Woke up today to the news

Halloween in nyc baby

On a weekly quest to find a song I can crush as much as Plush by STP at karaoke

On The Line fucked me up

He loves his FSIL

I’ve got those bitch ass cartoon style hiccups right now

One Battle After Another good god

Omfg I don’t know what’s more back, me or the caramel apple empanada. Probably both. The mother fucking dream team.

Looking for a Saturday JRAD single

Looking for a Saturday JRAD single

lol snuggies catching strays in Alien Earth

Cinema

Tenet is a top 3 Nolan

Yo fuuuuuuuuuuuck these bitch ass mosquitos bro

Ladies and gentlemen, if you please… Sheila E.

7/27/25

People that spit their gum in urinals are trash

I fucking love being a pizza man again

I look good as hell in a chef’s jacket

“Come.” “Stay.” Me sobbing instantly

I love that they continue to pedal when they’re flying

Fuckin hell this movie is the best. I want an ET so bad. And Elliot’s mom.

Baby Drew is sensational

Hosed ass Elliot releasing the frogs then using another kid as a stool to kiss the girl is such a baller move

Elliot calling his brother’s bud “zero charisma” is such a sick burn

Or when Elliot’s brother grabs a coke from the fridge and immediately shakes it. Was canned soda different in 1982?

Remember in ET when the dudes are looking for ET in the woods and the one guy finds the little pile of Reese’s pieces on the ground? And then he eats one? I’d do that.

More like Honey Don’t bother 5/10

Someone Seinfeld BO’d the hell out of my elevator

Going to a 12 hour rave Saturday before starting my new job Sunday because that’s how bad motherfuckers like me do it bitch

Who wants to split a hotel room at FoV with me next year?

I love when it’s rainy and windy and people’s umbrellas flip inside out like in Mary Poppins

I want to start FaceTiming more friends. I’m bad at text catchups. I need to stare deep into the soul.

Good god damn I make a great quesadilla

Applying to be on normie Traitors

The Grateful Dead Movie in imax was incredibly sick. Don’t think I had seen it since I was a teenager. Stella hit me like a truck, Dew inducing mega goosebumps, 5/6 of the band at peak hotness (sorry Keith). Tacked on a ripping China Cat > Rider afterwards. A+ start to the night.

Probably the only instance where the strike ended up being the MVP for a movie. Burke would’ve been cool, but everyone else is a pretty significant downgrade compared to what we ended up getting. Go see this fucking movie!

Is this considered self-harm?

The couple next to me brought Taco Bell to the movie theater and I have never been more irately jealous in my life

There’s very little in this world that brings me as much joy as when Dennis calls Dee a bitch

The 3 most historically significant events known only by date in the 21st century: 9/11 1/6 8/8

Weapons RIPS

It was a HOT July at the movies The Naked Gun - 7.5/10 Eddington - 9/10 Fantastic Four: First Steps - 6.5/10 Sorry, Baby - 8/10 Superman - 8/10 F1 - 7.5/10

Got a weird tasting batch of Charleston Chew minis for The Naked Gun. And baby, let me tell you… I’m devastated.

But gimme a fucking break, that’s 29 minute Golden Age with a quick little Tweeprise breakdown.

Best show I have seen in years. Really fucking incredible. Best band doing best band stuff.

In the market for a lawn tonight

I have an extra for tonight that’s part of a 2-day that I’ll need back for night 2. Anyone interested?

Bitch ass Trey not sitting in with Primus tonight