Hey hi hello reminder I exist and am working out

Need to get me a loose straight fr fr 😤😤

Damn, he’s been training

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

FUCKING FINALLY

Cock(tail) master 🤙🏻

Hi

Actually just saw four different cybertrucks within five minutes so back to wanting to kms

OK wearing a brand new pair of bombas socks and they are so soft I want to live again

Hair’s breadth away from deleting all social media and crawling underneath a rock for the rest of my life

Oldest selfie on my phone Lmaoooo

Cut time ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️

Yes

Who’s that Pokemon?????

Yes

Thanks for all your well wishes! Chilling out in Taco Bell lmaoooo

The last hour has been insane. I’m one block away from the evacuation zone

I need this man BIBLICALLY

🍳 eggs: NO ❌ 🥩 steak: NO ❌ 🥛 milk: NO ❌ 🍸 alcohol: a true staple of my life, the base of my food pyramid, my life blood, a warm hug from a friend, all types welcome, truly manna from heaven ☕️ warm drinks: NO ❌

Every day I learn my gay friends are willing to risk it all for the ugliest little twinks I’ve ever seen, and I think that’s disgusting

Once again veggie grill saves my life (2 for one chikn caeser wraps)

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Don’t love this 😅🫠🫨🫠😅

I should’ve just stayed in Australia smdh

Crazy winds woke me up cause the huge ficus tree outside my apt is bashing at my windows 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Leaderboardddddddddd fuck yahhhh

No but it legit feels like the apocalypse is starting in California

Just learned my 2019 MacBook Pro is considered vintage……

Just walked right past a guy at the grove who completely ghosted me after our really great first date ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Love my targeted ads

Yall I only slept with 1 (one) guy while I was down under. Have I lost my touch 🥲

We deserve each other, me and bot

Everyone on bsky tbh

FKING FINALLYYYYYY

Love all my new followers !!!!!!&!!&@!! 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Is a 6pm latte good for my jet lag? Discuss

Yall the collection is officially over $7K!!! Woooo 💸💸💸💸

Why’d no one tell me there was an Xmas lee Dawson Rucap 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

Hi tho

2025 so far is not being sex positive 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

Sydney airport made me throw out my lube 😭😭😭😭

So sad to leave Sunny Australian summer 😭😭😭😭

See you tomorrow Los Angeles!! 🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

Y’all 2025 is the year I become an adult I fear

Mum gave me her last Xanax and a few Valium for my flight 😇😇 ty mum 💕💕💕

Ms ladybug has blessed me 😇