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It’s technically Tuesday. Back at the fridge for more bad lighting.

So a friend randomly messaged me saying he didn't want to have (a specific type of) sex. I was like, wft, I didn't say anything. He said, I know, but you've messaged me a few times and I've been too busy to answer...I mean, while I do like sex, I can have a regular conversation too.

Remember the harness suspenders I got? I think I need a kilt to go with them.

I was recording something for a friend and took some extra pics.

So…have I been sleeping on candle lighting too?

Most of my taps on Grindr are bots disguised as CIS conventionally attractive women (On fucking Grindr?!) and men with display names that are somehow about their dick (Like use of the word “hung” and or a number of inches probably 8”+)…Are these the two genders?

Why do some people assume just because I responded I instantly agreed to whatever they’re looking for? The guy hit me up and without much of a conversation he’s giving me instructions to pull up and signal my arrival to his hotel…That’s not how this works…

…Hey

It’s 2AM and I just put a cheesecake in the oven. Before that, I burned my belly while browning butter for the crust before baking…So excuse to post belly I guess

Would the equivalent of girl dinner for bears be grr dinner?

Seriously, don’t sleep on fridge lighting. Is it the best? No. From a practical standpoint it’s garbage. But…

Sometimes I get hit up by guys on the apps that list twinks, chasers, etc. under what they’re looking for. But I’m fat so…Tap by mistake? Looking for acceptance on the other side? Don’t want others knowing you’re also into chonky men? Or don’t want said men hitting you up? The people want to know…

Well it’s Tuesday. A friend gave me this shirt and I told them I’d probably take thirst traps in it. They’re not exactly that, but close enough.

Working late means no one else is here which also means…work bathroom thirst trap…Maybe other things I won’t post here…

Well…since I have more followers on here than on main…

Picked up this trash can from my IKEA trip yesterday. Randomly thought sticking my phone inside and taking a selfie might look cool…is it? (Also made it black and white for Monochrome Monday

I think my seasonal allergies decided to jump me today. Maybe a shower will help.

Bi-monthly STI Testing and PrEP shot done.

The bathroom at the place I get my PrEP and STI testing done at has some decent lighting.

To the random guys in my DM’s on Grindr…STOP ASKING IF I HAVE A BIG DICK!

I have randomly received videos related to a kink of mine not once, but TWICE today…I should not be this horny at work 🥵

Are the non-gay men of Grindr getting successfully scammed because why have my bot taps been women lately? On Grindr!

Just getting a drink from the kitchen

Not me messaging a guy thinking it’s going well only to find out it was the burner account of someone that ghosted me after we hooked up. Must have gotten new accounts because I’m pretty sure I blocked him everywhere. At least he doesn’t remember me. Time to go ghost myself.

Sometimes you gotta cool down by taking a break from doing hard work, lifting your shirt a bit, and taking a pic to post online for strangers to like became someone might like it and I’ll like the serotonin from the likes.

Thirsty?

So I got ghosted…again…at this point I’m convinced the universe doesn’t like me having sexy time. Perhaps it’s time to give up on sex and seek genuine friendships. Maybe even give up on men and focus on my hobbies. Self care and all of that…Well, anyway, this is what I was going to wear.

Trying something slightly new this Tuesday

I need to move somewhere where the Gay™ dating apps aren’t mostly twinks, non-twinks only into twinks, “straight” men cheating, heteronormative couples looking for a third, the occasional cis women, and dudes only looking for trans men, but in a creepy and maybe fetishy way.

You can’t tell me fridge lighting isn’t giving…something…(Please excuse my messy kitchen)

I’m just out here trying to show you the magic of fridge lighting this tummy Tuesday.

I feel like the more followers someone has, the higher chance they’re an asshole. Like 10-20k+ range. They may not show it all the time, but every once in a while they’ll say or do something shitty. They’re just drops in the bucket between dick pics and thirst traps so they generally go unnoticed.

I love a good beard, but sometimes, on the right person, a solo mustache…It does something for me…

It’s always “I want head” and “I need head,” but never “I’ll give you head too.” What happened to equality? Where’s the balance? Equivalent exchange?!

I don’t know, I just like this look

Every once in a while I get a message from this guy. It’s just “k,” but I only see the notification. I try to open it and the message is gone like they blocked me or deleted their account. They keep coming back though. Finally asked and they said “Must be a glitch. I don’t meant to do it.”

Right before a much needed shower after mowing the lawn in mid 80’s heat.

Guy: *sends face pic* Pic? Me: Sorry, don’t think I’m interested Guy: *sends multiple ass pics* Me:

I somehow seem to mostly attract chasers, men cheating on their partners, ghosts, or guys significantly older or younger than me…do I need to go purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

Just another Tummy Tuesday in this modern life

Not that I condone it, but “straight” men don’t know how to cheat (fortunately). I was talking with this guy. Said he has “roommates.” Not initially too sus, but I got his Snapchat which had his government name. Found his FB and no surprised, engaged…Maybe I should just give up on local men…

Video games anyone?

Coffee?

Morning 😉

I don’t have the following to start a trend, but how about Fridge Friday?Take advantage of that underutilized lighting. Open that door and be a whore.

Underutilized lighting…The fridge…Is it great? No, but it’s something.

If exercise turns you on, does that mean you work out the kinks?

Doing the Monday thing

“2 friends lookn 4 a 3rd preferably female” …Sir, this is Grindr