Pissy Bitch Barbie.

Consider this your long in the tooth uncle giving you some excellent advice. This wrinkled demented orange sack of rats and his minions will make the economy of 2008 look like a picnic. $TART SQUIRRELING AWAY YOUR ACORNS NOW. I've been through this shit more times than I care to say!

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As always, the starting point is: "Does Trump have authority to do this?" The answer is almost always: "No."

Relatives too

Most Americans couldn't find these 2 backwaters on a map, yet they justifiably make Trump a laughingstock. Don Jr. and Weasel Princess Ivanka are trying for a beach resort deal in Albania, so Trump will bite his tongue.

Plus, I didn't see any Space Force brass - did they get snubbed? Do they just work for Elon at this point?

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Handy imagery. Don't suppose we could get it laminated.

JD Vance straight-up lied about Dems wanting health care for illegals. They are barred from the medical assistance orgs.

Respect is earned from honorable men and women. Not something understood by Trump or Hegseth.

Oh, please allow me to create and proctor the exams! 😂

There's always Room For A Pretty Face in Chumplandia, Regardless of Talent,Or Lack Thereof........

Fatass yesterday in the forced meeting with Generals from around the world..."I never walked into a room so silent before…If you want to applaud you applaud. You can do anything you want. If you don't like what I'm saying, you can leave the room. There goes your rank and there goes your future."

Off the cliff we go.

Another innocuous thread which you will skim through in 20 seconds, but one which should scare the shit out of you.

😂Love this part best: Over the weekend, a battalion of uniformed soldiers followed through, conducting reconnaissance missions in the Portland State University region. They reported locating a key antifa supply depot selling organic produce, hot sauce, and other insurgency essentials.😂🤣😂

Another one. This NEVER happens. These yahoos have done it twice.

Inside Congress www.politico.com/newsletters/... THE BUCK STOPS HERE:

A meme for the modern university...

Get off the sofa, guys. Clean uo your ness. Get a job.

The President of the United States and his Secretary of War just found out that all their Generals still work for the American people through the Department of Defense. I have never been more proud of the military leadership of our nation.

Fake news. Have you seen the gold applique in the White House? Thinking of putting some accents on the wall Mexico built - will ooze class with the hot black paint.

Fuck 'em. Crash it and let it burn.

I would imagine this stunt made an impression on a room full of Senior Grades with Doctorates and combat badges akin to sitting through the boss's kid's school play. Death by Powerpoint without even having to give a shit about the closing bullet points.

Oo-fuckin'-rah!

Well, at least we know what credo to put on the place settings for the new ballroom.

🚀 It’s official: Ukraine is using our own #Neptune missiles to strike Russian military sites in #Belgorod and #Bryansk! 💥 Ukraine’s homegrown missiles reach deep into Russia. The tables have turned. Let’s stay united and watch Russia’s defeat unfold. #StandWithUkraine #MakeRussiaSmallAgain

Legend has it Croesus was killed by pouring molten gold down his throat. What happens when you melt foam, glue and gold spray paint? On second thought, why am I asking here when RFK, Jr. would likely know.

Joke's on her, Grandpa already traded her for a Qatari 747.

Vance is a hysterical chameleon riding the tide of little men BIGLY speculating about violence. He and Miller are yammering curs addressing something they know nothing of and can't comprehend. Holding a gun to someone's head is exactly like holding a gun to someone's head, nothing more or less.

As of mid-2025, the number of Chapter 12 farm bankruptcy filings—designed specifically for family farms—has already surpassed the total for all of 2024. Farmers have embraced MAGAt values for DECADES. And we have to bail them out, but this go around, it's all on trump. HE. DID. THIS.

No one gives you rights. You have them because your forbears took them and you keep them because you will fight to do so.

Ty Cobb, Donald Trump's former criminal defense attorney who represented Trump in the Russia investigation declared Trump a criminal on Sunday. Popok breaks it all down.

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