Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather Whiplash girlchild in the dark Comes and bells, your servant, don't forsake him Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

Was it because they lost their heads?

If I had a time machine I’d use it to go back to November 9th, 2025 and invest in whatever company makes scarves

Brooklyn Botanic Garden looking iconic this morning. 📷 📸 🌳 🍂 🍁 🍃 #photography

The assignment is clear: Get him a cameo in the next Knives Out

Not guilty of assault, it was just a pepper spray

A feather from a duck’s back is called upside down

Prospect Park showing its true colors today. 📷 📸 🌳 🍃 🍁 🍂 #photography

Jack-o-lantern reacts to today’s weather. 📷 📸 🎃 😖 #photography

Everyone lives in a pre-war building

Can’t believe there are only 12 innings left in this game. #WorldSeries

Kids everywhere hoping they go 67 innings #worldseries

The fans using their phones are just showing off their battery life #worldseries

It’s the top of the 19th, here’s why that’s good for Democrats #worldseries

If it goes 18 innings it counts as Games 3 & 4. #worldseries

“Performative male”, a top 10 finisher at today’s Great PUPkin dog costume contest in Fort Greene Park. 📸 📷 🐶 📗 🎧 #photography

Runner up “Pawrisian bandit” at today’s dog costume contest in Fort Greene Park. 📷 📸 🐶 👑 🥷🏻 #photography

The winning entry at today’s 27th annual Great PUPkin dog costume contest in Fort Greene Park. 📷 📸 🐶 🫐 🧑‍🍳 🎃 #photography

Guys I finally found one 📷 📸 🚫 🐷

[Cartoon of the US constitution pushing that button that sends itself to the nuclear-proof vault]

Star Trek IV, but it’s Scotty trying to pay for something with an analogue watch.

Dude, I know, that’s like in the Caribbean

Sometimes your plans go out the window when you realize you have to open a cafê called Brew Dairymore.

You’re telling me that bull made both Guillermo and Benicio?

But we’ll never forgive their crimes

you’re telling me this auto is immune?

Baby Boomer? You mean Generation W?

Removing page numbers from a book is called exfoliating

The beguiling beauty of a cemetery. 📷 📸 🪦 🇯🇵

Sunset skyline from Arthur Ashe Stadium at the US Open. 📷 📸 🌆 🎾 🏟️ #photography

Alanis, impersonating a skeksis. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🌑 🔮 #photography

👀 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 #photography

Mourning dove makes the mistake of landing on the A/C unit near my camera. 📷 📸 🪶 🕊️ #photography

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Mute swan, after seeing the rerelease of Shin Godzilla in 4K. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🦢 🗼 #photography

It’s actually MS KNOW, but the K is silent.

Great blue heron reflected in Prospect Park lake this afternoon. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 #photography

Typical bodega art design. Nothing says authenticity quite like a well-worn sign. 📷 📸 🪧 🐓 🇯🇲 #photography

This installation, one of the first discoveries I made after getting a telephoto lens, is hiding in plain sight if you know where to look for it. 📷 📸 🗿 👩‍⚖️ 🪷 🏛️ #photography

It’s so criminally nice out in NYC for yet another Friday night that I’m issuing a citizen’s arrest.

Black-crowned night heron growing increasingly skeptical of how I’m going to use their images. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🤨 #photography

When you put on your puffer jacket for the first time of the season. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 #photography

(Seeing someone with a Prada bag): You know who else wears Prada?

Pine cones in the Brooklyn Botanic Garden. 📷 📸 🍃 🌲 #photography

Alanis, flying from one log to another, searching for fish. 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🪽 #photography

Swiss Army duck 📷 📸 🍃 🪶 🦆 🇨🇭 #photography

Eastern amberwing, somehow finding camouflage on a mostly green lake. 📷 📸 🍃 🐉 🪰 🍁 #photography

Is it removing the seats?

Wood duck, covered in duckweed. 📷 📸 🪶 🍃 🦆 #photography