Conduct them. Or I shall drape my walls with your bones.

ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ, ᴡᴇ sʜᴀʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ.

The Count let out a chuckle. It was cold, mirthless, and somewhat cruel in nature. He had a good sense of what Aleksandra was referring too. “And now you stand before me. A supposed envoy of people you clearly cannot stand serving…” He moved closer to her. Ancient eyes trialing over -

These lands were strange. Distant and unknown to the Von Carstein, but such a situation wasn’t new to him. If anything Vlad was completely calm. “Sylvania. Tis a land far from here.” He raised a brow. “Who are you? And where am I?”

YOU SHALL REPAIR THY DOOR!

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋, 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒! -All Volumes -Multi-Ship -Serious/Crack -Adult Writer #DispatchRP #MVRP

Head tilted, eyes curious. “Progenitor is an acceptable term.” She feels so familiar. Almost like himself, but slightly different somehow.

"ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ, ʟɪᴠᴇsᴛᴏᴄᴋ!" | #SOTERP | #RPSKY | #MVRP

"ᴏʀ ᴅᴏ ɪ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪꜰᴇ?" | #SOTERP | #RPSKY | #MVRP

"ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴏɴ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪɴ #MVRP." | #RPSKY | #BLAMERP | #SliceOfLifeRP

× take a seat, put up your 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘵 I'll lend an ear & have a нєαят • with a meal and a 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔 you'll have your rest for as 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 as you 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍

Ah! He’s feeling refreshed. (Nobody ask why)

— A 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲 among many • sharp with 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 and Ambition ; 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 dulls the sharpest edge & so 𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 fell

ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ, ᴡᴇ sʜᴀʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ.

Ah! He’s feeling refreshed. (Nobody ask why)

─── ⋆⋅𓃭⋅⋆ ─────────── ⚔︎° 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 𝕆𝕗 𝕀𝕔𝕖𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝔻𝕒𝕝𝕖 ⚔︎° 𝔹𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕚𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕜𝕚 ⚔︎° 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 ───────────── ⋆⋅𓃭⋅⋆ ─ 𝕽ᴀɴɢᴇʀ | 𝕭ᴀʀʙᴀʀɪᴀɴ | 𝕰𝖝ɪʟᴇ

The sky was grey. Flecks of chilling rain poured over trodden mud and crumpled leaves while the Witch Hunter and his companions moved through the woods, their eyes alert and senses high as they stalked this dying land for their target. They’d sent scouts ahead hours ago -

He’s surrounded by the foolish and the stupid.

🧛‍♂️

Sprout them, then watch them wither.

I would not.

"A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. This puppet's role has just ended." -Majora, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask #LoZRP #MVRP

Would you prefer if I scented my steps with honeyed perfumes and sweetened fragrances?

[ 𝙁𝙖𝙮𝙚, 𝙎𝙥𝙖𝙬𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 ] - NO LEWD! - 18+ writer - Crack / Banter / Serious

“The skies are seldom clear in the lands of Sylvania. Anyone who’s walked these grounds before knows better. So, you’re new to my domain. Hm?” Vlad’s sword was pointed at the ground. His hand gently spinning the handle.

Galas, dances, ceremonies, concerts, dinners and plays, all of them had blended into an incoherent jumble of unimportant memories over the years. Isabella’s cold face, the cruel killer letting her hair down as it were, was the only sight he remembered from them all. “You must forgive -

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ「My Lord. May flowers bloom wherever you wander. 」 ㅤ ㅤ

The sky was grey. Flecks of chilling rain poured over trodden mud and crumpled leaves while the Witch Hunter and his companions moved through the woods, their eyes alert and senses high as they stalked this dying land for their target. They’d sent scouts ahead hours ago -

Idea stolen from Fleet! ❤️ - for a Warhammer Fantasy Character I think you could write

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

#Queekisms The funny thing is, I have genuinely not read much of the actual books honestly. I just don’t have the money. I fell in love with the total war games when I was a teenager and have just spent an OBSCENE amount of time reading/watching about the lore. I need a medal

The Count has decreed that despite the fact that this is a Warhammer muse: We shall never talk about Warhammer lore ever again or so help you all he’ll begin the fucking vampire wars all over again.

🏹˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳˚𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕗₊· ͟͟͞͞➳˚𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ ִﾒ ִﾒ H̶a̶w̶k̶e̶y̶e̶ ﾒ G̶o̶l̶i̶a̶t̶h̶ ﾒ ℝ𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕟𝕕 ﾒ 🏹 𝕆𝕟 𝔸 ℝ𝕠𝕒𝕕 𝕋𝕠 ℝ𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

Important note! Vlad is not open to shipping with anyone else besides his wife in canon: Isabella Von Carstein. It’s kind of a huge part of their stories that they actually love each other so shipping with others would kind of feel disrespectful to that. Sorry I guess?

ᴠʟᴀᴅ ᴠᴏɴ ᴄᴀʀsᴛᴇɪɴ, ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛs. ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ sʏʟᴠᴀɴɪᴀ, ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ-ʙᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ ᴏғ ᴍᴀɴᴋɪɴᴅ, ғᴏᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɴ ᴄᴀʀsᴛᴇɪɴ ʙʀᴏᴏᴅ, ᴄᴏʟᴅʟʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ - ʀᴇsᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴍᴏʀʙɪᴅʟʏ ɪɴᴄʟɪɴᴇᴅ - ᴀᴍʙɪᴛɪᴏᴜs ᴄᴀʀᴇғᴜʟʟʏ ᴄʀᴜᴇʟ - ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄᴀʟ sᴄʜᴇᴍᴇʀ

#Queekisms bro is tired pac bro is exhausted by the lore pac bro thinks this is your fault pac bro is so done pac BRO IS COMING FOR YOU, YOU SUPPORTIVE AND LOVELY MOTHERFU—

He’s scratching an undead cat behind it’s half-rotten ear. The critter purrs, nuzzling into his icy palm.

#Queekisms yes that is exactly what bro did

"I've learned that lonely roads can lead to hearts of gold. I'll protect the world..." Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. The duelist, model, signer, and idol.

⠀ ⠀Temporary Pinned. ⠀ 「 #MVRP ／ #OCRP ／ #FATERP ／ #MYTHRP 」 ⠀

#Queekisms Hahahahaha i have had e-fucking-nough of vampire trivia for one night 😂😭

#Queekisms pac please I only know so many things about this vampy boi 😂😭

“It is considered common courtesy to ask for refuge rather than assume it.” The Count sat in a decayed throne. Not his own as the Count of these lands, but one he’d taken refuge in while his undead horde regained strength.

“I was probably dead when you started, rabbit.”