JadestarXL
@jadestarxl.bsky.social
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guh | 🏳️🌈 | protect trans folk always
if I'm not the worst account you follow you've done something wrong
about 18 hours ago
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ive stolen 31 bibles from hotel rooms and they ahvent stopped me yet .
3 days ago
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humans kinda popped off when they discovered stick
3 days ago
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McDonald's always talking about the quarter pounder but quarters aren't even really that sexy i don't get it
19 days ago
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if you're making a mod for a game and it's not open source fuck you
about 1 year ago
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guy who gives every transaction at Walmart 1 star cause they're "too woke"
about 1 month ago
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guy that spells it "oopsey"
2 months ago
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not giving your dog a name but instead referring to them and calling them with a set of esoteric squawks and squeals
2 months ago
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speed dating but for finding a therapist
2 months ago
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drug dealer who only kinda wants to get new customers: "first hit is 30 cents"
3 months ago
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tattoo "trespassers will be excommunicated"
3 months ago
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what if we were both fast food grill cooks and we touched spatulas 😳
3 months ago
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new from game freak: pokemon yaoi and pokemon yuri
4 months ago
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what goes through some of y'alls heads when you meet people
4 months ago
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romantic candle lit dinner date at denny's at 3 am
5 months ago
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accessory for the 3DS that lets you streetpass using a really tiny device like a pokewalker
5 months ago
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they've messed around too long, the PlayStation 6 should use laserdisc
5 months ago
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curiosity killed the cat? there was only one cat on mars?
6 months ago
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balls for the nnintendo wii
6 months ago
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calling it "daddy day" and immediately getting thrown into a wood chipper
6 months ago
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what if i were 157 pigeons in a trenchcoat instead
6 months ago
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i hope strongly for the whole vtuber thing to die out
7 months ago
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happy pride
7 months ago
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blocks on this website being public is stupid as hell
7 months ago
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two types of cat exist: cat creature of unknown origin
7 months ago
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wet snorlax
9 months ago
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I'm very curious what kinds of text to speech voices people use for their screen readers
10 months ago
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bluesky is great but it unfortunately inherited that twitter thing where people insist on trying to give solutions to things that aren't problems
10 months ago
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Jason K Pargin, author
10 months ago
If you discover something new and cool one of the worst things you can do is go interact with its fandom
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yea yea man your survival game sounds really cool and all but is the inventory weight based or slot based
11 months ago
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switch 2 has magnent controllers : according tto new report
11 months ago
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i think Joe Biden should step down in this final week just cause it'd be funny for the weirdos who bought "47" merch to have wasted their money
11 months ago
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juggling caltrops and getting horribly injured in the process (cool)
12 months ago
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is garfield gay culture
about 1 year ago
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speedrunners siding with joja in stardew speedruns is a very clever reference to how speedrunning is inherently evil
about 1 year ago
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gucci propeller hat
about 1 year ago
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birth
about 1 year ago
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need every cat account i follow on twit to come over here asap im going to ffucking epxlode
about 1 year ago
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no and I don't want you to ask again, let me post my in peace
about 1 year ago
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someone hire me to be your court jester i can do fun tricks I can amuse you will feel royal
about 1 year ago
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Muse
about 1 year ago
look at my little critter? my little dnd guy? my wild magic barbarian kobold who has one (1) singular brain cell? for me? 🥺
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i want to uh, explode
about 1 year ago
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applying to berklee as oregon's #1 triangle player
about 1 year ago
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a mouse trap but it's a scorpion trap what do you bait it with what do scorpions like
about 1 year ago
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bluesky is cool and all but there's no essay bots so why bother
about 1 year ago
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if you're making a mod for a game and it's not open source fuck you
about 1 year ago
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yes I'm starting my bluesky career by human emotion
about 1 year ago
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i could be a claw machine i can change how strong my grip is
about 1 year ago
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do you think if you salted your brain it would shrivel up like a slug
about 1 year ago
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