I just want a pretty girl I can do a bunch of mean, gross, degrading things to then clean her up and spend the rest of the night cuddling her and telling her how much she means to me.

I could go for a needy little sub to bullyfuck right about now.

Seems like a good night to tie her up and fill her with cum while showering her with praise and compliments.

Any girlfailures I can keep as a pet? I’ll do all your thinking for you and take care of all your adult responsibilities. All you’d have to do is let me use you for whatever gross sex stuff I feel like doing to you whenever I want. Plenty of affection and cuddling in it for you, too. Sound good?

Call her a jujutsu sorcerer the way she got my domain expanded.

Imagine me taking you out for ice cream. I order two cones. One’s for you, but I save the other until we get home. Then, I tell you you can have the second one, but you have to lick it off my cock as I drip it little by little. Call it an extra little treat for being a good girl.

Today’s weird sex thing I wanna try: making someone eat ice cream off my dick.

Three women in collars and dog ears sucking my cock and balls at the same time until my legs are shaking would do wonders for my mental health.

I don’t need a ton of money to be happy. Just enough to afford my own place and to take care of a couple girlfailures I keep around to sate my gross sexual urges.

Moots may bounce on it, if they feel so inclined.

A soapy titfuck might help me work through some things.

Friendly reminder for my sweat and musk girlies that I work in a warehouse and wear jeans in the summer.

I can’t remember the last time a woman even said my name you think I give a FUCK about a hip dip?

Need a puppygirl to breed. Bend it over, hold it down, and rut its stupid puppy hole and not care if it can take it. Listening to its pathetic barks and whines while I pound it relentlessly and fill it with cum until I feel normal again.

Manifesting a pair of horny besties looking to get slutted out together in my DMs.

Fiending for some gross girlfailure sex tonight.

I can be trusted around needy girlfailures willing to surrender mind and body to whoever will make them feel less lonely.

God, I need something cute and impressionable to fuck. Really just need to toss them around and dump a few loads in them like it’s all they’re good for. Use them like an object for my pleasure to get all the icky feelings out.

Want me to come over and spend the night? You’ll need to give me free access to your body for whatever gross things I can imagine, but at least you won’t have to be alone tonight.

A pair of perverted gooner gfs I can have sloppy threesomes with every night would do wonders for my mental health.

The three of you have been friends forever, and you’re no stranger to nights of drinking and bitching about being single. One night, you joke that the three of you should just fuck each other since no one else will. Turns out they’ve been thinking the same thing. They were just waiting for you.

Craving two needy femcel goonettes and a night of wild experimental passion.

I need a friend who’s also a fucktoy. Someone I can chill and hang out with who’s also cool with me using them to cum in whatever way I’m in the mood for whenever I feel like. I believe it’d fix some things that’re wrong with me.

Trade Offer I receive: A cute, nerdy girlfailure I can cum in whenever I ask You receive: A friend for life

Having free use fuck buddy thoughts again. There’s just something so indescribably hot about being able to casually stick my dick in someone whenever I feel like.

I don’t wanna go back to work tomorrow unless I have a cute assistant bent over my desk waiting for me when I clock in.

Her tummy hurts :(

The day I get my own puppygirl is the day I stop masturbating. That’s her job now.

Shame there aren’t any puppygirls I can rut like a mindless object and stuff with all the cum I can muster nearby.

Think you could do me a solid and sit on your knees in front of me with your mouth open and tongue out while I jerk off and tell you how pretty you look?

Oh, you’re lonely and wanna make some new friends? Well, I’ve been talking to this girl on Tinder and she’s very excited to meet you. She says she can’t wait to feel your tongue on her while I fuck you both. Should I invite her over?

Good End: After putting in so much time and effort into training her to be a good girl, neither of you wants to give her up so you both date her and keep her forever.

Gf whose bestie is too shy to date and worried about her lack of sexual experience so it’s up to the two of you to teach her everything she needs to know to please her future partner.

Lowkey need a woman to let me hit just because she needs dick that badly and I’m the only one around. Bonus points if she tells me to shut up and keep fucking her if I try to talk.

Barking while I fuck you is a surefire way to get me to stay the night, just FYI.

Think you could lick my balls while I jerk off as a friend?

Thinking about a lonely loser girlfailure who keeps inviting me over knowing I’m gonna use her for gross sex but it’s better than having to sleep alone.

Friends who let me hit never have to wonder if I’m free. I’ll always make time to bust a nut in you.

Cumming until you’re too exhausted to move call that all fuckered out.

After much soul-searching and a couple dry heaves, I’ve come to a conclusion: Would.

That chain smoking catgirl anime got me feeling things…

A girlfailure gf who lives with me and does nothing but drink and smoke all day but lets me fuck her in disgusting ways if I buy her more cigarettes and beer sounds better every day.

Night, moots. It’s not a “good” night unless I’m blowing my load in someone soft and pretty then hugging them like a plushy after.

So I’m looking for volunteers…

Breeding a puppygirl while her owner watches but only speaking to the owner. “Damn, your puppy’s hole feels good.” “She takes it so well.” “I can see why you keep her. She’s such a good girl.”

Can I offer you some emotional support dick in these trying times?

I’m just saying, if any sapphic couples in one of those “they were both bottoms” situations felt like getting fucked on top of each other, I can help.

I’m just saying if your girl’s got mommy AND daddy issues, maybe we can work something out.

You know how some women are into men who are good with kids? Could I, hypothetically, apply similar logic to attract a sapphic couple with a wide enough age gap? Asking for my…self.

Put on the bunny ears and bend over. You’re helping me work out some issues tonight.