are you a musical theater gay or a professional wrestling gay

games gotta start putting as many cosmetics as possible in early game cause i get locked into a look a few hours in and my ass does not switch

oh to ever have the simple joy that a dog gets sticking their head out a moving car's window

guy who has calvin harris and kamala harris mixed up

having a padded cell room in your house would kinda be comfy as fuck

I would just love it if there was a vending machine around here.

picasso would've loved deviantart

shirt design that looks like the ps vita home screen

all the time i become more and more convinced that most UI designers have no functional brain cells

pokemon champions has like 2 actually good items and then two dozen that you have to just go "yeah, ok, good enough"

wanted to make a throwaway post about putting something fucked up around the rim of a cocktail glass but my brain just spat out the start as "rimming a cocktail"

the usb-c thing is great and all but can the EU bully smartphone manufacturers to re-add easily replaceable batteries next

playing vyper deadlock is like a sewer rat simulator big fan

continually bringing up and talking about people who suck long after we know they suck and they're mostly irrelevant is so weird bro especially some people who only have any shred of relevance BECAUSE they keep being pointed at and talked about

saving the rocks that get stuck under your shoes in a little jar and then releasing them back outside once you get enough

high level dodgeball where it's two teams of mlb pitchers

is a music being boring more of a crime than music that's explicitly bad but in an interesting way

I'm gonna say something controversial leon kennedy is kinda overrated in the hotness department

thjinkinbg about toad saying "Yeah!" in mario party 2

if we were created by a higher power why wouldn't testicles be triangle (the perfect shape)

remember everyone fuck Adobe

challenge: 🧤

poundland but everything weighs a pound instead

they made the adobo woke

my take on those strange new creatures! [ #pokemonwindswaves #pokemon #pokemonspoilers #browt #pombon #gecqua #art #redesign #pokemon30]

in which pokemon goes 0/2 on trying to make cute water type lizard starters

fish going down the air slide at the swimming nothing

unhealthy coping mechanism: starting a podcast healthy coping mechanism: starting a board game channel

any artists want to draw rosalina mario getting crucified

I'm like the opposite of a social chameleon, I fit in poorly in every situation

are mushy peas actually that popular. i feel like i'm being pranked every time i play scrandle

i would rather an ad have a noisy crusty $2 gas station mic voiceover than use an AI generated voice

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time capsule containing $2 in pennies

convinced anyone who calls bluesky "buggy" but still posts on twitter is just stupid tbh

writing contest where everyone has to write shitty early 2010s style creepypasta

i could never be a front end web developer cause the higher ups would want to change everything like 6 months later and I'd fail to resist telling them to fuck off

if I'm not the worst account you follow you've done something wrong

ive stolen 31 bibles from hotel rooms and they ahvent stopped me yet .

humans kinda popped off when they discovered stick

McDonald's always talking about the quarter pounder but quarters aren't even really that sexy i don't get it

if you're making a mod for a game and it's not open source fuck you

guy who gives every transaction at Walmart 1 star cause they're "too woke"

guy that spells it "oopsey"

not giving your dog a name but instead referring to them and calling them with a set of esoteric squawks and squeals

speed dating but for finding a therapist

drug dealer who only kinda wants to get new customers: "first hit is 30 cents"

tattoo "trespassers will be excommunicated"

what if we were both fast food grill cooks and we touched spatulas 😳

new from game freak: pokemon yaoi and pokemon yuri