i wanna be contrarian against e33 so bad but all the people unironically whining about how it shouldnt have been allowed to win so many awards are too annoying for even me to side with them out of spite

how i feel referring to an album as a "record"

elite ball knowledge implies the existence of elite cock knowledge

when the indie band promotes themselves with "we sound like a combination of -" and then lists the 3 worst bands of all time

BREAKING: captain toad has been spotted on the launch star logs for epstein galaxy

rotating finance bro: your net torque is your net worth

For Zohran Mamdani's first order as mayor, the cop who killed Peanut The Squirrel will be receiving the medal of honor. Thank you for your attention to this matter

If your pastor didn't talk about Charlie Kirk this morning, find a new Church.

"to bits" has gotta be the worst way to get hacked

on my third tube of ivermectin and i STILL cant get hard anyone know how many its supposed to take?

wait. he turned himself into a fucking PICKLE?????

listening to ed sheeran

top 9 reddit mods who have had sex

do you think cranky kong still cranks it every night

"um, no. Spongebob doesnt live in a pineapple 'because it makes his cum taste better.' That's ridiculous."

guy whos only ever played Pikmin 1 trying out Pikmin 2 for the first time: Getting a lot of 'Pikmin 1' vibes from this

Neil Armstrong Transvestigation: First WOMAN On The Moon?

[on trial for murder] the prosecution is engaging in a blatant ad-homicide attack

if a rap song doesnt start with "my name is ___ and im here to say," i click off it immediately

they call me Excel the way im header row sexual

BREAKING: President Trump to rename "Gulf of America" to "Gulf of Gaza" after negotiation talks with Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu. "We will return them to the water. They are a very waterful people."

cool names for penises: Dwayne the Rock Hard Johnson

200 years in the future... “Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378? I need it to preorder my Switch 3.”

in rainbows literally starts with five 11/10 songs in a row

so is he actually not joking when he says he wants to annex canada

she walk in on my phoenix, then i go joker

[AI] This is what Pokémon would look like if they remade it in 2025 for today's youth

yearly revision of my top 100 albums list

It's about that time of the year where I rank my favorite albums/eps that released in the last 12 months. 2024 was easily one of the strongest years for music that I've witnessed 10. glass beach - plastic death Very sonically bright and colorful rock music. It's emo but not in the cringe way

its tuah hawk in the morning

chemoids be seething over cancercells

still workshopping this one

so.... is there a *Mr.* Claus?...

epic rap battles rfk vs fauci

at the rate things are going, i think hailey welch is gonna be the head of H.A.W.K. during trump's 3rd term

just lost my entire life savings on $HAWK coin gonna have to liquidate my house and kids

this corrupt fucking piece of shit

how much do you guys usually tip your boss? I've heard that 15% of your paycheck is the norm but i always do 20% to be safe

what if you died and then you heard god say "alright, now for the version with 2 joe bidens" and you were reborn and there were 2 joe bidens

banned from the hotdog eating contest for unauthorized mustard

i take a few issues with this skeet 1. there isnt a binary between "sharing silly memes that make me happy" and "rigorous intellectual discourse." Social media is how most people get their news/info so i think it ought not be an echo chamber (not saying that bluesky is one, though)

does anyone wanna join my minecraft-themed rap group we're called Blockhampton

when godzilla eats people, its an "action movie" but when an anthropomorphic wolf does it, its "fetish content" and "cant be played inside of walmart"

on second thought maybe i didnt want this

no matter what happens this election, i just hope both sides have fun & that its a close exciting race!

lost media fans when their wife has a miscarriage

the hardest part about being anti woke is having to WOKE up every morning

I love when conservatives say that kamala hasn't done anything as VP as an attack Mike Pence basically did one thing when he was vice president and republicans tried to hang him over it 💀

when ur card declines at the cognitive behavioral therapist so they start giving you cognitive behavioral torture

left wing politics? the only thing i "left" are my wife and kids