If I could write songs I would write songs about my cat

Just lost small in the Monte Carlo casino

If Diana Morgan spoke Tagalog: Filipina Cunk

The Timothee chalamet gay Halloween lookalike competition

Sitting in a bus in Dundee, Scotland Reading the news and it sure looks bad They won’t give peace a chance That was just a dream some of us had

Scottish band singing songs from Saturday Night Fever: the Weegees

What follows will be a selection of what I consider to be my greatest tweets, transposed into BlueSky form…