this victoria secret fashion show making me work out EXTRA hard this evening

angel reese looks so good in this victoria secret fashion show omg 💕🎀

twitter people will quote of picture of you and say “this you?” and it would be the most beautiful person ever 😭😭

damn some people on the internet are so miserable what 😭😭😭 they turn something positive to something negative real quick

ok cowboys fans, we may have lost the battle, but we will win the WAR 🫡🫡

“you think you’re all that in a bag of chips?” me:

imagine you say you’re thirsty and someone reaches for Dasani water

when you make yourself rare, you become valuable

people whose phone lives on do not disturb always has a dry phone. it’s me, i’m people

i hate people who just ft out of no where like damn let me book your facetime appointment first sheesh

cardi and nicki might as well kiss at this point

when the cowboys are down 20+ points in the super bowl and I gotta listen to Bad bunny at the halftime show

i just saw a tiktok of a girl losing a 12 page essay she wrote… that’s why i stick to my google docs cause she ain’t NEVA did me wrong 🫡

elf cosmetics used to be cheap what the hell happened? 😭😭

jet black hair >>

lol nvm fuck columbus

burgundy nails for the fall >>>

stopped wearing mascara on my bottom lashes, haven’t went back since

diggs telling cardi “let me heal you”. i guess that’s all it takes these days

i can’t believe me and nara smith are the same age

when i’m married i’m gonna show my ring off so much people gonna be sick of me

why do people always experiment with dinner on the days where you’re having a bad day, and are hungry as hell?

“i was gonna buy you flowers” “i was gonna surprise you” “i was gonna take you on a date”… 😒

my love language is not having to ask

updated to iPadOS 26, now it’s a macbook 😭😭

i don’t even want a full on 6 pack, i just want those two oblique lines 😫

this is taking me out

even if you don’t plan on traveling to another country anytime soon, please save up to get your passport! you genuinely never know when you might need it. Especially in the event of an emergency! stay ready so you don’t have to get ready 🫶🏽

black moms cook spaghetti more than italians

live laugh love pinterest

i’m gonna get a brandon aubrey jersey one day

i know where someone is from just by seeing a dumb tweet by them. they are almost always from Atlanta, or Lagos Nigeria

iCarly but the a and l are silent

you ask a man why he likes you and he replies with “you just different..”

i see why rihanna likes this song

instagram is too perfect for me 😭😭

those “quick and easy” recipes take over an hour to make 😭

i didn’t think the candy corn would be out by now fr. time to eat 🤪

feening for some candy corn right now.

people learned the word “yearn” and have been using it in every sentence since

God knew not to bless me with knowing how to sing, i’d NEVER shut up 😭

i wanna be as feminine as lala baptiste

everyone is your mirror. you’re own thinking is a reflection back on to you.

best seasons in this order 1. winter 2. fall 3. summer 4. spring

outta sight, outta mind

i’m gonna start leaving voicemails so that rappers can put me in their song

i had a terrible dream the cowboys traded away micah parsons..

atleast the spurs won’t let me down… 😕

the only trade that should be happening is jerry jones and the retirement home