All these right wing “influencers” really need to learn how to speak. I was so terribly confused about why they were going on about ‘chad wives’ when they’re so against transgender people.

What I find weird about all these World Cup chants is “senile pedophile” is right there and nobody thought to use it. Maybe people can save it for later, idk. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Less than an hour to go before I can get tickets to see the Bayeux Tapestry. It’s just a shame it’s so damn expensive 😑

Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?

My sinuses are killing me and I’m not sure if the worst part about that is the pain, or singing Britney every time I think “my sinuses are killing me”

Unpopular opinion, but IMO a sage piece of advice: don’t meet your heroes. I followed and was followed by two of my big ones that led me into my kink journey and both of them unfollowed me after chatting. Ouch.

Ready to fuck when you are

As Kelly might say in an alternative timeline: Boots.

CW: dark humour. Well my pup cabaret act has officially been cancelled. Apparently people really didn’t like it when, after being carried across the stage by a chorus line of dancers dressed as veterinarians, I tell them: “put me down boys; someone enters holding a giant syringe.

Happy International Day of Latex (IDOL), the day in which the United States Patent and Trademark Office issued a patent for a method of vulcanizing rubber in 1844. The patent was filed in New York by American inventor and entrepreneur Charles Goodyear.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. I thought this would be a fun and different take on this year’s theme for pride - to go on a journey. Come with me. Now is a time for reflection and remembrance. A time to recall the struggles of those that fought for our rights.

Being a drone at fetish night.

Statement

raeppa yeht naht resolc era rorrim ni stcejbO

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩵🩷🤍🤎 Happy Pride Month ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩵🩷🤍🤎

Some useless sack of shit billionaire’s yacht just showed up the same day they fired over a thousand people. Unrelated; one of my favourite cocktails just happens to be called Molotov.

Word of warning to those in Paris right now: I know hanging out in Père Lachaise waiting for shade from a dead person is a great way to keep cool and all… but Oscar Wilde is there. Be careful who you want shade from. Especially in those shoes.

Finished up going through pics I took this weekend and looks like things turned out pretty well.

It’s officially spring which means I want you to stroke my peonies

So I really need to piss right now and I think piss subs need to do a better job of identifying themselves to people. I could be making myself and someone else very happy right now.

Photography day, been quite a while since I’ve pulled out my beast of a camera

Best thing about using the S12 to cut onions? There’s no nose.

Hey @rubber-adl.bsky.social apparently your city is getting Michelin stars before Sydney or Melbourne… #Radelaide

I honestly don’t understand why people do the follow/unfollow thing. They may not be ugly in their pics, but they’re fucking ugly in their souls. Although let’s face it, quite a few of these cunts are really fucking ugly, they’re just delusional, lol

So I never understood the whole “exercise gives you endorphins” thing because I never really got them until last night when I felt fucking invincible. So invincible that I now have blisters on my feet that have now humbled me. Hey Icarus, me too bud, me too.

Monday innit

Remember kinksters, condoms, like the herbs in your spice drawer, have an expiration date. Didn’t use past expiration. Kinky hint, you may still use expired condoms on toys, but buy new if you’re going to use them with someone. Culinary hint, go clean out your spice drawer.

Happy Tom of Finland Day

Okay, progress has been made. I need accommodation in Cologne and a few days in London and then my return to Europe will be fully booked (need to finalise a few museums and stuff but that’s it) I do need to get flights for LA and NO and very likely OH though At least the flight to Sydney is done

Just a reminder folks, today is a protest. Spend no money* *if you’re at an event (like in SF) then use cash to support local artists, etc

Please don’t support this brand. Friend of Dorothy is no friend of ours.

Location scouting for future pics

Happy Monday

Bye Canada… again.

Glad to be getting some sun

Trying something a bit different at @doghouseleathers.bsky.social

Just casually sucking on some dicks