Nope Grey’s Anatomy reel we are not going there…

Does your dog try and sit in your lap while you are on the toilet?? 🤣 I would have posted a pic but i was… on the toilet 🤣

This freaked me out today, outside my office window…

Do butts sell books??? * asking for a friend 🤣

Its fine everything is fine

Going to need you all to calm the…. 🤣

Get you $0.99 copy today!! Link in bio

This might have been the funniest video i have ever seen Do you prefer stuffing or dressing 🤭

Damn 🥺

Can you please repost my pinned post?

In honour of Raindrop Promises coming out soon, Finding Balance and Lessons from a Gif kindle versions are on sale this weekend so grab your copy! See below for more details And yes i like couples kissing 🤭

Do you think it is safe??? Also what the hell are they still doing here??? 🤣

My editor just put in her edit notes “i adore this little speech, makes me cry and go hug my man” Coming soon….

Where do you think my books would rank on the spicy scale? 🌶️ one sex scene, not graphic and no kinks 🌶️🌶️ 2-3 sex scenes, becoming more explicit but no kinks 🌶️🌶️🌶️ 4+ sex scenes, explicit with some light kink 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️4+ scenes, explicit, kinks explored 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ straight erotica, minimal storyline

Where are all the spicy romance readers with a side of cheese?? Yes i made up my own book genre 🤭

Could someone use one of my books for your bookclub? That would be awesome, thanks. 🥰

Seems reasonable 🤣

Or buy Alex’s book, we can count that too in the 2400 copies.

You know what would be awesome?!? Is if book l$nks didn’t get lost in the abyss of this damn app!! Someone couldn’t find my book, Finding Balance even though i have posted so many many times 🥺 And your girl is tired 🤣

If Finding Balance is two years old than this baby is one year old, Happy Birthday Lessons from a Gif 🎂🥳🎈 Link below ⬇️

You guys 🥺 it has been two years since my first book was published. Can you believe it?? Happy birthday Finding Balance 🎂 Universal link below ⬇️

Kids today have no idea how much work it was changing all the clocks, back in the day 🤣

Ode to my Grandpa, he would have been pissed at the outcome but also so proud to see his team at the world series. #bluejays

Is it too soon? 🤣

The brake lights remind me of dog bones 🦴 every time I see one of these vehicles 🤣

Does the xray tech really need to ask a perimenopausal woman, complaining of shoulder pain, if she might be pregnant? Not once but three times 🤣

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Tell me the story of why these flowers were left by the garbage can at the gas station…. 🥺

This made my heart happy

I am a total gangsta 😂 Good morning ☀️❤️🌻

Me:

I might actually like fall if it wasn’t so short

Can we call it “No wankspangling bunglecunt” instead? King is feeding his ego

We are on page 79/175 of second round of edits, people!!! Raindrop Promises coming soon… I am proud of my little bookshelf and how the couch is getting filled up ☺️

Protip: shhh your menopausal partner while they are talking. They will love it. They will love stabbing you in the nards.

My id badge landed in the toilet. Do you think it is trying to tell me something??

Remember… Don’t be a wankspangling bunglecunt today, ok?? 🤭

Sometimes it feels good just to block people for being idiots

Winter is upon us 🥺 but the gnome is out 🥰

Totally nailed it with a journaling hand that is… * checks notes not my hand 😂

I know of a few books that can help 👀

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There is an F option for every situation 😂

I don’t know when i became so antisocial but i just left to go home, have a bath and hang out with my dog lol

I agree anonymous 4 year old

This is my source of inspiration 🤭

Never imagined i would be here 👀

We ride at dawn, brave warrior snails 🤣

I’m universal now 🤭 books2read.com/u/baMQDP