Mrs. Betty gets it.

Not releasing everything is making it worse for Dementia Don. What a trap he set for himself. #releasetheepsteinfiles

If Trump was mentioned as little as he is in the so-far released Epstein files, they would've been released a long time ago. #releasetheepsteinfiles

Such a genius. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Droopy Drump can't toss a coin? Why should that surprise anyone? #DementiaDon

Yawn. What time is it? Time to release the Epstein files! #releasetheepsteinfiles

I wonder...

Old Friends.

"Be Strong" I say to my coffee.

Birthday Boy Ray Davis for the TD on a kickoff return just before the half! #billsmafia

Screw CBS. Screw Paramount. Oh yeah - and release the Epstein files.

Makes me sick.

Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files. #releasetheepsteinfiles

Woke up at 5 AM today. Checking the news to see if the Epstein Files were released. Hmmm. Nope. #releasetheepsteinfiles

Linus speaks: #releasetheepsteinfiles

When God gets a headache...

Wow. Trump wants NATO to stop buying oil from Russia and impose big tariffs on China to stop war in Ukraine. His name must be all over the Epstein files. #releasetheepsteinfiles

OK. Now back to our regularly scheduled program:

Got my Covid vaccine today. You get yours? If you intend to get one, please don't delay. #vaccineswork

Watching Senator Warren hold RFK Jr's feet to the fire is like:

Release the Vaccine Now!!! #firerfkjr

Here we go again: #releasetheepsteinfiles

What time do the Epstein files get released? #releasetheepsteinfiles

I've said it before, I'll say it again. I hate pre-season football. #gobills

Where are they?!

I'm beginning to think Trump is the ONLY name in the Epstein files. #releasetheepsteinfiles

Seems logical.

How many times is Trump mentioned in the Epstein files? Asking for a friend. #epsteinfiles

I love football. I hate preseason games. #billsmafia

Hey! You! Get off of my porch!! Don't come around to my porch - no more! #rollingstonesfan

God knows how God knows this. #releasetheepsteinfiles

No matter how hard he tries, Trump cannot comb over the Epstein files. #releasetheepsteinfiles

Another day, another excellent opportunity to release the Epstein files. #releasetheepsteinfiles

Seems like it could work.

During this time of year, our "Drunken Buddha" tree becomes a magnet for robins, which consume the fermented berries and subsequently become disoriented, falling onto the lawn. Weird as all heck. And yes, I wrote a song about it.

The batshit is getting really batshit. #epsteinfiles

The cover-up takes a vacation so the cover-up can continue. #releasetheepsteinfiles

What is Trump hiding? #releasethefiles

Rinse and repost. #epsteinlist

Keep asking. #epsteinfiles

Just one more...

I’ve been telling Trump supporters that Trump thinks they’re a bunch of idiots for years. I’m glad he’s finally admitting it himself

I’d like an ICE agent to explain how putting monetary value on taking a human being from one place to another by force is not human trafficking.

When CBS claims they pulled the plug on Stephen Colbert's show solely for "financial" reasons, they are lying as the show is successful. Unless, of course, they mean they did it to avoid further financial shakedowns from extortionist Donald Trump.

Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. There, does that work like Beetlejuice? Just sayin'. #epsteintrump

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Rep. Jasmine Crockett is NOT playing games. She wants Pam Bondi UNDER OATH in front of Congress. Because if you lied about Epstein’s files, you’re not just a fraud—you’re an accessory to the cover-up of a global sex trafficking ring.

How long before MAGA covfefe addicts prepare a TACO? #taco #covfefetariff

Today we move my wife's mother from her long-time home to an independent living apartment. Huge change, much of it positive.

So TACO drops the F-bomb after Israel and Iran drop real bombs moments after their "ceasefire"? Sounds like TACO is recognizing the situation is over his head. #taco #clownshow

This. So much this: