Sometimes your plans go out the window when you realize you have to open a cafê called Brew Dairymore.

You’re telling me that bull made both Guillermo and Benicio?

But we’ll never forgive their crimes

you’re telling me this auto is immune?

Baby Boomer? You mean Generation W?

Removing page numbers from a book is called exfoliating

I’m over the moon! (It’s just a gray rock.)

The beguiling beauty of a cemetery. 📷 📸 🪦 🇯🇵

Sunset skyline from Arthur Ashe Stadium at the US Open. 📷 📸 🌆 🎾 🏟️ #photography

Alanis, impersonating a skeksis. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🌑 🔮 #photography

👀 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 #photography

Mourning dove makes the mistake of landing on the A/C unit near my camera. 📷 📸 🪶 🕊️ #photography

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Mute swan, after seeing the rerelease of Shin Godzilla in 4K. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🦢 🗼 #photography

It’s actually MS KNOW, but the K is silent.

Great blue heron reflected in Prospect Park lake this afternoon. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 #photography

Typical bodega art design. Nothing says authenticity quite like a well-worn sign. 📷 📸 🪧 🐓 🇯🇲 #photography

This installation, one of the first discoveries I made after getting a telephoto lens, is hiding in plain sight if you know where to look for it. 📷 📸 🗿 👩‍⚖️ 🪷 🏛️ #photography

It’s so criminally nice out in NYC for yet another Friday night that I’m issuing a citizen’s arrest.

Black-crowned night heron growing increasingly skeptical of how I’m going to use their images. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🤨 #photography

When you put on your puffer jacket for the first time of the season. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 #photography

(Seeing someone with a Prada bag): You know who else wears Prada?

Pine cones in the Brooklyn Botanic Garden. 📷 📸 🍃 🌲 #photography

Alanis, flying from one log to another, searching for fish. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🪽 #photography

Swiss Army duck 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🦆 🇨🇭 #photography

Eastern amberwing, somehow finding camouflage on a mostly green lake. 📷 📸 🍃 🐉 🪰 🍁 #photography

Is it removing the seats?

Wood duck, covered in duckweed. 📷 📸 🪶 🍃 🦆 #photography

The sky bridge on W. 15th street. This connects to the building that was once Nabisco’s headquarters where the Oreo was invented in 1912. 📷 📸 🌉 🍪 ⚫️⚪️⚫️ #photography

Brown-belted bumblebee, seemingly in their version of heaven, in the Brooklyn Botanic Garden. 📷 📸 🍃 🐝 🌺 #photography

Blue dasher (not dashing). 📷 📸 🍃 🐉 🪰 #photography

Mallards having brunch on Prospect Park lake. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🦆 #photography

Alanis, seemingly reacting to the etymology of their name. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🪵 ⁉️ #photography

Mute swan parents take a break from their cygnets. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🦢 💤 #photography

One of the many great, oft overlooked, spots to sit in the Lincoln Center terrace. 📷 📸 #photography

“Reclining Figure”, although I’ve yet to make it out. 📷 📸 #photography

When you hope they won’t notice your nose job. 📷 📸 🗿 🤥 #photography

Bird within a bird 📷 📸 🪶 #photography

Live, Laugh, Love (Choose one)

Lone pine tree in Shirley Chisholm State Park (one of the city’s hidden gems) 📷 📸 🍃 🌳 #photography

shhh they’re sleeping 📷 📸 🚇 💤 #photography

Where 7 trains go to sleep. 📷 📸 🚇 🫅🫅 #photography

Just learned that this statue of William Henry Seward is rumored to depict his head atop a repurposed sculpture of Lincoln’s body. 📷 📸 🍃 🗿 #photography

On this date in 1862 Alberto Pastor perfected his signature chicken dish.

When the flag reads the room. 📷 📸 😞 #photography

If you’re in NYC and not talking a long walk outside right now I can’t help you.

Don’t miss an excuse to walk through Grand Central. 📷 📸 🕒 #photography

Groundhog, doing their impression of a beaver. 📷 📸 🍃 🌳 🦫 🇨🇦 #photography

Pond sliders, paddling out to catch the next wave. 📷 📸 🍃 🐢 🌊 🏄🏻‍♂️ #photography

Wood duck, reacts to the question: How much wood would a wood duck duck if a wood duck could duck wood? 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🪵 🦆❓ #photography