I'm having trouble understanding their rationale when this will disenfranchise 2000x more conservative women than trans voters. They are going to lose nearly half their eligible voters.

Strawberries were $8.49 today.

Same

A coworker literally said this sentence to me today: I don't understand why women like Heated Rivalry. I only had 10 minutes to explain it. I don't think he believes me.

I ordered on the app Chipotle before arriving at the restaurant. By the time I got there, someone had stolen my food. A crew member actually saw the person and told me she thought it was weird how confident he was, not even acknowledging the employees, just taking my bag on the to go order shelf.

eating crunchy peanut butter off a spoon is extremely necessary right now

Pro tip: if you are extra kind to the cashier and feign innocence about the expiration date, and tell them how the mistake is entirely your fault and they shouldn't process the coupon, the cashier will discount the coupon amount from the total like 40% of the time. No need to Karen the cashier

Cool cool cool so for my allergies I need an air purifier and a dehumidifier, and to combat the side effect of my allergy meds I need a humidifier. Cool cool cool

Honestly streaming commercials work on me when they're for fast food and not "for hims" Why are "for hims" commercials playing around the clock? Just show me a fucking burger king commercial.

Anyone else wondering if all these new white chocolate candy debuts are because cocoa is becoming too expensive... so they are pushing white chocolate to try to hide the rise in cocoa costs?

The least important annoying thing on earth: kroger ginger ale tastes like oaky bark and corn syrup

Yep, like scrubs and 30 rock removed all the blackface episodes from streaming (because they both had multiple!!!!????)

Dental insurance is great because it feels so comforting to have coverage for preventative & emergency care, only to realize dentists who actually accept insurance are mediocre, misdiagnose, and miss obvious problems. I end up paying more to solve preventable problems missed by these dentists.

The best and worst decision I ever made [today] was buying a 5 lb burrito, taking it home, ripping it open, doling out the fillings into three tortillas, and having three meal-size burritos, each lacking the flavor profile of the original.

I'm honesetly embarrassed for people who go up to the counter at starbucks and order a tik-tok viral drink from the barista so complicated that the app won't let them order it because the drink has so many steps and ingredients that the app literally can't process the combination.

Does anyone else need a cookie covered in whipped cream to get through the morning? No? Just me. Alright then.

What non menstruating person at Kotex thought, ahh yes, the perfect design: pink and brown dots surrounding a giant pallet of grey, all on crisp white.

Heated Rivalry exists in the universe of a romance novel. The characters we love will never die and will never be hurt in a truamatic way. We live in the real world, not a romance novel, this world is full of hate, and real people will do horrible things to people just trying to live their truth.

the new patio furniture management provided is the exact same three panatone shades as the colors i'm using in the report i'm writing at work. i'm getting ptsd looking at the patio furniture from how horrible this report process has been. there's no more seperation of work and home for me.

Currently smothering broccoli in cheez wizz to eat up my leftover super bowl food on a monday. could I throw away the $2 jar of highly processed cheese flavored product purchased in case I craved it during football? sure. but will I throw it away?

Every year I see this commercial and I again ask, in a world since Covid, who eats wrapped, but unsealed wrapped, chocolate off the floor? And how is putting unsealed wrapped chocolate on the floor romantic? youtu.be/-qMKgtLcHS0?...

Wait there are places in the US where people don't spend more than 50% of their income on rent and utilities?

I bought four bags of chips on sale and am staying up late watching the Puppy Bowl. Every adoptable pup is making me cry. My priorities are... priorities.

Art imitates life 2018 & 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_6S...

Where can I actually buy kids toys? Refuse to use amazon and target and five below. Toys r Us doesn't exist anymore. Independent toy store prices have tripled since 2024. TJ Maxx and CVS toy sections shrunk significantly since 2024. I'll still have to pay $20 for shipping. I'm stumped.

H-mart had ⅓ of an isle of full of tea. More than half was just ginger tea. There were 50 varieties of ginger tea, 20 varieties of green tea, and zero boxes white tea.

I went into a trance and spent $45 at CVS when my intention was to get $14 worth of stuff. This store broke me.

When a nutritionist's diet is causing health problems and it took them 5 years on their own (no doctor) to figure out diet was the cause... 1) can I trust them with my diet to support my health? 2) does nutrition science mean anything and is ever reliable long term?

I am friends with people different from me. For example, today I followed someone on blsk who loves cilantro.

If you can afford to spend $8 a month on netflix you can afford to donate $6 a month to your local NPR affiliate

When you think your insurance fucked up royally and spend hours panicking and when you finally get access to the paperwork its clear they efficiently processed a claim, and my copay is lower than last time.

So the correlation between my allergies being under control because I'm taking new meds and the number of nose bleeds I've gotten since my allergies have been under control...

Really loving that the screen shot is Crazy Ex Girlfriend Nothing a conservative should hate more is this show, assuming they watched it and understood it and recognized every detail is something they hate, which is obvi why its comparable to porn and harmful to minors.

I spent the last two hours genuinely concerned that I wasn't hungry. Suddenly remembered I ate a giant lunch three hours ago.

When property manager shoves an envelope into the doorway of every single apartment... and the door next door doesn't stop barking for 45 minutes because they heard the property manager touch the door.

Baby carrots are really great for stress eating while filing my taxes

Why does king of the hill start so many episodes about the public HATING the weather reporter so much because of one day of incorrect predictions that she's taken off the air? Is that a thing that happens in real life? Do people riot against Al Roker when he doesn't predict snow and it snows?

Wait, there are still sports?

For a decade, I've used the same all clad 3-Qt. saute pan to make pancakes and sautee spinach. Today I discovered that is an extreme mistake.

Logged into Linkedin this morning to see if my cousin lost their WaPo job (no, left WaPo last summer for another paper). Anyway, Linkedin is a shitshow. It's just site made of duct tape and popsicle sticks screaming: DO YOU KNOW THIS STRANGER WHO WORKED AT YOUR JOB TWO YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE HIRED??

Not shocked by how many people will give up their Disney+/ABC/Hulu boycott for a Muppets special. Not judging, just analyzing. For whatever reason, our collective consciousness cannot reconcile that The Muppets are owned by Disney and therefore, financially, part of the Disney empire problem.

How am I out of 16 ounces of salad, again?

I learned a lesson today: if $3 nail polish is on sale for $1.50, there's a reason.

Why aren't there consequences for knowlingly lying on televised news?

Mood: making 17 tacos

Friendly reminder: Take 5 minutes and drink a glass of water, wipe the grease off your stove, turn off the program running in the background of your computer causing the fan to run, and stretch from your nose to your toes.

Book reviews by journalists and literary experts vs paid raters and gatekeeping actual readers who can't rate the books they bought because they haven't spent enough cash at Amazon in the last fiscal year.

Spent the morning listening to my friend complain today because her husband only got her cupcakes for her birthday, last year he bought a diamond necklace. On the surface it sounds stupid but wow the trauma that pops up when your partner doesn't demonstrate the appreciation you need to feel loved.

I went to two Aldi stores over the weekend and both are out of the same kind of tea. Wonder if tariffs hit it so hard Aldi can't sell cheap ass tea for reasonable, but not cheap prices, or if its stuck on a boat somewhere negotiating tariffs.