Quick lil self portrait

Jfc every time I dip my toe back into Twitter it’s just bickering and arguing and disappointment. Step outside and take a look at the fucking moon. Breathe in the cold air. Get some fucking clarity. Christ on a stainless steel platter

I hate going to bars and discovering what types of men think they have a chance with me

I’m going to need people to stop commenting on my QotD video that the movie was rushed & Aaliyah’s part was downsized because she died during filming. The movie is rushed & Akasha’s role was downsized because the movie is bad. She died 5 months after shooting ended with no reshoots scheduled.

Sometimes people leave me comments on my YouTube or Twitter and I just… genuinely have no idea what they mean. Asking for clarification is not enough; I need to fly to their house, knock on their door and demand them to tell me the answer to their riddles.

The sudden and overwhelming urge to chop off all my hair and be cool again

The duality of man

Nothing like legally sanctioned drunkenness (end of shift free glass of wine)

Just saw a wild fox for the first time in my life so naturally I’m waiting for a hot priest to make an appearance soon, will keep you updated

Well that was a a nice nap. Guess it’s time to try this ole thang out again

Sometimes my dad will text me about a girl in an ad or something who he says looks “EXACTLY like” me and never once has it been a woman who looks like me, like… does my dad know what I look like?

Decided that I have to go out and hang out somewhere at least once a week so I’ve become that annoying girl who goes to a bar and reads but honestly it’s been soooo nice

When is science going to allow us to get that raspy sexy voice one can only achieve by getting strep throat or just a step below it without actually getting sick

Finally met my downstairs neighbor for the first time after like three months & she first apologized for the loudness of her kids (they are totally fine) & her new puppy. Knowing she had a newborn I said “ooh a puppy! I’m sure you’re loving that…” & the need to scream in her eyes was almost too much

My coworker went to the Costco an hour away today and got me the $15 3 liter box of Kirkland cab sauv, I feel god in this Chili’s tonight

I love when my little sister sends me venting videos because it’s all about mechanical engineering and physics shit bc I just nod along, no thoughts head empty, I have no fucking clue what she’s talking about & it’s so special to me, I never knew feeling so stupid could make me feel so proud