"DLSS 5 on" and it's the zoomed in disgusting Spongebob texture

nobody talks about the gays of Hormuz 🤔

the lion does not concern himself with the time displayed on the microwave

quasimodo predicted all of this

I love the designs for some of the very first tanks ever built. Just total PS1 graphics. Clunky, ridiculous. The worst, just awful.

I would prefer not to be evaporated by a shahed drone so these old fucks in their 70s can play out their weird grievances for their shitty legacy

good thing we spent a billion dollars to kill an old man who would probably have died a natural death in like 2 years anyway, so somebody else on his team who thinks the exact same things could take over and nothing changes. But peace! We are droning our way to peace.

fuck these freaks and their pointless wars

whut da hell this guy even doing in a snowbank at Aldi? We checked, they did not sell lobster

trappistmaxxing and friarpilled

I love the great state of Georgia and all the lovely people there, don't yell at me

he is getting all these profile views on LinkedIn and must be so confused

tried looking up one of the new Epstein files names and all that showed up for one was this one guy from Georgia (names that end in *villi Georgia, not Yeehaw Georgia) who works on an oil rig

I will not be helping the king. He needs to stop getting into these situations. He needs to be held accountable. It would only enable him. Also I do not support monarch as a form of government.

We managed to visit the one operating Pizza Hut location in Iceland, just by chance, and I find that very beautiful.

Evil

Is Twin Peaks a soap opera? Strong argument for that, I feel like.

You hear about tranches of documents. But you don't really hear about other tranches much. Unless you are perhaps French.

Congratulations to Aonishiki on his tournament victory! And you know I still got love for Yokozuna Hoshoryu. I need more stickers of his beaming face.

Difficult to believe, but this is him.

"Treated like a dog" oh you mean dress him in a little sweater and let him sleep in the bed every night?

So the idea is to say some bullshit, which no one really thinks is correct, and buy stock in the manufacturer of Tylenol while it's artificially low, right? And then sell much higher when everyone forgets and moves on.

So we are just firing anybody who says anything that causes any thoughts or feelings now, huh?

I would really like a functioning airsoft replica of the Shinzo Abe doohickey gun. Just for the historical value.

Bested effortlessly by common youths. All claims regarding balls should be dropped immediately.

How big can the balls truly be, when he is beaten so easily by children?

Deploying the national guard because teenagers beat up a guy called "big balls". Dumbest possible world.

Chinese truck names are really dunking on lame Silverado, F350, anything else we can come up with en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_W...

Cannot tell if this is a joke. Other stickers could provide context if this is ironic or not, without any there is simply not enough information to say. A Trump sticker would tell me, oh damn, he really means it.

I bet the regime was telling the army to do more fashy moves like high kicks and chanting in unison, and they were all "oh yeah sure bud, we'll totally think about it"

Need a gritty backstory Disney+ series to that weird little guy Babu Frik. "Frik", about how he grew up as an orphan, and sold spice in the criminal underworld.

Israel is preventing the WHO from sending incubators into Gaza. Think about how savage, how barbaric, how evil, you have to be to defend that and defend the government doing that.

Latest: The IDF investigated itself, but questions remain about how Israeli soldiers closed around on and fired for over six minutes at rescue workers who were unarmed, in uniform and praying, killing all of them. Our video investigation reconstructs what happened. www.nytimes.com/video/world/...

Afraid to even say it, but you don't hear much about bird flu these days, huh?

I like how we had air strikes a few weeks ago to protect worldwide trade and now we are ruining it on purpose?

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

They're making the mice transgender folks, they're doing it more and more...(Trails off into senility)

Plague lord nurgle confirmed as HHS secretary

"@DOGE is trying to STOP your tax dollars from being stolen for WASTE and FRAUD" ...trust me

@ all of our leaders

You would think she would try to talk to him and encourage him to ruin the world less.

Where is Grimes in all of this. just dumb and rich and not bothered? Rambling about AI and going to Mars with her weird ass child Xæ123?

I’m not finished but almost!

Trumps whole thing about immigrants being from mental institutions is completely just him reading "seeking asylum" and not knowing what it means, and thinking about Arkham asylum etc

(votes to live in the Hellraiser dimension) oh no things are so bad how could this ever happennnn

Jimmy Pesto is being pardoned for his jan 6 crimes, this is the dumbest reality

Oh no I took wayyy too much Benadyrl

Thank u presinald trunt for defending our tink toks 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇲

The Crawling Chaos Nyarlathotep has gone woke.

New favorite Trumpism is "a worthless fish". Like some fish have no inherent value, might as well go extinct - they disgust me - and others are very premium sophisticated fish, that went to the finest schools.