I think you should casually stroke my cock while your friend eats you out, if you ask me.

Me: I should booty call that nerdy girl who’s interested in pet play. My autism-based anxiety: Have you tried hiding in your room instead?

I really believe a shy girl in nothing but cat ears and a tail plug watching me fuck her slutty friend while she works up the courage to join in would fix me.

Hold it in your mouth and feel it get hard.

Mutual masturbation but I shoot it on you every time I cum.

I could call you a good puppy while forcing you to take it, if you wanted.

Group shower sex with moots when?

Wanna let me record myself fucking you so I can watch it while you blow me later?

Shame I don’t have any friends who’d take their tits out and let me jerk off in front of them.

Bring a friend to hold your boobs while you titfuck me if you care about my mental health.

Leave it to me to give myself the most expensive form of nicotine addiction 🙄

Perhaps an oily titfuck from two busty goth girls would improve my mood.

Guess I’ll hornypost and try to forget about Monday.

They should invent a pretty lady who loves me and is nice to me.

I don’t understand love or romance sometimes. I often wonder what it means to be a good partner, or what kind of relationship I even want at this point in my life. But if I’m there for you, and you’re there for me, maybe that’s enough.

Somewhere out there, the love of my life is waiting for me. The problem is she’s concealing her identity and only goes by the name “Akuma Nihmune”, which is making her really hard to find.

Just a thought, but you should totally hug me really tight when we’re in bed at night if you get sad or scared or just like feeling a fat nerd’s soft, squishy body.

Someday, I’ll look over in this bed and see her sleeping next to me. As I wipe the hair from her face, I’ll realize that everything I’ve ever done and everything that’s happened to me was all yo get me to this moment. This peace. This bliss. Now, I just have to make it to that moment.

You know what would really hit the spot right about now? Crawling into bed after an exhausting day to wrap myself around her. Squeezing her just a little too tight. Telling her she’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me and that I didn’t truly know what peace meant until she came into my life.

I yearn for the day I can roll over in bed and see the love of my life looking at something dumb on their phone, completely unaware that I’m silently thanking my Creator for every mistake and hardship on the path that led me to them.

I think I could be a decent househusband daddy dom for some career woman who needs to be pampered and have her brain turned off for her after a long day.

I’m in my soft dom feels tonight. I wanna cook dinner for you, slut you out while talking you through it, then cuddle you through the night while telling you how much you mean to me.

Post-nut yearning got me wishing I had someone to cook for.

Hope my future wife is as into turning sad, pathetic girlfailures into obedient pets for us to play with as I am.

“Babe, my friend really needs to suck cock tonight, so I offered yours! Hope you don’t mind.” “Don’t worry. I’ll lick your balls at the same time so it doesn’t count as cheating.” “Good. Now, do you wanna hold her head down on it, or should I?”

Tall girls deserve to be held down and made to feel small, too.

Giving her a little forehead kiss after she swallows my cum because that’s what good girls deserve.

Straddle while I suck your titties and grope your butt if you care about my mental health.

Can I tell you how pretty you are and how much you mean to me while fucking you like I don’t care if you break or are we not chill like that?

Good girls share their good girl friends with you so they can show you how good they are for you together and okay maybe I need to go outside.

Here’s hoping 6’2” and 245 is enough to sate your size difference kink.

Showering her with affection and praise while fucking her like a whore until one of us is fixed.

You’d look so pretty with your head held between a dominant woman’s thighs while I tug your leash and plow you from behind.

Sometimes, you just gotta love them in a way they understand. If that happens to be treating them like a cocksleeve who’s only good for satisfying your darkest urges because they’re the only one who can take the punishment, so be it.

I need to find a woman who’s too sad and tired to think for herself and I need to OWN HER.

Can’t think of anything I’d rather do on a Friday night than have two subs play with each other based on my instructions while a third blows me.

Having slight cravings for an obedient sub who’s tired of thinking and just wants to be used until I’m satisfied.

This energy or I don’t want it.

I’m in way too much of a “fuck you like I own you” mood for 9am on a Friday 😅

This would make my heart and dick explode.

Craving a sad, pathetic puppygirl who can only be fixed by having someone bigger and stronger than them hold them down and force them to take it until their brain goes numb.

She just looks so sad and pathetic I can’t help but think how pretty she’d look with makeup running down her face taking my cock like she doesn’t care how I use her as long as she feels wanted.

I’m still a Wife Guy. I just want my wife to have a girlfriend that she shares with me.

I need you to give me head like you think letting me cum in your mouth is the only thing keeping me from abandoning you.

This would make my heart and dick explode.

What does it matter if I only want you as a plaything? What’s important is that I want you.

I’m in way too much of a “fuck you like I own you” mood for 9am on a Friday 😅

Morning. Wouldn’t be a “good” morning unless I was fucking a moot like I hated em.

I am in need of a butt slut this evening.

If I drain my balls in puppygirls enough times, my mental health with fix itself.