What’s a meal you cook that never misses? I’m making stuffed zucchini and I’m excited for dinner and lunch leftovers.

My boss and I were talking about the hiring process for my current vacancies and I mentioned they should have an opportunity to talk to HR about benefits. And he was like “I think insurance is a conversation for after they accept.” And I was like “as much as I wanted to come work with you again

Pete Souza posted a “remembering when” post about Obama checking in on a woman who fainted during a speech, so it seems the orange shitgibbon did something awful shitty to someone who fainted or was woozy maybe?

Nothing like scrolling TikTok and realizing I have unaddressed trauma from my husbands 2022 hospitalization. Love this for me.

I didn’t read carefully so my papel picado no está papel, but we’re getting ready for the girls to visit home Monday #DiaDeLosMuertos

I need to vent a sec. The course where we play Sundays is closed for overseeding this week and next week. Last week, some of us made “plans” to play another course (Stonecreek) tomorrow. We also agreed to play in a tournament. So Tuesday, I texted the guy who told us about the tournament and asked

Pets come home on the 27th and I am feeling bittersweet about setting up my ofrenda for my girls. Last year, I was in such a fog from losing them and the new job and fucking everything that I didn’t do one. I have a plan for it and I hope Monday will be a time of peace #diadelosmuertos

Morning news: “the East wing of the White House is now a pile of rubble.” AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 😱

He called me by my government name like 3 times today and while I get it, I also hate it. My name is Tits, sir.

Proof I know @garykolache.bsky.social - we went to see Pete Buttigieg at the Arizona Speaker series last night and finally remembered to take a selfie.

Some B can’t find invoices and that’s somehow a training opportunity for MY team?! I think the fuck not.

Let me tell you how my day is going. I just sent a calendar invite to the IT guy titled “YIKES! Help! Duplicates!”

On a call with a supplier, the guy said “that was a joke” like 3 times and after the last time, he said “tough crowd.” Maybe you just aren’t funny, my dude.

My Gmail is telling me I have one unread email and I can’t find it and that might be what sends me over the fucking edge today.

It’s happening! Dan’s in the first group!

Is there a TLI perimenopause group?

One of the doggie day care ladies told me about her crash out over her boyfriend not proposing. And like, they’re 23/24 so whatever. But also if he wanted to, he would. Dan was 24 when he sold his 70’s Chevy pickup truck and bought my ring and then worked overtime to help pay for the wedding.

First night with my CPAP machine. if I wake up feeling like a million bucks I am going to RIOT against myself for not doing this sooner.

I was like “oh, boomer.” And then I was all “aw, boomer.”

Haaaaaaa I left a pound of beef in my car on Sunday 🤢

Theme for work on Friday is Hobby. What should I do? What’s your first thought when you think of Brooke’s hobby?

Well that’s a new development. We don’t usually have these dudes in suburban Phoenix. Best of luck with Plum, pals.

A person I just hired can’t figure out how to make an account with ADP so the background check and drug test can be done. So that’s great. HR: “I’ve never had to hold someone’s hand like this.”

If you’re here but not on FB, I need a Life of a Showpup outfit for Plum for October 3rd.

Does anyone know why my friend’s 14yo asked for an army of tiny ducks for her birthday?

Saw a car with “love like Charlie” written on the back window. I’m sorry… what?!

Getting off the plane in Tucson, an older woman asked a man if he saw “anything purple up there” in the overhead bin. And that beta bitch answered “not right now, but maybe later.” Why the fuck are men?

My evening is turning into “hey! Do you believe in human rights? If yes, come have s’mores with us. If no, we’ll quietly delete you from the holiday card list but also be ready to give your info to the post whatever-era-this-is officials.”

I don’t know what I did, but my TT FYP is full of people speaking Spanish with American pronunciation and I am dying.

We’re all texting each other when it happens, right? I saw a video that talked about how ideally it’ll happen on a Thursday. Leave work, call in sick Friday. Ragers Thursday through Saturday nights, brunch Sunday, take off Monday to recover.

In the next few weeks, I’m taking my mom to her hometown for her sister’s (L) 80th birthday. L has no idea we’re coming. We’re staying in my mom’s cousin’s house on the lake my mom grew up on. We talked today and she was like “it means so much that we get to stay on the lake.” Y’all I am going to

We’re hiring people and the recruiter messed up the scheduling. Our HR VP emailed him to tell him to take a step back and breathe. I love tiny acts of micro feminism.

We’ve been trying to get Plum to go potty outside for the better part of two hours. Lightning, thunder, and wind have been building. It just started pouring out.

My BIL is absolutely ridiculous. I won’t share it here because it’s not private but if you have my number and want the latest, I will pass it along.

My favorite thing about BK’s new room is that she has a photo of her mom in her early synchro days on the window sill (you may have to click on the pic and sis is in the middle).

DC police are using excessive force against Black people

Interviewing 6 candidates today. I’m exhausted already.

Kinda cool how all my niblings have alliterative first and last names and unique middle initials. As far as family sibsets go, neither of my parents and their 2-3 siblings each are alliterative. My sister and I are not. Sister’s former husband and his sister are not. My husband is.

Haaaaaa on one employee’s last day another one gave notice. I wanna go home.

Today, I’m growing my communication skills by finding a way to professionally say “how the fuck would I know the answer to your question if I wasn’t involved in the email conversation you attached and I’m literally learning this very moment that this is a thing?”

My nephew (Dan’s brother’s kid) was born the day the queen died. His little brother is due to arrive by August 12th. I’m manifesting a death a tad more local.

This man loves our girls so much

Dan has been chosen to play in the “good” group in our golf league.

Okay progressive lenses are kind of awesome.

If my niblings - or yours - ever ask me for marriage advice, it’s this: “never settle for anything less than a partner who will feed you bites of cake for dinner on a Friday evening after you cried because you miss your dog that passed a year and a half ago.” It’s super specific but very important

If you want to make my husband BIG MAD send him baby hippo videos.

Ooof the IT guy looks STRESSED. Day 8 without the ERP. And they’ve been wiping laptops but then wifi doesn’t work and may I remind you close is on Friday. I don’t wanna be an adult anymore today.

Our ERP has been down for a week. IT has to wipe our laptops and reinstall everything. Month end close is in two days. And now the water coming out of the sink is brown.

If you make muffin tin egg bites in multiple portions, how do you line and/or clean your muffin tins?

Those Jelly bras all Over TikTok are worth the try for $20. So comfy.