woke up like

somedays i be looking at a truck in my rearview mirror and wonder what the hell a mar truck is

Huey Snoozeit and you Lose

bark

been getting really into gum the past year

spilled out

you think when Xi Jinping dies they're gonna start using winnie the pooh in china again or is it like cemented

pennsylvania is like if the midwest had DLC

you can't say "how about that weather" anymore it makes people sad

riiiight i'm still only 22 that's nuts i'm a baby we got time i'm chiilin

i am referencing something in every conversation. i am referencing a video from over a decade ago. i am referencing something that only happened to me, it's really funny.

bowling alleys and gacha game pulls swap animations for a day

life gets a lot better if you let a little bit of redditor into your heart

your most casually racist coworker loves watching jacksepticeye for some reason

im kind of like the film nerds that say their favorite movie is the live action speed racer but for music

nothing better in life than people trying to imitate that sound that transformers make when they do the thing they do

growing increasingly annoyed with media that assumes that "stupid" people getting "smarter" is inherently tied with getting more jaded/losing a sense of wonder and that being intelligent is about not caring about small things or having worth in yourself

if nobody got me then that's weird because i know there's definitely always a few close friends and my girlfriend that always got me canigetanamen

its a horsey sitting down

daily jennycat 1 jc mountain #pixelart #jennycat

uhh d-uhh person with burgerself pronouns who likes being called a good burger when they see dan schneider idk go next

music is supposed to be listened to like 500 times

#f #art #ing

i feel attacked

employed transvestigator be like: clockin' out or outly clockin'

what if in boom boom pow by the black eyed peas instead of saying "gotta get that" he said "pet a kitty cat"

hitting the boofenshmirtz off that packinator

kinda crazy that you can be old for most of your life that's nuts

some jennies #pixelart #beenlisteningtoslurmcorerecently

Vince McMahon, JAY-Z, and Andrew Hussie in a white walled room, each in a glass box with a 20 second timer, each one opening when the timer counts down. there is a table in the middle of the room with two guns on it, one is empty, one has one bullet.

kanye in the modern day with more of that bullshit ICE rap

WHY ARE YOU GREEN

high definition obliteration ray step up

they're gonna make a slot machine with rougelike elements and bankrupt all of you

#pixelart #comic #pickupthephonebaby #iknowyourehomebaby

we never call it a frag or a gamertag anymore, respect your elders

*walter white voice* I am the narwhal who bacons.

no one knows what it's like to be the ray man

always wanted to make one of these (note, it's not a cat, i think.) #art #lickycat

Mad about politics again #politicscw #transrights #antismad <block this last tag if you don’t wanna see my political shit lol

we need more structures named shit like ziggurats and gazebos

evil and intimidating lesbian couple

what's the least pretentious music rating website i wanna compile my thoughts but like chill about it yknow

glub glub #plantsvszombies #plantsvszombiesfanart #pvz

do i make sense when i say that if deadpool was written well he'd hate how he's portrayed in the modern day?