bought 96 gigs of RAM when it was still 300 bucks last March

There is a lightbulb in my room that is broken and flickers when I'm not looking, but as soon as I get up to change it, it's perfectly fine and I lose my motivation

> Listen to song > "Man, I wonder if I can get a sound like that from one of the synths" > Find the exact same sample as a preset cool

A google app that can satisfy men's desires!

Every day, my brain contracts to the size of a walnut and 200 more lines of code appear on my github

Best one in a long time. Really stepped it up this year.

Classical albums always have the most baller covers

I feel bad for anyone that bought a Switch 2 lmao

OPAR

Wake the fuck up, brothers and sisters. It's Apple Cider season in here.

The most convoluted and ridiculous hash key generation method imaginable and I GUARANTEE it will still somehow generate collisions

Yeah and whose fault is that, motherfucker

More like King Lame-o, ha

Modern UX devs saving the world by putting yet another subpanel between you and the toggle you want