Sham Pain www.truenuff.com/comic/sham-p...

Clause and Effect www.truenuff.com/comic/clause...

I saw mommy dissin' Santa Claus.

Christmas with kids is awesome but they're at the age where they're starting to figure out god isn't real :(

Quick Christmas decorating tip: bleed everywhere.

Not everyone shares the same beliefs so this holiday season go with the universal message "fuck you".

Santa's making a lisp and checking it twith.

Christmas is the best time of the year (to break into cars at the mall)!!

Santa's outfit started out white and years of combat has stained it red with the blood of his enemies.

Santa's favorite metal band? Sleigher.

Criminoël www.truenuff.com/comic/crimin...

Updated my NOW page - read it (or don't).

A Simple Plan www.truenuff.com/comic/a-simp...

If a car has a “BABY IN CAR” sticker and I don’t see a baby, I assume the baby is somewhere inside the car. I will not stop dismantling the vehicle until the baby is found.

My dad is Dracula (and a cup). @mydadisdracula.bsky.social

map christmas.wad www.truenuff.com/comic/map-ch...

No Bark, All Bite www.truenuff.com/comic/no-bar...

Paul McCartney was asked if Ringo was the best drummer in the world, and he replied that Ringo wasn’t even the best Beatle who fucked Ringo's wife.

Citizen of the World www.truenuff.com/comic/citize...

You Get What You Pray For www.truenuff.com/comic/you-ge...

Guess Who’s Back – Back Again www.truenuff.com/comic/guess-...

Thanksgiving dinner is an open mic where your grandparents drop their racist 5 minute set.

I was late for French class and the teacher pointed at me and said the r-word. I said “That’s French for late. I’m learning!” and they replied “No that’s English.”

Oh you’re a John Lennon fan? Name five women you’ve abused.

Scamalot www.truenuff.com/comic/scamal...

Third Place www.truenuff.com/comic/third-...

Ale-bortion www.truenuff.com/comic/ale-bo...

Heck Support www.truenuff.com/comic/heck-s...

Throwing up single panel Halloween comics on The Patreon. I'll dump them on the regular website closer to Halloween. patreon.com/threeboy

A candle is just a really patient fire.

Updated my /now page. www.threeboy.com/now

We are the grandsneetches of the sneetches you couldn’t sell stars to.

We stopped going to the moon because there's no Wi-Fi there.

The Bible is the first franchise to get too many spinoffs.

I actually drive better after disrupting my endocrine system handling department store receipts.

Big Bad Wolves make the market tough for small and medium-sized wolves, but the real issue is their inflation caused 2/3 of the housing market to collapse.

Hey are you going to Scarborough Fair? Because I'm gonna just list some spices real quick.

I backpacked through grade school.

Still looking for "Yes Trespassing" signs.

Childhood is when the floor is lava but in adulthood the floor is bills.

"I have a nanobot intolerance" -- assholes in the future

Socrates is the only guy who died for frequently asking questions. He died doing what he loved: FAQing off.

What's your favorite movie where a half-robot, half-human police officer shoots a guy in the dick? Mine's probably Robocop.

A strip club is a petting zoo for adults.

Japan is a bit of a red flag 🇯🇵

Every podcast is just two guys saying "that’s crazy, bro" for an hour.

Every tech CEO looks like they drink milk wrong.