If the Motherfucker isn't playing golf, he's sleeping on the job. Useless Twat!

Friday: Release Epstein files Repost if you wants

The EPSTEIN class, elected by the MORON class, are now the RULING class, who HAVE NO class.

Yes, Trump puts his pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us, but when we do it...the zipper is in the front.

SAVE our country and our planet. VOTE the Republicans OUT!

I see a lot of posts DEMANDING Democrats do this or that or you won't vote for them. Knock it off. This country DEMANDS that you vote for whoever is running against a Republican.

Definition of a good salesman (from my local Italian restaurant owner): He doesn't use too many words.

The ideal Democrat candidate does not exist. Fascism does. Only the Democratic Party is able to stop it in the USA political system. Vote accordingly.

You can't PROVE a negative...but you can ELECT one.

Not saying Trump is the world's biggest ass but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. ~borrowed (stolen) from Steven Wright #TRUMP #DEMOCRATS

The average IQ of a Trump University graduate is 0. If you add up the IQs of all the Trump University graduates the result is still 0.

Some day in the future, a history professor discussing the Trump Years will ask his/her students: How many dim bulbs does it take to screw up a country?

OVERHEARD AT THE WHITE HOUSE: Melania reminds Mike Johnson of the girl who took his lunch money every day in 7th grade.

If you talked to anyone in the Trump administration for more than 10 minutes, you would be ready to kill for an intelligent conversation.

I wonder how many Republicans you can fit into an ICE warehouse.

Can't decide which is the worst first lady ever. Melania or Lindsey Graham.

I'd like to see a meme of Epstein (the puppeteer) holding Trump's strings with the heading: GEPPEDO!

PUTIN...EPSTEIN...TRUMP. Can someone please tell me which one is the husband, which one is the pimp, and which one is the cuckold?

OVERHEARD AT THE WHITE HOUSE: That mind reader tried every possible way...still nothing.

THIS JUST IN: The POS Hall of Fame dinner and WHCD had all the same people.

Reading Trump's mind: oops, thought that was gonna be a fart...when's lunch?

I wonder how much of Trump's youth was spent on a chair in the back of the classroom, facing the corner, wearing a pointed hat.

I've seen a lot of references online to a "J. Edgar Boozer" and although I'm not saying anyone in particular deserves that appellation, I do think it would be the perfect name for someone serving as head of the Federal Bureau of Intoxication, if there were such a thing, which I'm not saying there is

MAGA = Morons Adoring Goofy Americans

I wonder how much of Trump's youth was spent on a chair in the back of the classroom, facing the corner, wearing a pointed hat.

The State Dept., the DOJ, the FBI, the Supreme Court, Congress, and the Middle East all have something in common: they are TUBAR (Trumped up beyond all recognition).

OVERHEARD AT THE WHITE HOUSE: I love the poorly educated because I are one.

IN 2024, 73 million people voted for Kamala Harris; 79 million MORONS voted for Trump; and 92 million eligible voters/MORONS didn't bother to vote. I suspect that this is the largest group of MORONS ever assembled anywhere in the universe. That makes me THE-OPPOSITE-OF-PROUD to be an American.

In the US we pardon our terrorists and then use taxpayer money to pay them --to terrorize brown and black communities.

Yes, Iran seems more reasonable than Trump. But don't forget that Iran sponsors terrorists, they are not 'the good guys'.

The POS Hall of Fame is accepting nominations.

We sent Republican morons to negotiate with Islamic nutjobs. What could go wrong?

Catholics have been pedophile protectors a lot longer than Republicans.

STRATEGY FOR DEMOCRATS: Hold a nightly press conference called 'Today's Lies from Trump'. Hold them where mid-term elections are most important. Maybe Pete Buttigieg would do it. #Democrats

@c0mm13ba5tard.bsky.social In my opinion, independents and most Democrats are scared of far left ideas and prefer to vote for centrists. I think that's why Biden defeated Trump.

(MEIDAS) From the NO KINGS RALLY: (Click on image to make it bigger...Mike Johnson would like that.) substackcdn.com/image/fetch/...

Before starting this war with Iran, Trump had a meeting with his top advisors...Moe, Larry, and Curly.

If Pedolph Fiddler had TWO brain cells...he'd be twice as dangerous.

Pedolph Fiddler is the single greatest threat to girls, women, humans, countries, and the planet.

72 million Americans voted for Pedolf Fiddler. For goodness' sake folks, have your Republicans spayed or neutered.

STRATEGY FOR DEMOCRATS: Hold a nightly press conference called 'Today's Lies from Trump'. Hold them where mid-term elections are most important. Maybe Pete Buttigieg would do it. #Democrats

Pedophiles should be castrated, imprisoned for a year with several inmates named Bubba, then executed.

STRATEGY FOR DEMOCRATS: Hold a nightly press conference called 'Today's Lies from Trump'. Hold them where mid-term elections are most important. Maybe Pete Buttigieg would do it. #Democrats