Better get a fat fucking tax rebate

Guys i forgot white people christmas wasnt just sleeping and eating roast dinner this family is putting me to work

hilan was terrorising sheffield today😔 BRUM AGAIN SOON THO TRUST !!

NVM GOT AN EMAIL IM GONNA COOOOOOOK

I keep saying i wanna move to sheffield but fuck me im always walking uphill

In SHEFFIELD!

I need to sleep for a week

Trying to irish goodbye at work and no ones letting me oh my GOD i really DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU PEOPLE GOOD RIDDANCE

Getting my dad to pick me up bc i am NOT dealing w buses today

Not woke enough for ppl cancelling dan and phil you guys were LITERALLY FREAKS ABOUT THEM FOR 1.5 DECADES and the second theyre now comfortable making content as a couple ‘dan said no to a coffee but phil still made it for him :/‘ LIKE THEY HAVENT BEEN TOGETHER FOR 16 YEARS

NO ONE GIVE ME HEATED RIVALRY SPOILERS IM WAITING UNTIL BOTH EPS ARE OUT BC I HATE CLIFFHANGERS

Do i open this

In a long term situationship with all of my friends

that one friend that thinks theyre annoying but is actually like a ray of sunshine and radiates happiness

SAVED THIS RANDOMLY THE OTHER DAY BC I WANTED TO PAINT SMTH SIMILAR AND IVE JUST REALISED ITS DEADASS ME AND PAIGE WHAG

This is my loser husband and i love him

Will be making a hilans guide to being fresh out of uni and getting a job guide but also it comes at the price of you need to hang out with me

Using my time left at my current job to onboard for my next one LOL

First day at new job is remote but i cooked up such a cute first day outfit :(

Im so excited to have time to do things again. No more commuting.

If nero ever stop doing the pistachio croissant im cooked

Thinking about how i only got respect online bc ppl thought i was a cis man and i kept up that image for YEARS

Set myself up so hard ages 16-18 cuz id just wake up and listen to mitski. Didnt even try having a good day.

Guys im gonna have 16 days of fuck all to do IM GONAN REWATCH IWTV

Was meant to be at work for 7:30 and i woke up at 7:12 oops

Gave ev a kiss on the forehead based on this photo

Shane hollander you will pay for your crimes

I need a friendgroup of woke brown people i currently have sami and mariam and they dont know eachother

Mariam at my house today hashtag excited

I love my housemates and i want to kill them all

Seeing my fave coworker in the history of ever

White ppl that go to south asia to make fun of the locals and the street food have a special place in hell

Happy wife happy life

Me and paige locked in on scheming and investigating and also debriefing and consuming

Felt really maternal over rianna today when she emerged from her room

Im gonna let myself rest and then try and tackle driving again but rn im so burnt out im so tored of everything

me when my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow . (Welsh accent) When he wouldnt look at me kindly

Who up feeling alienated

Big fan of it being so over meaning its gonna be so back. Its kinda so over rn. But i will come back better than ever before.

Cba getting an uber and cba walking to the bus stop so im gonna sit for 2 hours until company transport is here

This might kill me today I think LOL

everyone get more transgender NOW

Im going to go home and dissociate and i am already dissociating on the bus and ohhhhhhhHHHHH

Sometimes i forget i was a man for 5 years and that it wasnt a fever dream

I have to dress up and give people christmas dinners ohhhhhh k*ll me

Rejection sensitive dysphoria will make u jump to conclusions that youve never even considered jumping to

Only beautiful and funny girls have bald spots and receeding hairlines

Softlaunching my birthday plans being Mala bc they have big tables also im inviting like 10 ppl this year bc last year was TOO MANY PEOPLE

Who did that repeat the name? That would arma- ARMANDDDDHAHÄAHÅĄ