casual wave. "Morning, Mel."

Most definitely not my problem.

Why not?

A can of sardines is a perfect solution.

It'll work.

No, wait, let him.

( Chin scratch. ) I'll note that down. Was she mad? Were you mad? What . . happened?

She is. I guess you could call it some sort of destiny ─ after all the pain and suffering we endured.

( An awkward moment in history. ) My man. We love an 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 woman.

I need a timeline where only Mel exists. Thank you very much.

Hello there, lady Leona.

Doomed.

I think we created a chain reaction that might destroy the whole multiverse.

💭 𝑰𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝑽𝒊𝒌𝒕𝒐𝒓 ?

Anyway. Progress, people!

Ugh. ( Sigh. )

How many timelines could theoretically exist?

Yes, a fight. Any version of him.

We could take him.

???? Maybe I don't want that ? I can take care of myself just fine.

There is not even a problem. ( Sigh, massaging his temples. )

Yes, a durable solution by turning me into a greenhouse plant.

I don't know why this has blown up so much, just because I said that I had busy weekend.

I'd rather die.

Well, if you are all so 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 about it. Do it on each other, and leave me out of it.

Does this look dramatic to you? Or to anyone?

Pain. Agony. Hell. A useless treatment.

No, I don't want a lobotomy. I wasn't even complaining in the first place. . . I was just busy ⁉️

What the ─

The defender of tomorrow has been a little preoccupied the last couple of days.

Everyone seems to be in a good mood today !

Is this what the twin cities have turned into ? 𝑺𝒌𝒊𝒃𝒊𝒅𝒊 𝒕𝒐𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒕 ❔❔

It's still destroyed. At least, he didn't fix it.

Just like the other visitors that recently arrived in Piltover. Seems like the city was finally getting the deserved attention, just at the wrong time when things were more or less collapsed. He shouldn't be surprised by the strong grip, considering she was wearing a damn armour, yet he could ⤷

Nudges @hcxtechdream.bsky.social. "You didn't have any crystals, right?"

Well, they do, just not casually. . . and a different style. She jumps out. He does wonder if this is her casual attire. Quick head scratch, before extending his hand. "I'm Jayce. . . Talis. You are not from here, I can tell. Nor from Zaun. On holiday?"

who is the lady in armour ?

OF COURSE SHE IS FROM NOXUS, I’m not that dumb. But why did she show up here?

Where did this Noxian pirate come from, actually?

Ah ⸺ Yes ! ( Thumbs up. )

So, they break? Poor quality.

Noxian ?

Listen ⸺ It could be possible that a man uses a strap. It’s just very unlikely.

Why would other me use a strap ?

A SHIMMER STRAP.

It’s just a strap.