I do!

Later, brah!

What was that?!

What happened? Where am I? Welcome back.

Guys, we've gotta do something to keep those hands off of them. Right, but, first, I made you a little a little somethin'. My own sword? It's perfect!

Everyone, I made an amazing discovery! I just travelled back to Planet Earth by going through Lars' head!

Let's just go out there and pretend to be humans! except Peridot. You stay in the barn and hide.

You have failed at every stage of this mission. Your only chance to redeem yourself is to obey this simple order. You are to leave the Cluster to grow. It will tear apart the Earth, and I will take immense satisfaction in erasing that hideous rock off of our star maps! Is. That. Clear?

THANK YOU.

Wedding commander; all flowers have been deployed!

Oh my gosh, Steven's a robot! Help! I can't relate to my robot son!

Yo!

Argh! Don't you raise your shield at me! I only want you to be yourself! If you can't do that, I'll do it for! you!

Now, they are brilliant! Now, they are perfect! Now, they are me!

Okay, let's kick her butt.

What have I done? What have *you* done? You're the one who wanted to keep those organics from the Kyanite colony, I'm just the fool that let you.

Who am I? Who am I? What are you even saying? I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing!

What do you know about the Earth? Apparently more than you, you... CLOD!

You have failed at every stage of this mission. Your only chance to redeem yourself is to obey this simple order. You are to leave the Cluster to grow. It will tear apart the Earth, and I will take immense satisfaction in erasing that hideous rock off of our star maps! Is. That. Clear?

You hope to stop me by... clinging to my feet?

If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs!

sobbing She's so wonderful... and spontaneous... I have no idea what she could... Why would she be a cowboy?!

How long to you expect us to hold her together?

Bob.

Steven, We are not like the no home boys. We are literally standing in your home right now.

Hey, Dad, I'm back. Blog blog blog!

WOW, THANKS!

This is Garnet, she leads the Crystal Gems back on Earth.

Please stop helping them. You'll only make things worse. That's what you do. I make things better. Here...

These worthless gems weren't enough, were they? See how you surround yourself with lower life life forms? You've smothered yourself in them. It feels good, doesn't it, Pink? Dulling your power, hiding your face, blaming everything on someone else. You became Rose Quartz to deceive your pathetic

We finally have you back, and you're worse than ever.

Finally something, finally news, about how the story ends. She doesn't exist now, survived by her son, and all of her brand new friends. Isn't that lovely? Isn't that cool? And isn't that cruel? And aren't I a fool to have happily listened, happy to stay, happily watching her drift, drift, drift

Bismuth! You came!

That won't do! *blows raspberry*

Well, heh, we're doing just fine. everything's gonna be A-OK

No--

Amethyst, Pearl, Garnet? Please, I think we're really in trouble.

Hey, White, I know I was in there with you for a second, but I barely got to talk to you at all. There are so many gems that are hurting right now. Even Blue and Yellow are hurting! You should hear what they have to say!

Don't worry, guys. I'll get you home safe. Even if we have to escape now, we'll find some way to heal the Corrupted Gems. We can come back to Homeworld. We'll still have the legs. I don't know. I don't know if White will ever see us.

Why is something like this always happening when we show up for a visit?

I've conquered so many worlds for the sake of the empire. I do everything you ask, and I do it all perfectly. But your very high standards but us all under a lot of pressure. A Gem could crack under so much pressure. We diamonds may be hard, but we're also brittle.

What's your shirt?

I was just carrying it! I didn't have anywhere else to put it. 'We can just forget this ever happened.' You mean I can just forget this ever happened Hohohoho! Hahahaha! Wow! What a plan! I turn off the injector, and then the moment my back is turned, bam! Presto! Change-o! Problem solved! Well,

Steven, We are not like the no home boys. We are literally standing in your home right now.

WOW, THANKS!

Steven! I'm learning to play the 'bass.' I keep telling her it's 'base. Excuse me, B-A-S-S spells bass.

But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single!

Hello. This is Mom Universe. Yes. The children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again

I blame the cows.

You have failed at every stage of this mission. Your only chance to redeem yourself is to obey this simple order. You are to leave the Cluster to grow. It will tear apart the Earth, and I will take immense satisfaction in erasing that hideous rock off of our star maps! Is. That. Clear?