Dan
@drw009.bsky.social
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Aussie 🇦🇺- baseball ⚾️, gym , Stoicism, golf ⛳️ , tequila 🍋🟩and dad jokes
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Seeing what the fuss is about. Hopefully see more engagement around baseball, gym , stoicism , tequila , books and humour. 🤙
about 1 year ago
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If a king sleeps on a king bed, and a queen sleeps on a queen bed. What does a prince sleep on? An heir bed.
about 7 hours ago
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Had a blast with a massive Super Bowl party yesterday! Good drinks , food and most of all great company.
1 day ago
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Did you hear the machine at the coin mint factory suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.
1 day ago
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Shower beers taste better. It’s science.
3 days ago
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I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated. But I stand corrected.
3 days ago
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Still surreal to have the Cyclones Players Player of the Year named after me. Especially with the amazing humans that have won the award. Congrats Neil , well deserved
5 days ago
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I told my doctor I kept hearing this buzzing sound. She said it’s just a bug that’s going around.
5 days ago
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6 days ago
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I took someone else’s drink at the cafe yesterday, but I couldn’t finish it. It just wasn’t my cup of tea.
6 days ago
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You know you are getting old when you start to get excited about cleaning products
7 days ago
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Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain. Must be all the indoor fins.
7 days ago
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Happy hump day 🍑, or lower back depending on how bad you are at it.
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7 days ago
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Every exercise is a lower back exercise when you do it wrong
7 days ago
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What’s a coffee’s favorite workout? The French press.
8 days ago
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I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.
12 days ago
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Why is it that I can remember the words to a song I haven’t heard in a decade yet can’t remember why I walked into a room?
12 days ago
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Lil morning jog in a beautiful part of the world
13 days ago
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Rule no. 8598643 for happiness Ignore your problems just the way you ignored these numbers.
13 days ago
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I was gunna tell you all a joke about a girl who only eats plants. But you probably never heard of herbivore.
14 days ago
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Wednesday workout. Glute heavy.
14 days ago
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Rage bait tips - like all your own texts during an argument
15 days ago
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Siri kept calling me Shirley today. It was really frustrating me until I realised I’d left my phone in Airplane mode.
15 days ago
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It’s ok. I didn’t need personal space
16 days ago
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Trying to get low and get that form right before going heavy again
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16 days ago
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Percy is trying to turn Salems Lot into Pet Cemetery
16 days ago
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Good way to spend Australia Day weekend. Trip across to Magnetic Island.
17 days ago
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Hey Merica - right about now is what your second amendment was written for…
17 days ago
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If I had a dollar for every time algebra helped me in real life, I’d have X dollars.
18 days ago
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A physicist and a biologist went on a date …. But there was no chemistry
19 days ago
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A good morning to smash a personal best on pull ups. 19 1/2. Yeah the form was crap at the end.
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19 days ago
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My view trying to read.
20 days ago
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After thoroughly enjoying Stephen Fry’s books on Greek mythology, I’ve just started his definitive collection on Sherlock Holmes and I think his narration would make almost book amazing.
20 days ago
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What do you call a man who fixes pot holes for a living? Phil.
21 days ago
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In bed by 9pm and still tired. Single parenting can be exhausting
21 days ago
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What’s faster hot or cold? Hot- cuz you can catch a cold.
22 days ago
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Roman numeral puns are great, and I for one will continue to make them.
23 days ago
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When’s dinner?
23 days ago
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My audible year in review.
25 days ago
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Pull up Friday
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26 days ago
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I really like this
27 days ago
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The inventor of the crossword puzzle moved into my neighbourhood. He lives five streets down and two houses across.
27 days ago
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Little Thursday morning jalk (half walk half Jog)
27 days ago
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Happy Wednesday folks. Felt fatigued today but still pushed through.
28 days ago
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What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face ? Claude
about 1 month ago
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Let’s get it
#monochromemonday
about 1 month ago
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The sounds you hear at the gym when you forget to charge your headphones…. And you realise most of the sounds are coming from you. 😳
about 1 month ago
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Credit where credits due. Caleb Williams has balled out. Finish them off please Packers
about 1 month ago
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💩🛌🧀
about 1 month ago
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Packers offence. Time to make the adjustment. Need one more long drive and score.
about 1 month ago
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Dominant first half Packers , best first half all year. Let’s play four quarters.
about 1 month ago
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