Bad times make hard men

Woof woof 🦴

My most Millennial quality is that I truly, deep in my heart love a song quote. I don't post them enough

Did I mistake you for a sign from God?

Consistency is 🔑

Halfway to Summer ⛱️ Ready to bake ♨️

Rain, sleet, or snow it's on with the show 🥶😷

Heard it's Furry Friday can anyone confirm? 🦍🦦

POV you're my program telling me I have five heavy sets left

Good afternoon to LGBTQ only Everyone else go listen to Sufjan Stevens and think about your life

Big bro did legs today 🌳⚡

How I arrived at the gym vs How I left

2026 is shaping up nicely 🏴💎 This year, I'm looking forward to more naps, more art, and more community. What do you hope 2026 brings you?

Free yourself

Is it cold outside? I didn't notice ❄️

Gym therapy is the second-best therapy

Party theme was sparkles ✨

I swear sets are twice as easy when someone's gassing you

Mentally I'm already in weekend mode 🫠🤪

What the other moviegoers will see 🦞 vs What a couple lucky boys will see after 🍒

Who needs tucked in? Free side of little head kisses with every order 💤

Rang in the new year at Queen. There's no place I'd rather be than with these beautiful freaks 💥🪄🥳 #newyear #2026 #party #dance #dance

Going for chiseled quads How am I doing? 🗿

End the year strong 😤🌬️💥

Hope your Xmas Eve is lazy and relaxing 🥱 😴🌛 #honk #shoo

The cover fit | the party fit ⛄

Pull day success 🦍🪨

Peak male physique update 🌋

Dad's feral tonight 🌋

winter bulking >>>>>>

They should make a pill that makes music sound better that is also legal

Goodnight from me and my gay little mustache 〰️

Yeah I'm a top why

Can't tell you where my mind's been lately 🐱🍑

Rough day? Tomorrow will be better ❤️🫂

I'm so wet 💦

Function #3: Gay Christmas House Party

Function #2: Writer's Room at Pen & Paper

Function #1: Santa Speedo Run

If you: Got out of bed Drank water Went outside today, I'm proud of you 🖤

Getting too big for my shorts 🍒

They should make a paper plate that feels as adult as ceramic dinnerware. I'd never do another dish

Broke: government-issued gfs Woke: government-issued bfs Bespoke: government-issued free-use 🚬s

>economy sucks >world's going to shit >at least I'm hot

Checking in for Chestcember 🍈🍈

Never big enough 💦🏙️

"LMAOO" I type in response to the short-form video my friend sent. I did not laugh. I did not watch the video. I put my phone down and resume my activity.

Ears lowered ✂️

Give her what she wants ♨️🕷️