Santa can keep his nice boys. I’ll handle the naughty list this year 😈

Locktober Cage Check Day 7 Date Night Doggo @PupAxxle said I’m probably not gonna get lucky tonight 😥

Locktober Cage Check Day 6 @pupaxxle.bsky.social wanted to make sure I got some sun today, he knows I have a severe Vitamin D deficiency right now.

Locktober Day 5 Cage Check @pupaxxle.bsky.social insisted that I keep my jerk game strong, even when I’m not allowed to pleasure myself. 5 minutes working my beautiful Bad Dragon Orochi. Am I straining to get out? Clearly. Will I? Unlikely.

Locktober Day 4 Cage Check Ice bucket challenge…@PupAxxle loves seeing my balls shrink. I had a little trick up my sleeve to warm the water a bit, find out for yourself by looking at the color of the bowl before and after 🤣

Locktober Day 3 Cage Check Stopped by In n Out to get a quick treat but all the stalls were full :( @pupaxxle.bsky.social isn’t a California native or he’d know 🎶 That’s what a cage check is—all about! 🎶

Locktober Day 2 Cage Check @pupaxxle.bsky.social asked for a no pants car check. I cranked the AC but deez nuts were still hangin low

Locktober Day 1 Cage Check @pupaxxle.bsky.social I figured you’d trust google more than my own handwriting