I sometimes get the feeling that we are all living in a simulation and whoever is controlling it is doing as much crazy shit as they can before they delete the save file and start over.

Just a reminder this is an actual line from an anime dubbed in 2005 (and you bet your ass i'll be telling my future kids this line 🤣)

Hi

I got to that point on Bluesky where I dont know wtf to even write anymore so I just post selfies 😂

Reason #246 why Blueksky is better than Twitter: I can still use this while there is a Cloudflare outage going on 😎

There is no better use of free will then getting Taco Bell at 12 am

Looking like I'm about to drop a 🔥 new album on SoundCloud

I need a 6 month vacation twice a year

Monday

Happy Friday Bluesky buddies!

God damn I really need Bluesky to have an edit button

I shaved my head and trimmed my beard. Now I look like the villain in a James Bond movie. All I need now is an eye patch and a fluffy white cat I can pet while I slowly turn my chair around 😂

Today marks 1 year since I quit smoking. This is a huge achievement for me and I'm happy to share it with you all. #smokefree

How many Republicans does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They afraid of change- Even if it makes the world a brighter place.

I need to find the TEMU version of this because charging 30 dollars for a cup is wild

#Promosky for November (I haven't made one of these in a while) Some stuff I like: 🎮 Video games 🎵 Music + Record collecting 🌱 Plants 🎨 Making Art 📷 Photography 🎹 Producing 😴 Sleep ☕ Coffee ✈️ Traveling 💻 Tech Feel free to send me a DM if we got any similar interests 😀

Watching the sun go down at 4:30 pm today

We all have that one friend we lost touch with after highschool because they low-key joined a cult.

Sunday to-do list: - Nap - that's it

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a Gif

I love November 1st because I can walk into any grocery store and get bags of discounted candy for almost nothing just because it has some bats and pumpkins on the wrapper.

Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻

It's one of those days

Laying in bed under a blanket when it's cold and rainy while the heater is on blast is so damn nice

Only you can prevent forest fires

Good morning 🌞

Some of the songs I've been listening to a lot recently 🎧

The PS2 bootup sound still lives rent-free in my head

Starting the week off right with lots of caffeine and my favorite hoodie 😎

M😭ndays, amirite?

Bob's Burgers is such a good Saturday night in comfort show

5 in the morning I am suddenly awake Can't fall back asleep What do I do now Open up Bluesky and write A two part haiku

Biscoff cookies are so freaking good 😋

Hey, you. You're finally awake

I had to do this

If an interviewer ever asks you this question, shut it down by telling them you have gremlins because that can be interpreted as you having kids, pets, or hallucinatory voices which leaves a fun sense of mystery.

Who else can relate 😂

"Alexa, play 'The lazy song' by Bruno Mars"

Good morning 🌞🌞 If you're reading this, I hope you have an awesome day!

I know for sure this is e-waste and probably takes terrible photos but omg I want it.

I swear Dreamcast games had the best music.

Can anyone decipher what it says on my Starbucks cup...?

It's a Trenta iced coffee kinda day

Me and the boys when GTA 6 finally comes out

I love the fall

I took this pic the day before coming back home to NC. It was so serene and I felt so at peace. Now it's my pfp :)

Welp, I'm back on my BS... but this time it's not my bullshit, it's BlueSky! I'm glad to be back 😊

TLDR: I'm going to start a treatment program tomorrow where I'll be de-stressing and working on improving my mental health. I'm about to head to the airport right now. I'll be gone for a couple months and I'm going to miss y'all so much! The really long version is below 👇

As a millennial, I use "haha", "lol", and the crying laughing emoji way too much at the end of my messages when I'm texting 😂

One of these days I'm going to quit my job, buy a farm, and run free with the goats and chickens.