The first woman Ngoni chief in Malawi ends child marriage, but it's still legal in 34 states. What a wild time to be alive.

@tmobilesupport.bsky.social That’s it for T-Mobile for me. Y’all are down hill now. Nothing but egregious and sickening service anymore. What a joke. Lie about 11 zip codes getting LTE service for a decade and have the audacity to charge more for it

OMG RFK thinks the baby grows inside the placenta we are totally fucked

It’s time cancel Spotify. They have become absolute garbage

Disney fucked up with ABC—Netflix gonna stay king for another decade.

It is also making each individual branch of government stupider www.economist.com/culture/2025...

Just a reminder that Joe Rogan isn’t a scientist

Snoop Dogg making comments about teaching stuff to children is fuckin hilarious—man’s whole ass career is not for children

Americans: Show us the Epstein files! Trump: *tiny hand gesture* The box is yuge people. I couldn’t carry that box it’s so big. *tiny hand gesture* Want legal weed?

Tim Cook celebrates rapists oof that’s a doozy

A new study shows that verbal abuse may have a more profound impact than previously thought. The findings show that people who suffered verbal abuse hurt from more adverse and longer affects than physical abuse bmjopen.bmj.com/content/15/8...

CHP launched a bunch of unmarked Durangos—although I think we have a far greater problem with assholes in trucks bigger than their dick impeding traffic than we do speeding 🤷

“Ahscuse me, can has some handitizer peez?” 🫶

“I’m not as much as a fan of the botulism in raw honey as I was when I was a baby” -RFK probably

Paramount services canceled.

Folks are losing photos/videos of family, weddings and special things. Back your photos up asap! www.forbes.com/sites/daveyw...

“Happy Birthday—and may every day be another wonderful secret.” -Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein #wtf

Maurene Comey, James Comey’s daughter was fired from being the prosecutor for the US Attorney’s Office Southern District New York. Get this! She worked in the criminal cases of Epstein and Maxwell AND AND AND she was a recent lead prosecutor against Diddy!!!!!!!!!! WTF! Source: The Hill, ABC, NYT

Everyone seems to have forgotten that Trump used to let Ghislaine and Jeffrey train the girls at Mar-a-lago

I bet Ashton Kutcher can find the Epstein documentation

We need Ashton Kutcher and THORN to start investigating Epstein and the current regime and report to the world

The licensing is paid . . . The distributor is paid . . . The bills are paid . . . Rest. Sheesh

Ha!

In toxic family systems, the healthiest person will have the most conflict and be perceived as abrasive because they won’t function in an unhealthy system

Left on delivered, bruh 😎

Looks like US Bank’s entire database is for sale in CSV format. Oh what a time

11 zip codes in the Kern Valley that #tmobile lies about having LTE and 5G service in—you’re lucky to make a call at best.

I’ve had #tmobile @tmobilesupport.bsky.social for more than a decade. Today the bad attitude of Jasmine B. may have lost them another ten years of an auto-paying customer

Cal-Maine reports egg profits of as much as $500+ million while taking government bailouts “for losses” when they made three times the profit

Pro tip:

Quick easy breakfast: 1 cup water 1/4 cup grits 6 strawberries cut in quarters 1tbsp butter 1tbsp honey Heat to boil and stir til desired consistency.

I’ve noticed the same households with Trump flags also have their USA flags flying in the rains, sleet and snow. How patriotic 😡

Avoid sesquipedalians when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

There’s a new wave of Wolfenstein fans in the United States

The measles has been gone for 25 years, yet we have a dipshit telling people it’s common.

We already knew that. www.yahoo.com/news/author-...

What a fucking wild time to be alive. The “radical left” is now empathy and compassion

Trump has already blown more than $10mil golfing and child marriage is still legal but gender non-conforming people are the problem

Elon Musk is desperately trying to hide that his company Neuralink has killed thousands of animals and has violated the Animal Welfare Act—they have been under investigation.

Why is Elon Musk, an immigrant, allowed to take so many American jobs?

And there it is! Big tech don’t care about piracy when it’s not their product: arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

It’s only Feb. 3rd and we are gonna lose ~45% of our alcohol exports tomorrow. Also, they already introduced a bill to terminate the department of education #thankstrump

The lemon version of muddy buddies! #yourewelcome #cooking #tasty

All these illegal trans-eggs are getting expensive and making our taxes go up!