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Make stuff everyday. Webcomic at www.truenuff.com blog at www.threeboy.com
Sham Pain
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Sham Pain - TrueNuff
Happy New Yeast! The beer kind, not the genital kind. The Patreon is now one week into the future – read the blog post (if you want to).
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/sham-pain/
about 14 hours ago
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Clause and Effect
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Clause and Effect - TrueNuff
Happy Y’allidays!
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/clause-and-effect/
4 days ago
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I saw mommy dissin' Santa Claus.
6 days ago
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Christmas with kids is awesome but they're at the age where they're starting to figure out god isn't real :(
6 days ago
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Quick Christmas decorating tip: bleed everywhere.
6 days ago
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Not everyone shares the same beliefs so this holiday season go with the universal message "fuck you".
7 days ago
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Santa's making a lisp and checking it twith.
7 days ago
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Christmas is the best time of the year (to break into cars at the mall)!!
7 days ago
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Santa's outfit started out white and years of combat has stained it red with the blood of his enemies.
7 days ago
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Santa's favorite metal band? Sleigher.
7 days ago
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Criminoël
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Criminoël - TrueNuff
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/criminoel/
8 days ago
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Updated my NOW page - read it (or don't).
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What I’m doing NOW
What I’m doing as of December 2025. This is a /now page and you can learn more about /now pages at nownownow.com 🏡 Life 🏒 My calendar is still dominated by the kids’ sports - I work while they...
https://www.threeboy.com/now
12 days ago
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A Simple Plan
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A Simple Plan - TrueNuff
Take a peek at the website if you haven’t in a while. The strip archive and story pages are now visual and there’s a new explore page that lets you browse by themes.
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/a-simple-plan/
12 days ago
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If a car has a “BABY IN CAR” sticker and I don’t see a baby, I assume the baby is somewhere inside the car. I will not stop dismantling the vehicle until the baby is found.
14 days ago
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My dad is Dracula (and a cup).
@mydadisdracula.bsky.social
14 days ago
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map christmas.wad
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map christmas.wad - TrueNuff
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/map-christmas-wad/
15 days ago
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No Bark, All Bite
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No Bark, All Bite - TrueNuff
A five-part Christmas story has begun and we have a new schedule! Read our blog post about it – there will be a test about it.
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/no-bark-all-bite/
16 days ago
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Paul McCartney was asked if Ringo was the best drummer in the world, and he replied that Ringo wasn’t even the best Beatle who fucked Ringo's wife.
18 days ago
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Citizen of the World
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Citizen of the World - TrueNuff
Oh SNAP! The first time they did this: #436. The second time they did this: #588!
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/citizen-of-the-world/
23 days ago
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You Get What You Pray For
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You Get What You Pray For - TrueNuff
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/you-get-what-you-pray-for/
23 days ago
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Guess Who’s Back – Back Again
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Guess Who's Back - Back Again - TrueNuff
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/guess-whos-back-back-again/
23 days ago
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Thanksgiving dinner is an open mic where your grandparents drop their racist 5 minute set.
about 1 month ago
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High Score Low Standards - TrueNuff
Patreon peeps got to read this this a few days ago. Just saying.
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/high-score-low-standards/
about 1 month ago
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Controller Roulette - TrueNuff
Reminder to our RSS peeps to make sure you’re using the regular feed truenuff.com/feed and not the old Feedburner feed that smells like butts.
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/controller-roulette/
about 1 month ago
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I was late for French class and the teacher pointed at me and said the r-word. I said “That’s French for late. I’m learning!” and they replied “No that’s English.”
about 1 month ago
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Oh you’re a John Lennon fan? Name five women you’ve abused.
about 1 month ago
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Scamalot
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Scamalot - TrueNuff
Want more Game Riffs? Hit up that “#Game Riffs” tag to see the past ones.
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/scamalot/
about 1 month ago
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Third Place
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Third Place - TrueNuff
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/third-place/
about 1 month ago
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Ale-bortion
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Ale-bortion - TrueNuff
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/ale-bortion/
about 2 months ago
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Heck Support
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Heck Support - TrueNuff
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/heck-support/
about 2 months ago
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Stick Handling - TrueNuff
https://www.truenuff.com/comic/stick-handling/
about 2 months ago
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Throwing up single panel Halloween comics on The Patreon. I'll dump them on the regular website closer to Halloween.
patreon.com/threeboy
2 months ago
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A candle is just a really patient fire.
2 months ago
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Updated my /now page.
www.threeboy.com/now
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What I’m doing NOW
Last updated October 2025. This is what I’m doing right now, and it’s a /now page. You can learn more about /now pages at nownownow.com. 🏡 Life 🏒 My calendar is still dominated by the kids’ sports.…
https://www.threeboy.com/now
2 months ago
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We are the grandsneetches of the sneetches you couldn’t sell stars to.
3 months ago
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We stopped going to the moon because there's no Wi-Fi there.
3 months ago
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The Bible is the first franchise to get too many spinoffs.
3 months ago
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I actually drive better after disrupting my endocrine system handling department store receipts.
3 months ago
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Big Bad Wolves make the market tough for small and medium-sized wolves, but the real issue is their inflation caused 2/3 of the housing market to collapse.
3 months ago
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Hey are you going to Scarborough Fair? Because I'm gonna just list some spices real quick.
3 months ago
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I backpacked through grade school.
3 months ago
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Still looking for "Yes Trespassing" signs.
3 months ago
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Childhood is when the floor is lava but in adulthood the floor is bills.
3 months ago
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"I have a nanobot intolerance" -- assholes in the future
3 months ago
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Socrates is the only guy who died for frequently asking questions. He died doing what he loved: FAQing off.
3 months ago
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What's your favorite movie where a half-robot, half-human police officer shoots a guy in the dick? Mine's probably Robocop.
3 months ago
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A strip club is a petting zoo for adults.
3 months ago
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Japan is a bit of a red flag 🇯🇵
3 months ago
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Every podcast is just two guys saying "that’s crazy, bro" for an hour.
3 months ago
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Every tech CEO looks like they drink milk wrong.
3 months ago
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