I am on a train.

I am getting on a tube.

Here is a short story about Superman. It may or may not have subtext.

I am on a bus.

I am waiting for an appointment

I am waiting for a tube.

I am waiting for a train.

I am looking at some pickled onions.

I am waiting for a train.

I am waiting for a tube.

I am on a bridge.

I am on an escalator.

I am on a tube.

I am waiting for a tube.

I am on a bus. Warm

I am on a tube.

I am on an escalator.

I am waiting for a train.

I am on an Overground train.

I am on a tube.

I am waiting for a bus.

I am waiting for a train.

I am on a train.

I am on a bus.

I wake up everyday to an AI summary of my dreams. A lot of subtext in last night's effort!

I am in a room.

I am on an escalator.

I am on a train.

I am on a tube.

Well, here I am.

I am on a bus.

Oh no! They replaced World Book Day with Sponsored Content Day.

I am on a bus.

I am on a bus.

I am in a bed.

I love getting lost in a book. Unless it's an A-Z! (This joke only works if you still use an A-Z to navigate, so feel free to tell it to people over the age of 75.)

An old story.

I am on a train.

An old story.

I'm watching The Godfather for the first time. The actors are all very young and the fact that the guns only shoot custard pies feels very implausible.

As a Spurs fan, I admire Archie Gray, but I also like that he looks like a shy, precocious teenager in an interwar Terrence Rattigan film about a doomed relationship between him and an older woman.

I'm watching The Godfather for the first time. The actors are all very young and the fact that the guns only shoot custard pies feels very implausible.

Oligarch? More like wally-garch! (That was my political satire for the year.)

Here are today'S 5 Noodles. Remember that a Noodle is formed by combining a celebrity, an Overground line, a condiment and a feeling. Deviating from this formula can make a Noodle potentially EXPLOSIVE and dangerous.

Everyone on my street put their Christmas trees out two weeks ago to be collected, and they just sat there, ignored by Waltham Forest council. Yesterday Donald Trump came to power in America and a council truck came and collected all the trees. Say what you will about Trump, but that is efficient.

Political satire.

I have reached my destination. For now. There is always another destination.

Alpippo Palpippo rises on the horizon, a dream of darts and nostalgia. The train is crawling along. I regret many things.

You'll never guess which station I'm at.

This train isn't moving. I should have taken the train on the opposite platform. This is the dilemma faced by all modern humans.