Another pic enjoying my first cup of coffee this morning. Please not, I am not freakishly huge, holding a coffee mug, this is a European size coffee cup, it holds a double shot of espresso, not half a gallon of filtered, brown, coffee-like liquid. Subtle is wot us Euros are innit geezer?

Filthy old pervert (me) wanking to a chap half my age, a double big TV tribute to the delightful, delectable Tat2boy, @tat2boy.bsky.social, when I was young my cock was as magnificent as his (that's a big fat fib, but I can dream!).

Oh no! More complaints from the president, me! Not naked, nude enough for the NNCC Naked Nude Coffee Club. It’s a bit chilly but I always do what I’m told, so…..

I’ve received an official warning from the President of the NNCC (Naked Nude Coffee Club). If I don’t post some pics I will be stripped of my status as President of the NNCC, ooh, that’s odd! Anyway rules is rules so ….

… and they’re off! An added bonus of a bit of sunshine coming through the window, we just need to lose this 100km wind and I will stop moaning about the weather.

They’re coming off - a bit of a blue filter to add some arty-farty bollox.

The end of the week, so one ‘end' of me in my new panties!

A couple more, pics of me not naked, not exposing my open pussy, wearing panties!

Oooh, I’ve gone a bit subtle. I love my my new undies, they are so soft and comfy, and only 23 Euros for 7 pairs!

Tres Hombres: Nick (me), Brian and Baldy @naughtybrianh.bsky.social, @baldylocks2024.bsky.social I hope these fine gentlemen don’t mind me joining in through the magic of editing?

I live on a space ship now 👽! Ha ha, really silly editing of this morning’s play session.

Bored this morning, so a quick video in the bathroom then I played with my video editing stuff:

This advert was just displayed on my browser - they can fuck right off and when they have fucked off they can fuck off a bit further! 👊

I snapped a lot of rudey-nudey snaps this morning, so I can look back when I’m really old, like 80, 70 doesn’t feel old. The pics came out quite nicely, that’s unusual, I'm always fucking around with the settings on the camera, normally with yukky results. This is one of my faves.

This morning I decided to make a CTC - Coffee Time Collage, I am easily amused, later I may try something artistic. Thanks for all the lovely birthday messages, you’re all lovely, sweet chaps. 💋

Thanks! Getting old is much better than the alternative!

The first cup of coffee in my 8th decade of life. Fucking blimey fuck, 70 years old? I remember when I went from 29-30, I felt really old, the funny thing is I don’t now.

I don't think I posted this one, I might have done, when you get to my age you forget what .... ooh a squirrel. From my Tribute to Lucy session ( @sissylucy333.bsky.social ), a lovely, sweet thing who brightens the dark days.

Did somebody say Furry Thursday? OK, my furry nipps were demanding attention again this morning, so ...

I managed to save one pic from my stroking my cock to the lovely Brian Haines @naughtybrianh.bsky.social, it all went tits-up this morning I’m surprised I could find the front end of the camera. ‬ 💋👅

It’s one of those mornings, cold, wet, light all wrong, messed up the camera settings, then the bugger ran out of battery! Oh well, here’s my attempted big TV tribute to the super-sexy Brian Haines @naughtybrianh.bsky.social‬ 💋👅

Here’s yesterday’s video of me expressing my appreciation to Luscious Lucy - @sissylucy333.bsky.social A tribute to a sultry, sexy, slut who makes us all feel warm and horny with her joyful posts 💋. Anyone else want to appear on my TV with me?

Brrr, chilly this morning, OK, I know some of you think I’m a wuss and 14°C (something of other in °F) isn’t cold, but I don’t like it! Full thermal undies on under my dressing gown this morning but they just won’t stay in place! Hope you’re all nice and warm 💋

Here’s another two mirror ‘artistic’ picture, I call this ‘Reflections on titty tugging’, because us artists like to title our work. Ha ha , what a load of old bollox, I’m just a pervy old fuck with a camera. Stay sexy beautiful people.

I noticed this morning that there are two mirrors in the bathroom, so I thought ‘mmm I wonder…’ . I like to play around with lights and angles- sometimes it looks OK, I think I might experiment further with mirrors. Kisses to you all 💋

A morning coffee pic from yesterday, but I promised my little friend he could come out for #FCF. He's not fat and he's not big, but I told him that it doesn't matter, All cocks are 'fat' on Friday, even the tiniest todger, they're all beautiful.

I can’t wait for the warmer weather, Naked Coffee in the sunshine sounds nice. The only good thing about the cold weather is it makes my nipples very sensitive and demanding attention.

Flippn’ chilly this morning so the thermal undies are on, I don’t think of got the hang of wearing them yet though The #NakedCoffeeClub rules have been relaxed for these chilly days, nearly naked or just a peek of skin will be allowed.

Starting the year how I mean to carry on, nudity, coffee, enjoying all the big, small, young, old, saggy, firm, wrinkly, taut beautiful bodies shared with love here.

The first coffee of 2026 - Happy New Year to all of you sexy things.🎊 #NakedCoffeeClub

My new fun thing, Bluesky on the big screen. This morning I am enjoying and tributing the delectable @tributerchris.bsky.social 💋

I love taking pictures, it would be nice to have a model, but I have to make do with what I believe the youngsters call 'selfies'. It's the arse end of the year, looking back through all my photos and I may have noticed a pattern! Oh well, growing old disgracefully is the way to go. 💋

Sometime I cannot stop myself, I put my coffee cup down and expose myself in a shameless way, tsk, tsk, I am definitely on Santa’s naughty list already!

It’s Tummy/Titty Tuesday, so we can all just relax and set those tummies free!

The smooth and sexy @mikeoxnard141.bsky.social posts lovely tributes, so I did one for him and he kindly said I should plonk it on my main page. It was a lot of fun and I think I will do some more! Watch out - it might be for you!

I enjoyed my coffee this morning, I took lots of pics and I like to think some of you sexy people are enjoying them. I love seeing all the pics here, big, small, younger, older, all colours, all shapes - you’re all lovely!

Nearly forgot Mono Monday, I don’t want the MM police kicking my door down and forcing me to do unspeakable things to them and letting them fuck me until I squirted - I seem to have gone into wild imagination mode….

The NNNCC (Nearly Naked Nude Coffee Club) - winter version of the NNCC. Kisses , hugs (and BJs) to all the nude and nearly nude coffee drinkers, you’re all lovely!💋

Rebelling against the rules of the Naked Nude Coffee Club, it’s too flippin’ cold so some clothes are staying on.

Here is my in depth review of Carrefour coffee: . Delta Brazilian blend - bleergh ☕ . Delta Portuguese blend - not bad ☕☕☕ My favourite Lazazza coffee is now nearly 8€ for 250g (a million dollars a pound), so I am auditioning replacements.

Oh no! I have become a ghost! No idea how I did this, I seem to have set the camera to a 4 second exposure then assumed the position! Maybe I am the ghost of Xmas past telling me what a lovely, nice person I have been?

I hope everyone had a nice Xmas dinner, I would have liked a different kind of stuffing with my turkey, but I suppose I am on Santa’s naughty list.

… and the pool was lovely and warm. I fucking hate winter sniffles, I’ve felt crap as a crappy thing for 4 days, starting to fell better now, I need to get in shape for the Chrissie dinner and the nice bottle of Port that’s waiting for me.

3 months ago, it was sunny and the sun was kissing my pussy! Mmmm.

I know it’s mono Mondya, but I am recovering from the winter lurgy, I feel like crap and it’s cold so I dug out a picture from back in June when it was hot and sunny, I love the feel of the sun on my pussy.

The winter fur is coming along nicely, it’s flippin’ chilly (15°C), OK, some people might think that’s not bad, in Eastern Europe that would be nice and warm but fuck that for a game of soldiers, I like warmth!

It’s International Naked Nude Coffee day! (I just invented it), it’s an online coffee morning for naked, nude, unclothed coffee lovers - who are naked! Just get your kit off, grab a cup of coffee and join in! Support INNC day - everyone is welcome.

I am using mind over matter techniques to make my little friend grow into the two handfuls he used to be when I was younger. He is not convinced, he is 70 next month, while my brain is still just 18 years old! Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. (Mark Twain)

Happy Xmas? I do not think so! I just checked to see when the Doctor Who Xmas special was going to be shown on TV and… there isn’t going to be one this year! Fuck you BBC and especially Disney, don’t you know what the true meaning of Xmas is?