I have coomed.

Gf who does your makeup and picks out a pretty outfit for you then sends you to me so I can ruin them both.

Assistant whose main job is to be your personal office fucktoy and let you take your stress out on them during your breaks.

Puppygirls can have a little holding their head next to your junk so they can huff your ball musk while you stroke your cock with your other hand. As a treat.

Let your bunnygirl make a nest out of your dirty clothes. The scent helps with their anxiety.

One hand around a catgirl’s throat. The other holding a second catgirl’s head on my cock. Would it fix me? Maybe a little.

If my wife won’t bring home subs for us to break together, why bother getting married?

Licking my cum off your friend’s back isn’t required to date me but it certainly helps your chances.

What makes you think you can just crawl under my desk and play with my dick to try and distract me from my game? … I didn’t tell you to stop.

Mind if I bend you over the counter, grind against your butt, grope your tits, and bite your neck until you can’t think straight?

In the mood to make two subs play with each other while I jerk off in front of them.

Do I still count as a Wife Guy if I want my wife to step on other women?

I’m bored. Sit in my lap and lemme tease your nipples for an hour?

My cum belongs to you. I’m just storing it in my balls for you until you need it.

This maid I hired keeps making a mess of everything I tell her to do. It’s like she WANTS to be punished or something.

Say please if you want me to call you a pretty kitty while I shove your head on my cock and finger your butt.

Told her gg means “good girl” and she climbed to diamond in a day.

Calling her a good girl for bringing me another Monster just to see how she reacts.

Breeding a puppygirl so good they bring me to the whole polycule so they can all have a turn would fix me.

Sometimes I feel like all I need is someone weak and pathetic under me I can pin down and plow into a drooling, whimpering mess.

Rutting puppygirls until their brain goes numb counts as self care.

If I’m gonna be single, then I should at least be a free use top for one of those couples in a “they were both bottoms” situation.

If you wanna be friends, being free use for me would be a great place to start.

I want her to serve me. To take pride in fulfilling my every desire. To see me as her savior from a life of loneliness without purpose. I’ll give her the purpose she craves. All she has to do is give her mind and body to me.

Something about lonely loser shut-in girls makes me feral for manhandling them and using them to fulfill all my grossest kinks like it’s the only thing they’re good for.

This hookah tastes like I should be blowing the smoke in some puppygirls’ faces while they suck my cock and balls.

Craving sad, lonely, pathetic girlfailures I can train to satisfy all my most depraved desires right now. They’d never have to think or be lonely again. All they’d have to do is be ready and willing to do whatever I ask.

Want me to get you crossfaded til you’re pliable enough to be manhandled and used the way I like?

Friend who lets you cum in them so you’ll stay friends with them.

“Thanks for being my friend and playing games with me. You can do whatever you want to my body.” This would awaken something in me I don’t have the strength to contain 😵‍💫

Any aspiring cumdumps in the chat? I could really go for bending someone over and using them like an object until the icky thoughts go away.

Need her bound and gagged wiggling her ass at me begging me to turn her into the brainless whore she was born to be.

Urge to reduce someone sad and pathetic to a fucktoy who only exists for my pleasure rising.

Having sex slave cravings like mad. I just wanna be able to come home to a mindless pet I can tie up and fuck all my stress and fatigue out on. They don’t need to have a job or a life. Just lie there and get pumped full of cum every day like it’s all they’re good for.

Anyone feel like being a sex slave? No more thinking, no more working. Just take dick a couple times a day and spend the rest in a cage or chained to a wall waiting to be used again.

Wife who brings her hot friend back to our place after they’ve had just enough drinks to agree to whatever we wanna do to them.

It’s the shy, sweet, innocent-looking ones that look prettiest kneeling at your feet in nothing but a collar and dog ears waiting for what you’re going to do to them.

Just saying, if you ever get tired of being people, I can put a collar on you and turn you into a mindless plaything. It’d be the last decision you’d ever have to make.

I’ll take a sad girl who lets me do gross sex stuff to her just to keep from being lonely, if you’ve got any.

Helping your loner gf make new friends by fucking her on top of every slut you can find.

Your loner girlfriend needed some new friends. It’s not your fault that a couple of sluts looking to toy with her body while you watch is the best you could find.

Should I try to vent some of the icky kinks tonight?

We now return to our regularly scheduled hornyposting.

Wild to get hate comments from people I don’t follow and who don’t follow me. Block and move on, buddy. Not my fault your feed is apparently full of posts you don’t wanna see.

I need to cum in a puppygirl’s butt and won’t be able to think about anything else until I do.

Someone I can be a little mean and perverted to would be nice.

Three puppygirls worshipping my cock and balls with their mouths until my legs are shaking, please and thank you.

Mating press while your friend hugs you and sucks your tits, anyone?

Wife who punishes our cute little maid by shoving her head down on my cock until I cum down her throat then makes the maid eat her out right after. If she’s been slacking too much, wifey breaks out the strap and we DP her until she promises to be better.

Ride my cock while your slutty friend gropes you from behind if you’re a real one.