I was washing a paralysed patient's privates yesterday. He got a big erection, so not totally paralysed. I so wanted to tell him he had a great cock but I had to remain professional.

My favourite toy...

Stuffing my hairy bubble butt. Can I drain your cock at the same time?

Well lubed

Taking it raw

My dream is to 69, both drinking each other's piss.

Have some piss, free on the NHS.

Open up! #gaypiss

My #foreskin gives me endless pleasure

Skanky first #gaypiss of the day.

Who is up for some piss play? #gaypiss #foreskin

I begged him to empty his bladder again before he left and he didn't disappoint me. Now I think about it all the time. #gaypiss

Watch daddys cock son, open your mouth and keep your tongue out