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You last had sex this week. I last had sex in 2005. We are not the same. I am drowning.

Remember that hot dude in a jock that plays video games? The one I want leaking my load? Yesterday in a video, he said that he probably smells like a testosterone-filled jock boy burrito, and I nearly came from it. Holy fucking god. Someone tell this kid I need to put a load in him.

I need to get laid so badly that it’s starting to affect my mental health. Intimacy is a requirement for all humans.

Thirst tripping in Baldur’s Gate 3. #gaymer #dnd #baldursgate #hotdrowhalfelf

Not me liking every picture and post that turns me on in the hopes of finding a slut who will break a very old dry spell and ride my dick.

Show me those holes.

I am so tired of being horny all the time with no outlet other than my hand.

There’s a gaming YT channel called Flexing Thumbs which is just this cute musclebro who games in nothing but a jock and every time I watch all I can think about it how hot it would be for him to be doing it with my load leaking out of him where no one could see.

There was the hottest dude in Whataburger yesterday. He was a pocket guy with a tight little frame and a silver beard that was super complementary. The story is too long to tell, but as out of practice as I am, I think there was cruising going on. Had I been alone, I might have found out.

I should stay away from this app. A man who’s starving shouldn’t read menus or watch others eat.

Never forget the time that Mark Harmon had a huge boner on SNL.

Hear me out: FTM porn from @transcestxxx.bsky.social , but the trans kid isn’t a waify twink, but rather the beefy jock stepbro who knows what he wants without being seduced.

I absolutely have ideas for it.

Honestly, I’m not turned on by OF people who collab with porn stars or other OF creators. It’s easy to be sexy when everyone is good-looking and manicured. Show me a video of that guy you picked up at the grocery store or the Uber driver who got bricked by your fat ass. Reality is 💯 better.

Does anybody know if Esteban Coach actually takes it in the ass, or is that magnificent dumper being wasted on hole tease pics?

This guy is a new follower and while I’m pretty sure he’s a top, I had to follow him back because of how hard my dick gets thinking about what those lips could do to it while he looks at me with those pretty eyes. I really wish I could see his hole. I bet it’s fuzzy and tight and waiting.

Rp if you like eating a musky hole

I wish my Valentine’s gift this year was getting laid. That would be awesome. It’s not gonna happen, but it would be nice. If you’ve got someone to scratch your itch this year, don’t take it for granted. Some of us are fucking starving while standing in a kitchen.

Honestly, this is not a surprise.

If you are pocket-sized, furry, and show off your naked body and hole, that’s an instant follow from me, a giant man. Please recommend accounts.

One day, I’m gonna go there.

This is one of my favorite types of guys. Small, fuzzy stoner with a nice tight butt, and a winking hole I’d love to bury myself in.

Let me at it.

This guy is 100% at the top of the list of guys I want to fuck who will never fuck me. But I love watching him take dick.

Does Dante Colle still do gay porn?

Name a porno that lives rent-free in your head. This was the first gay porn I ever saw, and I am still obsessed with the scene involving Bill Henson’s hunky park ranger giving up his cherry on the hot rocks.

If your profile is mostly pics of your hairy butt and hole, let’s be friends.

Is Elliott Finn still in the business, or did he decide to be straight full-time?

I will never get rid of these pictures.

I'm definitely a carnivore.

I need a hole to unload in.

One day, I’ll hopefully have sex again.

Lots of confused female porn bots following me. Sorry, ladies. I only follow male porn bots. 😜

Merry Christmas! Here’s hoping I get to stick my dick in someone in the new year.

Anybody know where a fella can get laid?

I sometimes lament that @stephensadowski.bsky.social doesn’t have an OF, because I would like to see that fuzzy ass in action. This is a compliment and a desire put into the universe.

I can honestly say that I do.

Sometimes I forget how much I like to watch Dante Colle take dick. He’s so fucking cute.

I get followed by a lot of big-dicked tops. Guys. Imma hold your hand when I tell you that I, too, am a top and have no enthusiastic interest in your big old’ cock. Now, that tight hole is another story.

Not one single nude or hole pic has found its way into my DMs on this, my birthday. Alas.

I’m disappointed that I didn’t wake up to a bunch of hairy holes for my birthday. Come on, you slutty pups. Give me something to celebrate.

It’s my birthday today. Fill my gift table with all the fuzzy hole you’ve got.

Damn. Now I’m all hungry.

My whole face.

If I’d made a child the last time I had sex with another human being, that child would be in college now. I really could use a slut.

Holy fuck. Yes.