// THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW ARCHIVED!!!!!!

// i think i got them all on a list. i WOULD have done a starter pack but i doubt it could support over 300 people! i'll give y'all the new handle, but until it's fixed, this is the end of this account

I'm going to install an antivirus in myself.

// thinking of motifs edd would use besides the obvious one (that being the green soul segment in omega flowey's fight)

// i put clippy as my youtube profile picture but the image was so big and high quality so now he stares at me in judgement for my hubris

// here's the v2 of the sprite! still bad, but it was worse before!

// revamping the edd fight sprite!

// Chaos deniers in shamb- wait, fuck, that's the right item for the item pool. Nevermind. Post cancelled.

// sorry folks! i was busy working my ass off to make a place more liveable

You learn a thing or two watching other people mix drinks. Specifically, minors shouldn't be allowed near bars. And that Ramb is actually pretty chill.

...Are. Are you. Okay?? *Saying "okay" as both a continuation of the prior sentence, as well as (concerned) acceptance.*

// why have these interactions made me think of bartender edd au where he serves the drinks, he just doesn't drink them???? like he'd be the kind to be like the best bartender it's just that he doesn't drink (in this case it's 'cause he can't legally)

*Now he's just mortified.* I. I wasn't actually going to. You're not gonna like that. Dude Dude stop drinking it Dude Please That's not gonna feel very good Oh my god Someone call the FDA

Let me have my fun. *Don't. Don't let him. PLEASE*

Gonna try a Gonster!! *EDD NO*

I think getting possessed by whatever that was has COMPLETELY FUCKED OVER MY CHANCES OF EVER RUNNING A BUSINESS!!!! *A big, pained smile.*

// YOU MEAN THERES ANOTHER SPAMTON SELFCEST SHIP??

Haha... god, I'm scared of Mike...

Haha... god, I'm scared of Mike...

// he already beat the shit out of him // what's the WORST that can happen lol

At least my mom doesn't know about the fact a sentient microphone jumped me...

*Edd suddenly perks up. Something is wrong. Something is Wrong. SOMETHING IS WRONG.*

// attempted to make an edd battle sprite but it's kinda, uh... buns.

There's something wrong with all of us. Can we just admit that already.

Am I THAT ugly??

Will do..

O-Oh god, I'm SO sorry, ma... *Feeling bad.*

!!! *Edd is evidently startled, but returns the hug.* What happened??

*Rubbing his eyes, sitting on the floor.* ...what happened...?

// ...somehow i am already out of post ideas for spam edd

THE 0NLY BAD FEELING I [Gettysburg] IS THE FEELING OF [*fly flies out of wallet*]!! ...THE ONLY ONE I CHOOSE TO RECOGNIZE, ANYWAY!

*Stress levels are rising.* I SWEAR TO [Heaven]! WHY IS NO ONE TAKING THESE [Unforgettable Luncheon!] DEALS?!

I'M SO [Bigger and Better than Ever!] I COULD *#!( MYSELF!

‎ *.｡.:☆ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 -ˏˋ 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙴 ˊˎ- ☆.｡.:* ‎

DEAR #### ING GOD

// SpamEdd getting so pissed it causes him to revert to normal Edd? Thoughts?

*Shaking both violently and angrily.*

....I don't like this idea anymore.... HUH? ANYONE HEAR THAT? NO? SAME!!

// WHEN THE FUCK DID FRIEND INSIDE ME GET HERE

// SpamEdd MAY be filled with viruses, but he isn't an asshole. Usually.

....I'M GOING TO [Youth in Asia] YOU.

*Crashing into walls to get attention. Each time he does, he turns white for a few seconds, before changing walls.*

CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die](www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3k5...)

// being a 17 year old writer is such a pain because i see accounts i oh so desperately wanna interact with but i'm literally 2 months away from being able to 😭

[Don't currently declares referring to the specific and current subject matter ever again.]

D0N'T USE [Artificial Intelligence], U5E ME INS7EAD! 1 CAN GIVE YOU MI5INF0RMATION, 4ND I LOOK B37TER!

MY 3YES! WHO PU7 THEIR [Boob Toob] AT [Fullbright]?!

~♤■•~♤♤~₩~£~~■•◇•£~♤~£~》•♡~~■~♤~£•》~♡~£~■~》•《•♡~£•○》●♡●●£¥|₩|♤●¡●◇\ // this isn't Korean, bsky

[Yep. Mhm. Totally.]!

JUUUU5T A [Sides for 2.99] EFFECT! I'LL BE [A-O-Good]!