Can’t decide what you want to eat? Guess you’re having cock again, babe.

Oh, so you wanna be bratty? I know just how to punish you. *hands you my phone* Open up DoorDash. You have to pick dinner tonight.

You sure you wanna suck my nipples, babe? I don’t shave my chest, so…oh, that makes it better? Suit yourself. Dig in.

Moots looking to end the night sore and covered in cum and lube are free to hmu.

There’s gotta be a way to find an introverted goonette girlfailure to date. Please don’t say it’s Discord.

My biggest motivator for advancing my career is to make enough money to save as many puppygirls as I can from theirs.

My only career goal at this point is to make enough money that I can afford to adopt some jobless girlfailure and make her my full-time free use fucktoy.

Another day. Another craving for a lonely girlfailure willing to be trained to be my free use sex slave so they don’t have to be lonely anymore.

A real friend would take their tits out and let me jerk off in front of them.

In the mood for a pair of lonely besties I can fuck and force to fool around with each other for my amusement.

Here’s a fun idea. How about you and your bestie come over and we see how much weed and alcohol it takes to get you two to fool around with each other while I cover and fill you both with cum?

Only thing I need more than two puppygirls sucking my dick and balls is three puppygirls sucking my dick and balls.

Cross-faded threeway. That’s the mood tonight. Just me and a couple baddies getting fucked up and going to town on each other. The sloppier, the better.

Two subs sitting in my lap. One feeds me alcohol. The other holds the bong for me while I smoke. My hands alternate between holding their boobs and grabbing their asses.

Whatever this feeling I’m having is could probably be remedied by tying up a woman who thinks the world of me and treating her like a piece of fuckmeat.

Kinda fucked up how into “lonely and you’re the only one around” sex I’ve been lately. Doesn’t make me want it any less, though.

To quote Mimi Marquez in RENT: I’m looking for baggage that goes with mine.

Feeling kind of annoyed in a way that would be perfect for anyone wanting to be sexually humiliated and degraded.

“C’mere, you big dork.” RAW. Next question.

Icky girlfailure goonettes have their place and it’s on a leash sitting at my feet.

Puppygirls can always sleep on the bed, but the cage is there just in case.

If my therian harem dreams ever come true, I’d be too busy giving them all the love in my heart and cum in my balls for this account, so I guess pray for my downfall if you like what I post.

Thinking I should cum on a puppygirl’s stomach so another puppygirl can lick it off her.

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These are parasocial Vtuber crush hours.

As a matter of fact, a woman in a thin tank top and booty shorts straddling me with her tits pressed up against me would solve all my problems.

My sickness for the thiccness is chronic.

My kingdom for two thick, curvy women and a night of wrapping our soft, squishy bodies around each other.

If any moots wanted to bounce on it til I get so worked up I have to wrap my arms around you and start bucking from underneath I wouldn’t complain.

Would I let a gentle nurturing dommy mommy power bottom me because she needs to take care of her sweet little boy? Perhaps.

Oh, you have a brat kink? Well, I have low self-esteem, so now nobody’s fucking and we’re both upset.

Be a pal and bounce on it while I smoke and blow it in your face.

Is being tough a requirement? Or can I be a big softie and still get my balls drained?

To Whoever Needs to Hear It: You’re a good puppy.

Puppygirls who crave someone bigger and stronger to slap them around and pump them full of cum like it’s all they’re good for will always have a place in my heart.

Chat, I’m starting to think she only claimed to be stronger than me just so I would pin her down and manhandle her.

All I did was take my belt off why are your legs shaking?

Seconded. Who’s milking me?

I don’t need burning hot passion. I need cool and calm like a brisk autumn evening. Bring me the comfort I can only find in the darkness of the night.

All I need to be happy is a puppygirl and a catgirl I can fuck the human thoughts out of every day for the rest of our lives.

Wanna wrap my arms around her body from behind and grope her tits while whisper-grunting in her ear about how good it feels plowing her slutty hole.

Can’t sleep. Need someone to goon to.

Shoving your head on my cock while I call you a good kitty would be great, thanks.

I think my moots aren’t getting enough dick in their diet and I’m here to fix that.

I think I’d make a good free use top, tbh. I got limited dating prospects and plenty of time on my hands. Just text me when you’re feeling lonely and need dick and I’m there.

Hey if there’s, like, a puppygirl friend group who needs a free use top they can share when they haven’t gotten any in a while, let me know where to submit my application.

A partner who stops me from masturbating because it’s their job to make me cum might be too much to ask for but I’ll hope against hope nonetheless.

Turning some puppygirl into a brainless fucktoy and rutting them like I own them would really hit the spot tonight.