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"Boston has some hot girls. I see them in the bar every day." Sounds like Chloe's working in a bar. I guess the rumors were true that her mom's business empire is basically imaginary.
#tlc
#90dayfiance
#90daytheotherway
7 days ago
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What had Joy said that Dylan was so desperate to hide? I would bet good money she was discussing her own masturbation practices at the dinner table. (Funny how Joy will share anything with a captive audience at dinner, but suddenly on tv her modesty must be protected at all costs).
#90daytheotherway
7 days ago
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I just heard someone say "An insecure man will punish you for loving him." OMG so true!!!!!
#90dayfiance
#tlc
#90daytheotherway
#beforethe90days
#sisterwives
7 days ago
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Let's not get it twisted. Lisa is with Daniel for his body just as much as he is with her for her money. There's no real love on either side.
#BeforeThe90Days
#90dayfiance
#TLC
7 days ago
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So... Manon, a person's first job in a new country usually doesn't pay as much as they'd like. Settle the fuck down.
#90dayfiance
#90daytheotherway
13 days ago
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You shouldn't call your ex a whore when you're the biggest whore in Aruba, Johnny.
#90dayfiance
#90daytheotherway
14 days ago
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Fire and ice kill each other, Dylan.
#90dayfiance
#90daytheotherway
14 days ago
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The Biden administration started the process in 2024 of making it illegal for data brokers to sell your Social Security Number and other sensitive personal information. In 2025, the Trump administration squashed that reform. Sorry.
advocacy.consumerreports.org/press_releas...
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CFPB withdraws proposed rule that would have prevented data brokers from selling or misusing consumers’ sensitive personal data - CR Advocacy
Abandoning the proposed rules leaves consumers vulnerable to fraud and without protection to ensure data collected and sold about them is accurate WASHINGTON DC –…
https://advocacy.consumerreports.org/press_release/cfpb-withdraws-proposed-rule-that-would-have-prevented-data-brokers-from-selling-or-misusing-consumers-sensitive-personal-data/
23 days ago
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Kody seems to really dislike it when women support other women against men. He seems to think women should fight each other over men.
#sisterwives
#tlc
28 days ago
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If Janelle was the puppet master behind Coyote Pass, then her name would have been on all the lots. There is one person whose name was on all of the lots, and as usual he's claiming he had no part in it.
#sisterwives
#tlc
29 days ago
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"I'm not submissive. I'm just shy and quiet, and I cater to Kody like he's my best customer. Also, I believe in living by the most fundamental doctrines of Mormonism." --Robyn Brown
#sisterwives
#tlc
29 days ago
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Laura needs to learn the terms "hobosexual" and "future faker"
#beforethe90days
#tlc
#90dayfiance
29 days ago
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I hope with Rick and Trisha, she dumps him, her brother(s) beat his ass, and that's the end.
#beforethe90days
#tlc
#90dayfiance
29 days ago
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Donald Trump is a political puppet and a joke of a person.
about 1 month ago
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No shade to these two great performers (the legendary Lea DeLaria & practically fetal Jesse Tyler Ferguson, age 23), but has a Hildy and Chip pairing ever given off less chemistry?
youtu.be/PGW32v5GGQk?...
#onthetown
#broadway
#leonardbernstein
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On the Town "I Can Cook Too" Rosie O'Donnell Show 1998
YouTube video by Mr Bungee
https://youtu.be/PGW32v5GGQk?si=kazFDUSCu-1Hx51E
about 1 month ago
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I just realized that from Robyn's point of view, she was still technically living polygamy in the absence of those spiritual releases. I'll bet she's really upset about them.
#sisterwives
about 1 month ago
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Why is Kody talking like he was there during Robyn's divorce? Was he actually in the picture all the way back then? Is that why we've never gotten a clear story on how Kody and Robyn first met?
#sisterwives
about 1 month ago
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Ana Gasteyer is definitely a contender for best stage Elphaba. 🧹
#wicked
#broadway
youtu.be/IY5xYShvdzY?...
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Ana Gasteyer Defying Gravity (Broadway)
YouTube video by wicked memories
https://youtu.be/IY5xYShvdzY?si=rGQOlPlrK-JRLEaF
about 1 month ago
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Sheena, I'm sorry you wasted your 30's on this man. Don't fall for the sunk cost fallacy. He's not good enough for you.
#90dayfiance
#beforethe90days
#tlc
about 1 month ago
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I just realized all on my own that the treble clef was designed precisely to make both the A minor and C major scales as easy to read as possible -- and I wasn't even high when I thought of it!
#randomthoughts
#music
about 1 month ago
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This is dystopian. Prosecute Trump in The Hague.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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I didn't have New Years Eve plans, so I made a musical theater trio song countdown for YouTube. I noticed there are no existing rankings of trio songs, at least not that I could find:
youtu.be/tOs4RKUQQwk?...
#Top10
#musicaltheatre
#broadway
#musicaltheater
#music
#rock
#pop
#sondheim
#hamilton
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Broadway's 10 Best Trio Songs: Our Picks!
YouTube video by Porch Cats
https://youtu.be/tOs4RKUQQwk?si=ZqUrtGIYZ1DjFPn2
about 1 month ago
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The problem with the executive branch: They have control of all the public resources, and... They're not allowed to exceed the powers granted to them by Congress, but... What if they do? Check by the legislative or judicial is insufficient. The people need the ability to directly intervene.
about 1 month ago
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Massive piece of the puzzle falls into place. 🧩 Manon's parents stressed her out about money starting when she was barely old enough to count.
#90dayfiance
#90daytheotherway
about 1 month ago
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Jovon: "American women all just want a man with six feet, six pack, and six inches." Everyone: "So, what are you looking for in a woman?" Jovon (probably): "A hundred pounds, a hundred plastic surgeries, and a hundred year-old gender politics."
#tlc
#90dayfiance
#beforethe90days
about 1 month ago
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Kody: "When they were fighting over who was the basement wife, I had to go to work and pay the mortgage." What mortgage?
#sisterwives
about 1 month ago
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Wouldn't it be amazing if scientists in pharmaceutical companies were all working together on treating cancer instead of competing for consumer dollars?
#capitalism
about 1 month ago
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Molly, can you NOT???
#tlc
#90dayfiance
#beforethe90days
about 1 month ago
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SMDH at Lisa. There's being needy, and then there's being the biggest fool in the world.
#tlc
#90dayfiance
#beforethe90days
about 1 month ago
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I was just doing some end-of-year reflection. I was thinking about how I have been very badly burned in the past by people (usually men) who I knew deep down were the fucking worst, but I made myself believe they weren't, because they were nice to ME....
www.huffpost.com/entry/bill-m...
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Bill Maher Says He Wants To Dine With Trump Again For This 1 Reason
"I was very surprised," the political commentator said.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bill-maher-dinner-trump_n_69124939e4b0b840aac1615a
about 1 month ago
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I think we haven't seen the last time Trisha's brother will put a guy in the hospital.
#beforethe90days
#tlc
about 2 months ago
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Religion doesn't determine a person's values. It just doesn't. Our values are informed by the society we live in, among other things. Some people shake off indoctrination and learn to think for themselves, and some don't. But one thing is for sure...
about 2 months ago
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I wrote this about my own father, but I guess it equally applies to Kody Brown 😂
#sisterwives
about 2 months ago
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Did I just hear Robyn Brown, the final boss of religious trad wives, just say with her whole chest, "A man should not be a financial plan for a woman"?!?!
#sisterwives
about 2 months ago
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"I want to cheat on Aviva constantly without her acting all jealous about it." -Stig
#90dayfiance
#beforethe90days
about 2 months ago
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Imagine giving a partner thousands of dollars you don't have, on their request, and they accept that money knowing it's driving you into debt and poverty. Can you even fathom the delusion it would take to believe such a person cares about you?
#90dayfiance
#beforethe90days
about 2 months ago
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Different societies interpret the same religion differently. So it's not about the religion. It's about the society.
about 2 months ago
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Wait.... Kody, I thought everything in your marriages was great until the divorces. Why are you apologizing for (entirely unspecific) stuff from 30 years ago?
#sisterwives
#tlc
2 months ago
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I'm wondering if Garrick Merrifield watched The King & I as a child and took away the entirely wrong message.
#tlc
#seekingsisterwife
2 months ago
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Hey, Chloe's mom: You'd sound less like a heinous bitch if you'd at least say "please" and "thank you" when you treat Johnny like the help.
#90daytheotherway
#90dayfiance
#Aruba
2 months ago
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Manon is spelled D-I-V-O-R-C-E Anthony: run!
#90daytheotherway
#90dayfiance
2 months ago
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So... The Beastie Boys wrote "Girls" based on the Twin Peaks" theme, right? (Edit: nope, it's the reverse!)
2 months ago
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I made this here promo for my show. Ticket link:
www.fineartsassociation.org/events/
#musicals
#musicaltheater
#theater
#anneofgreengables
#ohio
#cleveland
#kidsactivities
#holiday
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2 months ago
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I just had the best idea
#tlc
. No more tell-alls for
#90dayfiance
or
#sisterwives
. Instead, each cast member gets interrogated by the
#specialforces
staff!
2 months ago
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Well, who would have ever seen this coming from that creepy, grooming, "you must submit to me fully," wannabe cult leader?
#seekingsisterwife
#garrickmerrifield
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Porch Cats
3 months ago
‘Seeking Sister Wife’ Star Garrick Merrifield Arrested
https://www.newsbeep.com/ca/307394/
‘Seeking Sister Wife’ Star Garrick Merrifield Arrested For Alleged Domestic Violence Published November 25, 2025 7:21 PM PST…
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'Seeking Sister Wife' Star Garrick Merrifield Arrested - Canada News Beep
"Seeking Sister Wife" star Garrick Merrifield is juggling a lot these days ... he's got a couple wives, a baby and three other kids ... and now he's got some
https://www.newsbeep.com/ca/307394/
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Kody and Robyn crying all about how they would have liked to communicate more with their own biological fathers, but then not realizing that means the FATHER should be proactive!!!
#sisterwives
3 months ago
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
3 months ago
Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone. Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work. Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
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I thought Darcey and Georgie met during the year before COVID. That would make their relationship only about 5 years old, not 10. Darcey isn't Georgie's K1 sponsor, but she is his green card sponsor, which confers pretty much the same financial obligations....
3 months ago
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Tally up another thing an octopus can do better than I can.
3 months ago
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