Me when someone at Walmart asks me where something is and then acts like a rude asshole when I tell them that I don’t know where it is:

Ok, as a bear, I APPROVE!

🐻I🐻 🐻Love🐻 🐻Being🐻 🐻A🐻 🐻Bear🐻

How’s my mug look, kiddo?

I can't sleep. I'm gonna scream in your ears.

An AI could NEVER have the spirit that Stan Lee had in life. Fucking shame on them. This is disrespecting his memory and legacy.

You ever feel like this is some people with Character AI? (clip taken from the Smosh video "Siri Tried To Kill Me")

“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.” -Dr. Seuss

Tigers. That’s it. That’s the post.

On a somewhat more comedic topic…here’s to you, Nintendo.

I just wanna post this, but many apologies for my negative attitude and recent posts on this site lately. Things are going crazy at my house right now (one of the major issues is that we’re dealing with roaches infesting the house), and I’ve just been really letting the bitchy energy go to my head.

It’s ironic how Enamorus, a legendary Pokémon that’s supposed to be an embodiment of love, compassion, and romance, ended up being one of my most fucking hated Legendaries of all time xD Like you’re supposed to love this fucking bitch because she embodies love, but for me, it’s only the opposite.

Anybody want a giant piece of pumpkin pie?

FYI I'm only buying this because I never played Mario Galaxy 2, and I wanna see what I missed out on.

Don't you just hate it when technology gives you an anxiety attack? For some reason, for a moment Bluesky was doing the "Unable to resolve handle" thing with @dynewulf.itch.io's page, and I got scared, thinking he deleted his BlueSky account xD

Rise up, furry brothers and sisters! We’re taking over the world! 🎉

Enjoy this meme, summing up how I feel about Digimon Story: Time Stranger and Legends: Z-A.

Fuck off, Gamefreak. I’m not leaving any of my Pokémon trapped in a shitty Legends game until another game comes along where they can get the hell out. I’m gonna keep trucking around Galar, Sinnoh, and Paldea with them if it’s all the same.

Enjoy this meme, summing up how I feel about Digimon Story: Time Stranger and Legends: Z-A.

Jesus, Nintendo will make anything with Pokémon EXCEPT a new Mystery Dungeon game.

Can't decide on my Halloween costume this year :/ Torn between Monty from FNaF or a police officer (again, because of Zootopia being two months away, and because I love Clawhauser so much)

Good morning, everyone. Please enjoy this relaxing morning AMSR. *blares guitar* WITH THE LIGHTS OUT IT’S LESS DANGEROUS HERE WE ARE NOW ENTERTAIN US #randompost #chaos

Netflix, Would you kindly tell me the release date? (That’s from the first game, right?)

I honestly think I want Legends: Z-A to fail. Because if it does, maybe then Gamefreak will FINALLY realize that the Legends concept doesn’t work, and they can get rid of it. But again, I doubt it because this is Gamefreak we’re talking about.

Actually, no. Better yet, can they hypnotize Gamefreak into making an actual great Pokémon game for Switch with their heart and soul put into it? Please do it, Malamar.

Could Malamar hypnotize me into being excited for Legends: Z-A or thinking it’ll be a great game? I highly doubt it. #pokemon #legendsza #malamar

If you see this, you must post four of your favorite characters from four different series. (What? Didn't say it had to be specifically TV shows.)

Well, I need assistance. *inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Honestly though, I genuinely look back at these games almost five years later and really feel like the way Gamefreak handled these games are what sparked the hate boner that I have for them right now. (Yeah, in case I haven’t made this clear by now, I hate them with all my heart.)

When are they gonna add my boi to Pokémon Unite? :(

Challenge - Take any quote said by Shadow The Hedgehog, and add as many “Damn” bombs as possible. I’ll start. "I am Shadow the Damn Hedgehog. A damn research experiment, gone damn deadly wrong. I've caused so much damn destruction, I should have never been damn created. This is damn who I am.”

Something I’ve been thinking about, but if the Detective Pikachu 2 movie uses something from Legends: Arceus or Legends: Z-A and actually makes it seem cooler (or better) than the actual games themselves…I will laugh my fucking ass off at Gamefreak lol

Felt like making Shadow’s Pokémon team. Kinda based it off of my Platinum team, although I can’t remember who the sixth Pokémon was (my money being on my HM slave Bidoof/Bibarel), so I decided to give him a Mega Blastoise.

What flavor is your sona? Knowing Shadow, and his new Clawhauser-esque personality…chocolate glazed donuts with sprinkles.

Looking back at it now 10 years later when I played Omega Ruby on my 3DS…Mega Swampert was probably my first gay/furry awakening. *casually staring at his muscular arms* (Well, him and Bowser anyway.)

I’m highly considering dressing up as a police officer this year because of Zootopia. And a certain cheetah from said movie who I love with all my heart.

To anyone who still lives with their parents or family like me, you ever just feel like they treat you like you’re some goddamn miracle worker or some housekeeper? Like you’re just there to solve all of their problems for them, like you don’t have your own problems to deal with?

Can you imagine if Gamefreak gave us an ORAS-quality Platinum remake over this fucking garbage dumpster fire of a game? Oh, how a man can dream…

Share the last movie you watched.

I’m so tired of this sorry fucking excuse for a life. I deserve better.

First day of September. Fall is coming, y'all. Break out the hot cocoa.

Replaying these games to remember the good times since Pokémon is majorly dropping the (Poké) ball with Legends: Z-A right now. Debating whether I should fill out the Kalos Dex on Pokémon Home while I’m at it 🤔 #pokemon #nostalgia #Gen6 #kalos #3DS

Did Gamefreak finally put effort into a new Mega Evolution for once? Get the fuck outta town! I’m still not buying the fucking game though because of the trainer dodging bullshit :3 (Seriously, just remove that bullshit, Gamefreak. I couldn’t even battle Enamorus because of it) #pokemon

Just FYI, this is what my house looks like at night/early in the morning.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Life is a truly valuable thing, y’all. Don’t waste it. (Something that I really need to take to heart sometimes ngl)

Y’all ever just feel like your neighborhood gives you the fucking creeps at night or when it’s dark? I mean, cause mine does. Idk why. Makes me feel like I’m in a horror or slasher movie whenever I have to go outside at night for a few minutes to move the trash cans down to the curb.

Since Pokémon is all over the damn place right now with that godforsaken Legends game coming out in two months, thinking about buying and replaying X to remember the good times. (Of course, I already have Y, but starting to prefer Xerneas a little bit more because life is a precious thing)

You know what I REALLY don't understand about Legends: Z-A? The whole thing with how wild Pokemon are Mega Evolving despite (as far as we know) not holding Mega Stones or having trainers with whom they share a close bond with or trust in. I mean, I'm pretty sure it has been very well established

I don’t even really know what to say about this one. Like…what exactly was Gamefreak’s thought process when they made this?