And they'll do that until it goes to the supreme Court and all those horrible mummies say it's legal and great to do that

we are going to have a war on Iran for years and they are just going to say it's a brand new operation every 60 days. A special military operation, if you will.

dropping my subscription to OPEC+, it's getting too expensive. Hate how they have cracked down on password sharing too.

we love a good manifesto, don't we folks?

Iran has announced they have taken control of the Mikuverse.

what even is that thing above Trump in the Jesus ai picture? A demon? Or is it supposed to be some sort of eagle person?

nuh uh I blocked the strait of Hormuz myself, blocking it is my favorite thing, I've always been blocking it

They're calling it "Iran". Nobody had ever heard if it before. A little thing called Kharg Island. People are saying it, more and more.

why don't you go get your own oil, why don't you kiss it, marry it if you love it so much

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

military age lowered to 42 ahead of the great Bluesky 38 year old mandatory conscription 🫡

I have a barrel of Brent Crude in my basement if anybody needs any. A little bit of Urals too. You will need to refine, hmu

Bot-Tan is an enemy of the United States.

does this bot work?

It seems like some people are seriously trying to say that the very notion that AIPAC is a PAC that advocates for policy that largely aligns with the current Israeli government is anti-Semitic. Very confusing.

Going to open a Persian/Colombian fusion restaurant and call it Ayatollah Hominy.

"DLSS 5 on" and it's the zoomed in disgusting Spongebob texture

nobody talks about the gays of Hormuz 🤔

the lion does not concern himself with the time displayed on the microwave

quasimodo predicted all of this

I love the designs for some of the very first tanks ever built. Just total PS1 graphics. Clunky, ridiculous. The worst, just awful.

I would prefer not to be evaporated by a shahed drone so these old fucks in their 70s can play out their weird grievances for their shitty legacy

good thing we spent a billion dollars to kill an old man who would probably have died a natural death in like 2 years anyway, so somebody else on his team who thinks the exact same things could take over and nothing changes. But peace! We are droning our way to peace.

fuck these freaks and their pointless wars

whut da hell this guy even doing in a snowbank at Aldi? We checked, they did not sell lobster

trappistmaxxing and friarpilled

I love the great state of Georgia and all the lovely people there, don't yell at me

he is getting all these profile views on LinkedIn and must be so confused

tried looking up one of the new Epstein files names and all that showed up for one was this one guy from Georgia (names that end in *villi Georgia, not Yeehaw Georgia) who works on an oil rig

I will not be helping the king. He needs to stop getting into these situations. He needs to be held accountable. It would only enable him. Also I do not support monarch as a form of government.

We managed to visit the one operating Pizza Hut location in Iceland, just by chance, and I find that very beautiful.

Evil

Is Twin Peaks a soap opera? Strong argument for that, I feel like.

You hear about tranches of documents. But you don't really hear about other tranches much. Unless you are perhaps French.

Congratulations to Aonishiki on his tournament victory! And you know I still got love for Yokozuna Hoshoryu. I need more stickers of his beaming face.

Difficult to believe, but this is him.

"Treated like a dog" oh you mean dress him in a little sweater and let him sleep in the bed every night?

So the idea is to say some bullshit, which no one really thinks is correct, and buy stock in the manufacturer of Tylenol while it's artificially low, right? And then sell much higher when everyone forgets and moves on.

So we are just firing anybody who says anything that causes any thoughts or feelings now, huh?

I would really like a functioning airsoft replica of the Shinzo Abe doohickey gun. Just for the historical value.

Bested effortlessly by common youths. All claims regarding balls should be dropped immediately.

How big can the balls truly be, when he is beaten so easily by children?

Deploying the national guard because teenagers beat up a guy called "big balls". Dumbest possible world.

Chinese truck names are really dunking on lame Silverado, F350, anything else we can come up with en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_W...

Cannot tell if this is a joke. Other stickers could provide context if this is ironic or not, without any there is simply not enough information to say. A Trump sticker would tell me, oh damn, he really means it.

I bet the regime was telling the army to do more fashy moves like high kicks and chanting in unison, and they were all "oh yeah sure bud, we'll totally think about it"

Need a gritty backstory Disney+ series to that weird little guy Babu Frik. "Frik", about how he grew up as an orphan, and sold spice in the criminal underworld.

Israel is preventing the WHO from sending incubators into Gaza. Think about how savage, how barbaric, how evil, you have to be to defend that and defend the government doing that.

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Afraid to even say it, but you don't hear much about bird flu these days, huh?