if I'm not the worst account you follow you've done something wrong

ive stolen 31 bibles from hotel rooms and they ahvent stopped me yet .

humans kinda popped off when they discovered stick

McDonald's always talking about the quarter pounder but quarters aren't even really that sexy i don't get it

if you're making a mod for a game and it's not open source fuck you

guy who gives every transaction at Walmart 1 star cause they're "too woke"

guy that spells it "oopsey"

not giving your dog a name but instead referring to them and calling them with a set of esoteric squawks and squeals

speed dating but for finding a therapist

drug dealer who only kinda wants to get new customers: "first hit is 30 cents"

tattoo "trespassers will be excommunicated"

what if we were both fast food grill cooks and we touched spatulas 😳

new from game freak: pokemon yaoi and pokemon yuri

what goes through some of y'alls heads when you meet people

romantic candle lit dinner date at denny's at 3 am

accessory for the 3DS that lets you streetpass using a really tiny device like a pokewalker

they've messed around too long, the PlayStation 6 should use laserdisc

curiosity killed the cat? there was only one cat on mars?

balls for the nnintendo wii

calling it "daddy day" and immediately getting thrown into a wood chipper

what if i were 157 pigeons in a trenchcoat instead

i hope strongly for the whole vtuber thing to die out

happy pride

blocks on this website being public is stupid as hell

two types of cat exist: cat creature of unknown origin

wet snorlax

I'm very curious what kinds of text to speech voices people use for their screen readers

bluesky is great but it unfortunately inherited that twitter thing where people insist on trying to give solutions to things that aren't problems

If you discover something new and cool one of the worst things you can do is go interact with its fandom

yea yea man your survival game sounds really cool and all but is the inventory weight based or slot based

switch 2 has magnent controllers : according tto new report

i think Joe Biden should step down in this final week just cause it'd be funny for the weirdos who bought "47" merch to have wasted their money

juggling caltrops and getting horribly injured in the process (cool)

is garfield gay culture

speedrunners siding with joja in stardew speedruns is a very clever reference to how speedrunning is inherently evil

gucci propeller hat

birth

need every cat account i follow on twit to come over here asap im going to ffucking epxlode

no and I don't want you to ask again, let me post my in peace

someone hire me to be your court jester i can do fun tricks I can amuse you will feel royal

look at my little critter? my little dnd guy? my wild magic barbarian kobold who has one (1) singular brain cell? for me? 🥺

i want to uh, explode

applying to berklee as oregon's #1 triangle player

a mouse trap but it's a scorpion trap what do you bait it with what do scorpions like

bluesky is cool and all but there's no essay bots so why bother

if you're making a mod for a game and it's not open source fuck you

yes I'm starting my bluesky career by human emotion

i could be a claw machine i can change how strong my grip is

do you think if you salted your brain it would shrivel up like a slug