Happy #fcf my cock is so pretty

Annual “he is risen” pic

Happy #fcf from this thick and pretty cock

Mike White is absolutely about to have Ozzy in a White Lotus cameo showing hog. Mark my words #survivor50

31 looks good on me. I always take nudes and thong pictures as a birthday present

One week til my birthday and I got myself as singlet as an early present

Well @handsomehansell.bsky.social and I couldn’t wait til Friday

There is a blizzard in New York so I’ll be dressed like this til further notice

New job starts tomorrow so reply with some nudes for good luck

Happy Valentine’s Day. I’m so lucky to have my man

It’s early but it’s fat #fcf

Gave my notice today to start a new job so yall can call me director now

21 days away from social media, sugar, coffee, and alcohol while prioritizing exercise and mental health does a body good. Who would have guessed

It’s snowing in New York. There had to be a plow pun in there somewhere

Not what I usually share here but after my friend passed in October, I started writing again after 3 years of nothing. Today I finished a draft of a play about grief and starting a new. This script may never see the light of day but I’m proud of putting something down

How is everyone spending their Sunday?

Do you like my haircut?

In or out?

I feel like I got to find a new selfie face and angle

Let’s make some noise for the waves

Kelley laughing in his face when he said his strength was his social game. You are that up bug girl #BB27

GET THEM SHOWERS RUNNING #BB27

Julie just said “Ashley you are correct” like she is genuinely shocked this could happen #BB27

I’m gunna need Alex and Jake to kiss #Survivor

The fact I only say one gay guy use the rapture as an excuse to post gif should be celebrated cuz that’s restraint.

Me to everyone getting raptured but missing RHOSLC tonight

This was a good hair day

“Go Birds, F*ck ICE and Free Palestine” — Hannah Einbeinder during her #Emmys acceptance speech.

I don’t smile in pictures a ton but my wedding day was too good to not

Who were everyone’s gay awakening? These were mine and John Tucker Must Die scene definitely is the reason I’m a sucker for a boy in a thong

Someone needs to take @rachelhasahairyneck before they give Katherine her phone back #bb27

Let Angela be Zingbot this season #BB27

Postponed to next week 😔 #BB27

The way I will be SAT for The Slop this week #BB27 @chappellskickback.bsky.social @robhasapodcast.bsky.social

My husband said the hair and shirt combo were giving Thackary Binkx

Do you like my new mullet?

Happy national underwear day bloomfs

She’s clothed. Hope you don’t mind

One of my favorite pics ever of me taken by @afterdarkalexi.bsky.social

We painted our bathroom. Which color do you like better?

Happy Pride yall

Happy Pride weekend. Don’t forget: without gay marriage, you lose out on beautiful weddings between hot people.

So my Instagram that I had for over 15 years may be deactivated and gone forever so made one to start a fresh if you want to follow her

I got to marry my best friend yesterday @handsomehansell.bsky.social

Broadway bares is so silly to me cuz everyone I know is like “I’ve partnered with raisin canes and if you donate $50 or more you can be put in a lottery to get a gift card with a picture of my hole” and I’m like go off sis we love charity

ITS @handsomehansell.bsky.social AND MY WEDDING WEEK!

Now that I think my old insta is gone just wanted to share some of my favorite shoots I did 🥹

So my Instagram that I had for over 15 years may be deactivated and gone forever so made one to start a fresh if you want to follow her

23 days to my wedding and I’ve worked very hard and really proud of my progress. And I can’t wait for my first Taco Bell order afterwards