I need to highkey revive this account.... aint no way better than good ol bait!

*the room fell awkwardly silent after his outburst… he felt terribly embarrassed and left, scratching his gills til they bled.* I need to drink… elsewhere.

Di-… did someone just laugh at me!? *he spun his head around lookin for the culprit* I heard that! Show yerself, ya think it’s funny to laugh at someone behind their back?!! I’ll cut your tongue out with my blade, I swear it! *tonight he was easily enraged. Must’ve been havin a rough time*

So I was all like, “if yer not gonna finish ya drink then hand it to me.” He uh.. he yelled, “who are you and what are you doing in my house!?” I was swiftly shot and so I fled. Not my… not my best moment. *the person he was speakin to walked away, he just scratched his gills in shame.*

I need to highkey revive this account.... aint no way better than good ol bait!

tis the season ta drink! I should probably steal somethin for my kid.

Ion even like plunder and whatnot i just drink 😼

𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕.

I need a couple beers… and maybe a male prostitute

Been passed out drunk for a while now Plan on doing it again

❝ 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒊'𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 , 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 , 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 . . . ❞

😿

Please don’t follow me if ur MDNI… also please look at other people’s pinned information.//

I need to do some actual pirating don’t I.

I’m tired as FUCK But I can’t stop drinking😈😈😈😈

I’m just chill like that

Rum…

J̲u̲s̲t̲i̲c̲e̲ i̲s̲ a̲l̲w̲a̲y̲s̲ b̲l̲i̲n̲d̲ u̲n̲t̲i̲l̲ a̲ j̲u̲d̲g̲e̲ g̲i̲v̲e̲s̲ i̲t̲ e̲y̲e̲s̲.̲

"𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 "𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬" 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐦 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝, 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧." - 𝐄𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐊𝐢𝐝 𝐑𝐏 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 -

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Beer…

*he wasn’t amused..* It’s not bad don’t get me wrong it’s wonderful, mate, it’s just not my sort of shanty! *he scratched his gills slightly and patted the little lass on the head*

So many strong personalities…

Oh wonderful… make sure you take your time with the creation of that song. *he downed his jug of rum in preparation of the song…*

My name is Laurence… But sure whyyy not.

Don’t laugh at me…😞

I take back my apology you deserved that.

We bring the boom‼️‼️💥

You give us blonde boys a bad reputation. . . And I’m an alcoholic.

I’m sorgy

Knock it off!

If it’s December it’s a sign to buy me a beer

// One step closer to bringing my pirate OC back .. 🧍🏻 Say hi, Aldrich

// I did She's gonna be part of Buggy's crew. Uh huh.

Hawk tuah

Drunk stumbling pillar of fish

Theft tuah plunder that thang

I meow… and nobody meows back. .

Shh…. *starts spraying him in the face with perfume.* This is one of alcoholic faggot’s SPECIAL moves.