I really hate having morals sometimes because grifting to the right would be ridiculously easy… All you have to do is write a failing essay in college or score fifth in a swim competition and you’re set for life making commission off affiliate links for horse dewormer.

Liberals won’t like to see this, but gas is now only $1.95 after a rebate, which I’m sure will be simple to get. We can’t stop winning! 🦅🇱🇷

The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.

Delete all dating apps. Bring your Nintendo 3DS everywhere with you. Turn StreetPass on. Go to crowded places. Anxiously wait until you see the green light like a modern day Gatsby. When you finally see it, you’ve found your soulmate. Track them down and prepare to fall in love again and again.

Amateur gold diggers go for the man with the Rolex and the new BMW. Professional gold diggers chase the men with binders of Pokemon and Magic the Gathering cards and a 2004 Toyota Camry.

Running social experiments in my Republican suburban neighborhood right now. Stay tuned for results.

The mainstream media won’t report this, but I finally got my No Kings check from George Soros. 🦅

I miss the Hatch Act. (Yes, this is unfortunately the real White House website right now: www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...)

James Talarico: We have politicians who have ‘Christ follower’ in their Twitter bios, but they are kicking the sick off health care. It's estimated 51,000 Americans will die needlessly if these GOP cuts go through. That's 51,000 flesh and blood human beings. That’s a moral crime

Leaked clip of House Republicans.

Whether it’s Barack Obama wearing a tan suit in front of reporters or an ICE agent brutally attacking a mother in front of her children, both sides have subjected our most vulnerable citizens to disturbing images.

Nexstar, the largest TV broadcaster, needs Donald Trump's approval for a $6 billion deal. If approved, Nexstar would control TV stations reaching 80% of households — violating the cap set by Congress to protect against monopolies. This censorship of Kimmel reeks of corruption.

November 13th is Jimmy Kimmel’s birthday. Let’s go to Starbucks and order his favorite drink. When they ask your name, say “I am Jimmy Kimmel.” 🇱🇷 #WeAreJimmyKimmel #satire

If your church didn't address the firing of Jimmy Kimmel today, find a new church.

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If Bluey is really all that’s stopping you from cancelling Disney+, I will personally pirate every season of Bluey, burn it on DVDs, and ship it to your house.

Congrats to the happy couple!!! 🎉

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It's important to realize what precipitated this was Nexstar announcing they pulled showing Kimmel on their affiliates. They're currently waiting for the FCC to loosen restrictions to enable their massive merger. This was as much pay to play by a corporation as it was censorship.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Interesting that the hearing on “radicalization of online forum users” doesn’t want to hear testimony from the CEOs of Twitter, Meta, or Rumble, but wants to hear from Steam (a game platform!!) and Twitch. oversight.house.gov/release/chai...

If having a trans partner is supposedly radicalizing people into leftists, why are a huge portion of DC Republicans having sex with trans women? They demonize trans people on socials, podcasts, and the floor of the House by day then proceed to solicit sex with them at night.

Left cancel culture: Target ended their DEI program, so I personally stopped shopping at Target. Right cancel culture: A professor taught that transgender people exist, so we fired the professor, the head of the department, dean of the school, and we still want the university president removed.

Trump and Dr. Oz want AI to decide which Medicare patients get care—and they're giving AI companies a profit-incentive to deny coverage. Everything about this is sick and wrong. Tell Congress to intervene NOW:

A sitting US congressmen is openly saying this about trans people.

I demand proof of life from Donald Trump today by 5:00pm. He needs to get in front of some camera and discuss if he's aware that Peter Thiel is now president. Hiding is completely unacceptable.

Liberals will hate to see this, but Donald Trump is alive and well (as we all knew). He was seen partying today with his best friend, Jeffrey Epstein, looking healthier than ever. Doctors say he appears to be aging backwards. Incredible. 🇺🇸🦅🔥

The Democrats are losing because they’re only giving influencers $8,000 a month instead of $400,000 a month like Russia and the Republicans. $8,000 wouldn’t even cover the rent of someone like Andrew Cuomo, a working class New Yorker whose rent is over $8,200.

I think I know who Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce got inspiration from for their engagement photoshoot…

I don’t think enough people talk about the insane ads on Truth social including *literal artwork from Nazis* for sale.

Astronomer CEO Andy Byron may have been cheating, but you know what he wasn’t doing? Stopping the grind. Even at a Coldplay concert, he was meeting with employees, making deals, and generating hard earned revenue for the shareholders. Here’s what Andy’s affair can teach you about B2B Sales….🧵⬇️

Personally, I prefer for my pilots and air traffic controllers to be woke because I feel like it’s unsafe for them to perform their jobs while asleep. I don’t understand why conservatives disagree.

If Leo DiCaprio would still consider dating you, then you’re not old.

Signs of a good restaurant from a full-time food critic: - Neon sign with relatable quote against wall of faux greenery when you walk in - QR code menus - Owned by a private equity firm - “Elevated” or “deconstructed” anything on the menu - Food served on anything but a plate - Caviar bumps

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you dream of marrying a rich man. I dream of being independently wealthy just so I can date a man in a soul sucking office job and hire him as my full time live in boyfriend, consequently saving him from a life of misery. he will now owe me a soul debt. we are not the same.

The only checks on a reckless president are the human beings in the #nuclear chain of command, who would have to choose to abdicate their duties in order to stall or thwart an order they found reprehensible or insane. Mutiny, however, is not a fail safe device. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

Raw dogging the IKEA furniture assembly tonight. No instructions. No pictures. No help. Just me, raw instinct, thirty pieces of particle board, bolts, and an Allen wrench against the world.

This month, I had to make the difficult decision to only tip my landlord 10% (instead of the usual, expected 20-30%) because George Soros still has not paid me for attending several protests. Has anyone else received their protest checks yet?

“Boyfriend air” isn’t real, your boyfriend is just unhygienic and stressing you out everyday and your skin is slowly breaking out to tell you to leave him in Morse code.

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

I’m live now on Twitch! Been a bit and I miss streaming so come say hi 💖 Twitch.tv/boopcreate

The $5,000 check from George Soros made it completely worth standing for hours in the Texas summer heat! 🇺🇸 #NoKings

The White Lotus season 4 should be set at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Forever thinking about how Texas had the opportunity for @betoorourke.bsky.social to be our Senator, but instead we have someone who’s okay with leaving 30+ million Texans (and his dog) to freeze while he escapes to Cancun. Thank you to Beto for helping Texans when our elected officials won’t. ❤️

My protest paycheck from George Soros just came in the mail! Excited to spend it in the best economy the world has ever seen! 🇺🇸👊🔥 How much did everyone else get paid to protest from George?

are people really mad that David Hogg wants to primary the senile, useless democrats in office currently doing nothing to help anyone? is that what i'm reading rn?

Very informative chart from Washington Post