Someone shy and needy I can bend over and pump full of cum til their brain breaks, please.

Ngl I would absolutely buy a house big enough for me and all the neediest girlfailures I could find and spend every day using them like sex toys if I had the money for it.

Craving a sad girlfailure who thinks how many times she lets me cum in her is directly proportional to how much I love her.

Gf invites her friend on our vacation. They only pack their tiniest bikinis and spend the whole trip teasing me and flirting with each other seeing how long it takes for me to break. It doesn’t take long.

Giving them backshots while grabbing their head and telling them they’re mine in a growly voice.

Helping shy subs become friends by forcing them to worship my cock together.

Limiting a girlfailure’s screen time by putting her under the desk and giving her something else to occupy her 😉

Too cold to not be in a hot tub with my sluttiest moots feeling each other up until we’re so feral for each other we have to take it inside and use each other to cum all night.

Nothing planned for tonight if any moots wanted to pile on top of each other and let me viciously breed them til they’re cumdrunk and brainless.

Gotta breed her every day to keep the bad thoughts at bay.

Reverse cowgirl because I like watching her ass bounce and I REALLY like sitting down.

No better way to relax after a long day than a puppygirl or two slobbering on my junk and making me cum so many times my legs start shaking. Sadly, I have no puppygirls, so I’ll settle for nicotine and hornyposting.

Made the plunge and went out. Will document my observations while getting hammered under this post because I’m bored.

One could take this as a philosophical musing about attracting people who enjoy the parts of you that turn others away. In reality, it’s about me being into women with problematic kinks.

“You’re scaring the hoes.” Brother, the hoes I’m tryna attract wanna be scared.

On one hand, I wanna hit up a bar tonight. See what the single barflies are saying. On the other hand, I’d spend more on the uber than I would the drinks so I highly doubt it’d be worth it.

I’ve jerked it more times today than I have all week and I still want more. This has to be the Universe’s way of telling me to breed some lonely moots today 😂

I’ve been unusually horny today. It’s like my dick knows what day it is.

Craving a live-in cumslut tonight. I just wanna be able to snap my finger and have her in position ready for breeding.

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Two of my moots should be in bed with me resting their heads on my chest while I grip their assess. It’s what I need to recover after a long day.

Moderate to severe cuddling withdrawals.

I need someone to pet.

I need her laying on top of me and letting me grope her for at least an hour to recover after work.

No better activity for two best friends than getting fondled by some gross man (me) together.

Installed a normie filter on my dating profile 😝

To Whom It May Concern: You are baby.

Which one of you filthy sluts is gonna let me hug you like a plushy and sing you to sleep?

My life would be exponentially better with a needy obedient puppygirl or two I could come home to and viciously breed every day.

justice for the girlies who just wanna be roughly used by their owners for a living 😔😔😔

Hatefuck buddies. Is that a thing?

Let me ruin you. Forget how to be human and live to sate my darkest urges. Become my toy that only exists to be used until you break. At least then you’ll know you were good for something.

My kingdom for a sub who craves being broken because at least then it means somebody wants them.

I need to get belligerently high and fuck my anger out on some needy puppygirls who think bullying counts as love.

Sit with me in a slutty outfit while I drink and let me get a little rough and handsy with you.

This beer tastes like I should pour the rest of it over her head while she blows me and order her not to stop.

The icky kinks are back in full swing tonight.

My only career goal at this point is to make enough money that I can afford to adopt some jobless girlfailure and make her my full-time free use fucktoy.

Put on those paw pad socks with nothing else on and call in to work tomorrow. I got some demons to work through.

Maybe savagely rutting a puppygirl until it forgets how to be human would fix my mood.

Craving shy submissive alt girls who wouldn’t mind the occasional hatefuck.

Something about today has rubbed me the wrong way and the only thing that’ll fix it is being rubbed in the right ways.

Cute date idea I bite your stomach really fucking hard

AA sponsor but instead of alcohol they keep me from redownloading Hinge.

Perks of Dating Me: You can nibble on my arm sometimes.

Well, I just mentally referred to my moots as “my puppies”. Shows you where my head’s at.

*Gestures to the puppygirl on a leash next to me* I bought her the paint she needed to finish her gunpla which apparently means I own her now?

Having puppygirl cravings again and they are NOT wholesome.

Calling you pretty while I stick my fingers in your mouth, anyone?