stretch me out

a few years from now we’re going to see Japanese gay bara soap operas on Netflix

when the fuck did the frontman of Atreyu got so fat and hot

I love that Bsky is getting better and better at curating all the gay porn

need the back of my throat hit and a deep daddy voice calling me a good boy

need to play with a fat cock soon

sitting in the waiting room and I’ve got this huge bull daddy sitting spread eagle in front of me and hnnnnng

I really do hope all this shit blows over and it becomes safe (and cheap) to travel again, because I’d really like to try TBRU next year

fuck yeah I want to see a train go hogwild on him

Work is temporary, internet porn is forever…

Watching Happy Gilmore for the first time and dayum, young Will Sasso. I wish there was bear porn from the 90s with guys like him.

need a fat dicked dad to stretch me out because work is getting me *stressed*

what a time to be alive

monstercub

realizing i am really out of practice and out of shape when it comes to getting railed never sweat so much or struggled to catch my breath just trying to stabilize my upper body while the dude just kept going to town. my arms just gave out supporting me and i felt so bad I couldn’t let him finish

i probably spend way more time scrolling through gay porn than I should be on my phone

the next best feature bsky can roll out is the ability to set your profile private to non-followers, but allow non-mutuals *you follow first* to see your posts

need to get tag teamed by Conquest and Battle Beast

would much rather be surrounded by naked fat dudes right now