Massive shout out to the two women peeing behind me after the Long Walk loudly asking each other genuinely if the movie had a political message

It’s like surfacing for air after hours underwater to read such clear eyed cultural criticism. No one does it like Coates.

I actually don’t think anyone has ever lived in “precedented times” and I think mostly everything was always sort of overwhelming and bad but I do think it was probably easier to get a handle on how you felt about like the JFK Assassination when you weren’t also answering emails while it happened

Regal’s special offering for the Downton Abbeu movie is Flamin Hot Cheetos Nachos. They would NOT be eating that in Downton Abbey!!!! We have lost the plot!!!

Knew @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social and @garbageday.email would nail it right on the head and they did. Bleak shit.

Every else aside I mostly can’t believe @garbageday.email went out before any of this happened (and happened to feature one of the guys tweets). Feel like I need a late breaking edition just to, like. Get my head around it.

Watching tennis is so awesome except when one the players is an abusive piece of shit lmao

Love when Coco Gauff wins. And I love her very cool jacket. Where do I get that jacket.

You ever look at your own tabs and think something is Wrong With You

I just don’t love the buzz cut on Alcaraz. I’ll say it! I’m brave!

Getting to watch Venus Williams at the US Open again….simply a treat

Being a sports fan who grew up with horrendously terrible teams has made me so well adjusted. People on Reddit are threatening to kill themselves because of the Mets bullpen and I’m just smiling watching based ball

Nothing sparks the warm feeling of childhood in my chest like the summer sun between 8:30 and 9pm

Detest the phrase “not on my 2025 bingo card” but a Rainbow Six esports player getting arrested for kidnapping definitely was, uh, not something I saw coming

Isn’t it crazy how this movie completely accidentally commented on [insert thing the movie is explicitly and not at all subtly commenting on]

People on Al Gore’s internet get upset about shit you couldn’t pay me to care about. Just saw someone complain about how no one writes in-depth Letterboxd reviews anymore. Follow different people! Or log off! Literally who caressssss

The Bear really wants me to give a shit about the world’s most boringly toxic relationship lmaoooo

Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"

Musically, being in an airport on the mornings exactly like being trapped in an Apple commercial from the early 2000s

NICLANDRIA NATION WE EAT TONIGHT

I think they should do Golden Love Island like Golden Bachelor only instead of people in their 60s everyone’s in their mid-30s and really genuinely sort of Over It

ok i had to

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

Bro someone pinch me

Love Island is an amazing anti-filler PSA

Love Island challenges are a level of disgusting that boggles the mind

Men love to be like “well I don’t know much about that” and then offer you a completely bizarre opinion based on nothing at all and claim it as fact. Like, read a fucking article before you talk to me. Goddamn!

One of the Impractical Jokers came to my job once and a woman sitting in a cubical near me screamed “OH MY GOD, I KNOW YOU!!” with a level of delight I’d only ever previously heard from children

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Hundreds of bald actors and we keep casting men with full heads of hair to play Lex Luthor…..Hollywood must be stopped

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The emergency exit holds for fare evasion at MTA stations are so long that I feel certain someone will die in the next year because of them

The French Open…..goddamn that’s some good tennis……

Had a glass of wine before going out….excited to announce I am the Most Beautiful Woman Alive

Started Expedition 33

Need to somehow get famous enough for that Letterboxd interviewer to ask me my Top Four so I earnestly include Saw (2004) and then get completely eaten alive in the comments by people with horrible taste

Saw 2 is so goofy I love it

Ma 2 confirmed

I love Gillian Jacobs and am always see excited to see her anything she’s in but my first thought every single time she appears is “Oh, Britta’s in this?” in the Dean’s voice

Doing something fucking unhinged

I miss when car doors had handles. Feels like a weird thing to decide cars don’t need anymore. Like handles were the things really holding cars back.

Was 4 hours delayed getting out of Vegas and am now home after midnight having deliriously exhausted thoughts. Like “they’re gonna make Santa go on ozempic”

In a hotel room doing what god intends you to do in a hotel room (watching law and order SVU)

Seeing Final Destination Bloodlines tomorrow so trying to fit a full series rewatch into one night let’s see how I do

Protecting My Peace (I don’t know who Tate McRae is and I refuse to learn)

Choosing between Cuomo and Adams is vile…..and you don’t have to do it! It’s ranked choice! Rank a progressive! DO NOT RANK CUOMO!!!

Tom Thibodeau’s last six hairs are clinging on for dear life rn

All these years later, I can still instantly clock when an actor has been on LOST. It’s my super power.

Choosing to take this as a sign that the Bears are gonna finally have a good season