Perfect evening for a lil sprint 💦 #HotDadsRunClub

I'm really crazy about you 🫦

Starting the week with a full heart 💜

Flight home vibes ✈️

NYC is so good to me 🌘

Good morning to bimbos, nonbinary twinks, and men with frog legs ONLY (say it back)

Arm too big, won't fit in frame 😩

Every exercise is preparation for a functional activity

Pikachu and I are getting more PrEP (and doxy)

Morning 🥱

Here's a late-nigbt bicep for your hump day

How's the weather down there? ☁️⚡

Tired, angry, and didn't wanna show up. But I owed it to myself

Hot Dads Run Club still active btw

Push Day always makes me feral

Gay powers restored ✂️

Late night bicep as a reward for surviving this damn week 🫠

Brain was only half working today 😵‍💫

If your legs don't look like this stfu 😠⚡🌩️

Life is good ✨

✅ Chores 🧹 ✅ Creative 👨‍💻 ✅ Friends 🫂 ✅ Gym 🥵 ➡️ Chow 🍜

If you can't match my swag, don't talk to me ✋

He just wanted to say hi 🔴

Just trying to have legs like Venom 🕷️

Monday sweat 💦

Blue and I hope you're taking care of each other 🫂

Can barely stand 😩🫩

Nights with you >>>>

Goodnight from me and my forehead vein 💢

Only got one thing on my mind today 🕳️

Fat tri pump after a week off 🔱

Hope your week is off to a good start 🏃‍♂️💦

Messy beard but the cut makes up for it ✂️

Cosplaying a normal, respectable human being today ☕

Goodnight to the girls and the theys only 😤 Gays: you're on thin ice 🏒

What the Uber driver sees vs What the gays at the Super Bowl party will see

It's gay Friday. Who's getting into trouble tonight? 🤭

Sweated like a pig for this definition today 🐽

Despite everything, I made it 🫠

Bad times make hard men

Woof woof 🦴

My most Millennial quality is that I truly, deep in my heart love a song quote. I don't post them enough

Did I mistake you for a sign from God?

Consistency is 🔑

Halfway to Summer ⛱️ Ready to bake ♨️

Rain, sleet, or snow it's on with the show 🥶😷

Heard it's Furry Friday can anyone confirm? 🦍🦦

POV you're my program telling me I have five heavy sets left

Good afternoon to LGBTQ only Everyone else go listen to Sufjan Stevens and think about your life