And I fell alseep on the couch.  Hasn't happened since I had food poisoning. Before that, hadn't happened since, maybe, ever?  Never happened when I had covid, or was sleep deprived from a red-eye. Sleep cycles are weird.

Gentle reminder people may mask outdoors because they have allergies, especially in areas with recently cut grass or trimmed trees. An idea I might try after my third nature walk with watery eyes. Also, as long as we aren't taking about ice agents its none of your fucking business why people mask.

Excuse me, weird amazon college commercial, who buys one tube of deodorant online? They come in three packs online... unless you get them from instacart, and even then, I always buy like four at a time because usually you save a few bucks buying multiples.

The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day: This is Maura. Maura would like to have a sunset taquito dinner at the beach.  Totally pausible: the beach is only three miles to the beach, and beach goers drop their taquitos frequenty.

Blaze's cookies are subpar at best. Not worth paying money for at all. But if you get 'em for free, eat 'em up. But also, don't buy a full price pizza just for the free cookie, cause yikes its not worth it.

Sorry y'all, I'm officially that person who always has fresh baguette in the kitchen for any occasion. But I refuse to be the person who has coffee grounds prepared for spontaneous company.

It's been so hazy in the mornings lately that I haven't been able to tell the time based on the amount of light streaming in my patio door since April. Yes, for some reason from like December to April I can tell the time between 5am-9am just looking out my bedroom window at the sun.

The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day: This is Avril. Avril would like your attention to declare that anything with caramel is better than anything without caramel. Thank you for your attention to this important announcement.

read the fine print, professors

Oh so when they are eating vinyards it makes news? But when they are flying into our MOUTHS 6 stories up on a balcony watering tomato plants, its silence?

Jetblue has TVs in the seats, and ports to plug in your own headphones into the armrest.

So corporations can afford to be taxed at a high enough rate to pay for things like ballroom renovations or health care for children, and still turn a profit?

After putting it off for months, I updated my macbook and mac mini to sequoia (?) os.  Within minutes, the track pad on my macbook was controlling the curser on my mac mini, and the USB plugged into the mac mini was useless, and I couldn't use my macbook. wtf

The Boston Logan airport has tons of overpriced restaurants, but barely any place to buy something intended to be eaten cold during a 6 hour flight. Zero interest in hoping that previously warm food is gross at room temperature and slightly too cold for comfort that is probably spoiled on a flight.

The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day: This is Musky. Musky likes soft pillows, lavendar tea, and moonlight walks.  But never at the same time.

I'm honestly glad my income isn't 20% higher and I'm not stoned 100% of the time. Cause if both of those were true, I'd Instacart every single ingredient I crave for every single dish I crave throughout the day without giving it a second thought. And probably DoorDash a lot of curry and fries.

I'm occasionally of the mind that in order to truly appreciate good, excellent, fantastic, and incomprehensibly awesome books, I've got to read a couple of mediocre books and pick out exactly what elements make them substantially worse than all the good+ books out there. Why do I torture myself?

I haven't made salsa in so long because I need so many ingredients and I never have all the ingredients fresh. New salsa cheat: fresh tomatoes, jared fire roasted peppers, and hot sauce.  MAGIC

The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day: This is Cordilla.  Cordilla misses winter. It's simply too hot, even today.

Ok, so that's 9pm kettle chips for one, and 9:15 chocolate chip cookies for 17?

Sorry, I scheduled this post weeks ago. The movie is still good, but this is not an endorsement or continued support of Disney/ABC.

Cruella is a shockingly good movie. The origin story doesn't align to the behavior of the villain 101 Dalmatians movie or 1990s tv show at all, but the movie is fantastic on its own.

Why aren't UV Detection Stickers covered by FSA when sunscreen and pimple patches are? UV Detection Stickers are kind a hybrid of those two things.

The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day: This is LuAnn. LuAnn likes pickle sandwiches for lunch. Don't doubt the magic of thick sliced pickles, thin sliced cheese, and a lil hot mustard.

Great moment for you to start using your time machine

Oh damn. I'm physically closer in mileage to prince harry than like most of the world. The true sanctuary state.

The fool proof veggie bag

people voted for this. a lot of people voted for this. a lot of people also chose to note vote at all because their lack of vote made this happen and they knew it would but they though they weren't complacent if they obstained from voting at all.

no

I think all the traditional broadcast networks are going to collapse as they cancel more and more liberal leaning talk show hosts, and Netflix is going to be the most important and most profitable media company. Prime and Apple+ won't get close because Bezo's is beholden to trumpf.

Tubi has so much good stuff that premiered from 2011-2018 now. Who needs Paramount, Disney+, or Hulu?

The difference between me (and you) and a person expriencing homelessness is a direct deposit showing up when I (and you) expect it to.

Nothing in this world mildy irriates me more than the Friends season 6 DVDs having art/photographs 100% taken during seasons 3-4.

Why weren't there any new seasonal lays flavors this year? All I want wanted all summer was to snack on biscuits and gravy, gyro, Cuban, tzatziki, and Ruben flavored lays, followed by cotton candy oreos with a s'mores ice cream float.

The Looney Tunes Show is on Tubi and my life feels complete.

The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day: This is Corky. Corky wants to know why the Muppets are staring in Booking.com commercials. It's confusing and awkward.

So where can I get more gin without leaving my place?

Uh huh. So why did my computer sink to 14% charge overnight?

What should my next book be?

The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day: This is Spinnella. Spinnella wants to know why people use pilates as a calorie burning exercise routine. Not as a strength training routine, but to burn more calories than jogging.  She prefers stretching in nature.

lol more expensive alchohol is less bitter/tastes less like posion

Public Service Announcement: The world might be falling into a fire pit, but Wynonna Earp is streaming for free on Tubi! Escape the disappointment of this world for 44 minutes by watching Revenants fall into their own personal fire pit.

It took all the self control I have not to buy mozzerella processed by companies that treat their cows bad. But I will persevere and not eat pizza again until Tillamook is on sale again.

The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day: This is Portsmith. Portsmith is a New Englander by way of Missouri. He'll catch you a fish and share it in the shade if you ask nicely.

Why are trader joe's fire roasted peppers ⅓ cheaper than the price of the leading chain store?

kindred spirit right here